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CVNA found itself on a Max Hardcore set today

Me: Buying green socially responsible ETFs for 15 years for like 5% max profit per year if lucky Random WSB ape: Bought some shiny rocks for lolz, and made more profit in 1 week than me in 15 years Life is unfair

I am sufficiently hedged with all my CCs on MU and SNDK and sitting around max profit. Crazy how much IV has increased and offsetted theta even with a couple of days left to expiry. Hopefully can end right below strike and allow me to rewrite for next week! If not, time for some LEAPS.

It means that with neuralink and AGI ads will be projected straight to your optical nerve and you'll need to pay a subscription to avoid unskippable 1hour-at-a-time ad-induced comatose states where you'll be able to try out the newest Xcorp dishwasher with a plate scrubbing function. Oder yours today by thinking about where you want it in your kitchen. Payment only possible with an appliance+ subscription on top of your regular "Ad free consciousness max" package

7.68 support, I dunno. I’d say bail, max pain 7.24. Afterwards, next major support level is 5.91. ER on 2/23. Maybe it will figure out a way to hold on for a few more weeks, but I’m ready to cut my shares sub 7.

Got an idea. Max my credit out now and pay it back for pennies on the dollar in 2 years. I made it.

Finger in the air, I feel like we've all got like 5 years max left to get rich. Let's get it boys.

metal bols deserve max pain

The open baggies are greedy little goblins who lie to themselves. Tsler like boxy men and mstr idiots are just misinformed to max  Mstr.... begrudgingly 

$HIMS = Hedgies In Max Stress Short Interest: 72,251,095

Just a general blow off top behaviour. Max euphoria. Similar like with silver yesterday. Though silver just can't be stopped which has been defying all logic. Thread carefully though. I don't think anybody expects the market to hold for longer than maybe the next 6 months. We'll see. When it crashes big even gold/silver will sell off. Ideally just DCA so you don't have to worry about timing.

I plan to max out my stock purchases the day before it starts... at least that's what I always seem to do.

please advice me on how i can not regard max in this market :\]\]

UNH MAX PAIN HIT EFFFFFF

unh in laymans term - 60% of unh revenue is from the government (medicaid and medicare advantage). yesterday CMS (the government) said they will have a freeze on pay raise 2027 (compared to 5% annual increase historically) because insurance companies allegedly claim sicker patients to get paid more. unh did relatively well after the announcement of biden's caps on insulin and drugs out of pocket max near the end of 2022. i don't know how, this time around, unh can pivot. maybe they were never supposed to be that profitable.

if anyone gives me a good recommendation for $1k-$1.5k worth of lottery tickets and they go up by at least 500% I’ll send you 10% of the profit (max $500) but you have to ban bet it and if the trade loses you just have to lick my butthole nonstop until ur ban ends

If mango actually caps interest rates, I will max out my credit cards and invest in banks and just wait until he cancels it and gian more than 10%

Always have a stop at your max loss. For me, that's 1% of my margin (1% max loss on any trade). [https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/positionsizing.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/positionsizing.asp)

Welcome new members, please sit in section 1 for Space and 2 for Silver. 3 is reserved for UNH call holders and at max capacity

Euphoria isn't at max yet because i haven't yet had the urge to sell my car to buy silver.

Absolute clownery, metals up everyday. Memes at max pain. The only thing that remains true is the 2 computers trading spy back and forth

What a fucking clown show. Rigged qqq to the max. Get ready for an epic dunk

MM's are so bad at trading they actually just do this weird shit and expect people to believe it xD. Like bro you positioned WRONG for earnings, not my problem lmao. Get better at trading idiots, how you gunna try to rig the entire market back to your terrible options position based max pain literally every single day. This is what they demand your respect and tax payer funded bailouts for, laughable kek

AAPL came out with Liquid Glass for one reason and one reason only, to make old phones slower and less pleasing to use Edit: 16 pro max btw, runs like absolute cheeks

Governments need the metal. They don’t care about the price. They’ll spam the max bid to secure the metal.

metal bros deserve to feel max pain

10 minutes until I feel max pain. (I hold silver shorts at 10x leverage)

Why does everything have to be a blow off top these days...greed and euphoria are cranked to the max. This will only get worse.

If you keep rolling $500 into gold weeklies and then take profits infinite money glitch w/$500 max loss?

I bought Carvana, Kroger, lumen, and cvx. Why? Mad max. Used car so I can run you all over. Kroger so I own the food and water. Lumen because I want to go bankrupt. And cvx so I can own the oil so I can run you over with my car.

5% max

Imagine look at SLV max chart and thinking "imma short dat"

Silver and gold bears don't realize that max pain is far away. short sellers continue to get fucked

Cool story time: I work in prisons. I have worked in 3 different penitentiaries (max security.) all these alpha males act really tough when they’re in a group. And the running joke is, when they’re alone they are either baby shit soft (give the inmates the house) or they talk themselves into a corner and when they’re about to get their shit kicked in, they press that little button for everyone to come save them. All the outward projection is just a show for how weak and inadequate they are. I kinda feel bad for them.

They say you shouldn't shovel snow when you've had alcohol, but that's when I'm at my max capacity.

half of America descends into Mad Max Fury Road as the grid fails

Thanks! Do you have a max target like if it 2x or 3x you get out

Doing 10 sets of 20 reps on the ab coaster at max weight to assert dominance

Doing 9 sets of 20 reps on the ab coaster at max weight to assert dominance 

Max euphoria on metals and max pain on btc

I fold at 70% max and I have no regrets if it goes to 200%. Cuz I dint have the 70% before.

Spy max pain is 684

I got 5 new credit cards to max out on trading. How come they are all at 30% interest? I thought Trump said they were gonna be 10% capped.

PLTR closes at 170 for max pain right on schedule. Thanks market makers

Max pain being 688 is very suspect

684 was max pain .. these fuckers really doing it

Max pain is 50 on INTC, I just can't believe they wouldn't get closer to that number by EOD.

I shoulda know the boys were targeting max pain on IWM. Smh

Max Pain every time!

Oh you’ll see what max pain on TSLA is