MAX

Hmm, how's that rate on a scale of a Boeing 737 Max? Can I get a high five.

Max blast I hope.

Market only allowed a max of -.000000001% or it's Freedom Camps for MM

Horrendous volume and max fomo with garbage inflation data 🤣 This is gona be so funny when no ships pass through the strait this weekend.

unfortunately we have reached max pain so the dump shall stop

max pain for MSFT is 0. yall aint ready lmao

#Max Pain for SPY options expiring on Apr 10, 2026 (0 days) (w) is $671.00.

Lol, bols are really putting their hope into Vance negotiating a deal over the weekend?!?? Max regardiumnes!

SPY 700 by morning max

Max pain

Alexa, play The End by The Doors. Increase to max volume 🫩

Also the good news is I’m already at max loss for positions expiring today so can only go up tbh.

Max leverage lets go to the moon

#MAX PAINAL

What is this place now? Max your margin and lever up pussies. Ride the american flag to riches and titties or get out of my face.

My port is up 30% since I stopped overleveraging on options a few months ago. Allocate 1-2% of your portfolio MAX on shitty options, rest in stocks and ETFs. Yeah it sucks when you get a 1000% or 2000% gain on a small position, but it beats losing 100% of a few thousand

Max Homa

Hii! I want to gamble my luck out of poverty (not joking lol) - can anyone recommend what should I put my money on..? I have around 250 euros max and I don't get paid until end of month... I have some loans I would like to get rid off and I saw some people around here making millions (I am not naive I know lot of people lose too!) Thank you all!

Only question is whether put holders were sufficiently wiped out EOD today. Soon as algo's sense max pain market will collapse back to lows.

Max pain is useless, changes through out the day and cant differentiate multileg positions. By the time you know what it really is too late.

What if we hit max pain tomorrow lol

I know I should hold until tomorrow and assume there will be some sort of pullback and get some back (already at max loss) but I just cant imagine there is any way it drops back down by tomorrow close.

Max fraud

Will spy gravitate towards max pain today 🫪

Just remember you don’t want to spike your cortisol and lose money. Just cope max

Thing is we need their riches so we have to play nice. I got my bonus cut in half while CEO got max bonus pay plus ~$3m in stock. Do i like it? No. But do i also have my job? Yes.

how do people feel with a red max chart? im down from +120% october to +46% now and feel terrible lol.

Market wont dump, even if it does - it just dumps max 1-2% while when good news hits, it goes up like 3-4%.

Today was one of those euphoric max leverage option days with a blow out green dildo. Perfect exit. THESE ARE THE DAYS I LIVE FOR. I love you boys, pleasure serving with you🤝

Sometimes when playing blackjack you go on these streaks of playing max bets and doubling and splitting and getting great cards. You don’t even register what’s going on you’re just in the moment. And then you look down and you have a massive stack of chips. It’s what I live for

I’m buying sds There is a hard cap at 680 right now and this temp ceasefire will last like 2 days max So limited upside for spy and massive downside potential

was afk working. someone fill me in on what happened today in the market in my max attention span of 2 sentences please

Max water pressure.

Supply shock is going to not creep in, but slam all these countries that were expecting deliveries the next 2 weeks That's why there is panic to get a deal done, the real pain is just inches away IMO Iran knows this, and will want to push it for that desired effect... Desperation, the TACOs only help Iran achieve this max pain

Iran's mistake was making it at 10 point plan. that's too many for this administration. keep it to 3 max

Now paying claude max, anthropic deserves the money. This tech is unreal. \- Software is actually kinda cooked guys. Don't invest in saas, it's dead.

Well Friday is CPI so will definitely get max profit

Feels hella sus, price keeps getting insta-bought right under max pain. MMs sitting there with the hedge button locked and loaded 💀

I’m holding this back to 655. I’m going for max greed

No ceasefire. And looks like the another ceasefire will be extremely hard to get. Bears if this market doesn’t dump now just leave. Shit is blatantly manipulated to max.

Spy should max be up .5% day, literally nothing has changed

> have max pumped Well I aint never had too much fun

The comms would not have reached all the army, bet you one lone wolf team does something to break the ceasefire and reescalate things. 4 days max before this shit show goes back on the road. CALLS on OIL WTI

Hey bulls tell me what's the play here today, everything already seems like they have max pumped. You are telling me that they will all go even higher when the casino open?

Didn't he have his tariff making powers heavily curtailed? I can't remember what the new max was for him but I'm thinking it was less than 50%, and not as granular, I think he lost the per-country ability iirc.

48hs. Max.

They are tariffed to the max. And everyone what's Natural Resources. Russia can do whatever they want like Iran.

Max pumping premarket so they can dump calls with slippage accounted. Scum of the earth pdfs

Only after max ber pain and calls get sold by insiders

i made so much money today i ordered doordash and gave the driver max tip