MAX

How I survive being a stupid ass bear: step one max out Roth 401k every year and leave it to the company’s fiduciary to manage, max out Roth IRA and put it all in boring ass index shit, use the fidelity credit card with auto contributions to boring ass index shit, and finally contribute 150 dollars a paycheck to a degen gambling portfolio.

The man literally induced maximum fear, loaded up on calls, then TACO'd to max profits

If there is a total permanent TACO, SPY will be 670 tomorrow. Then probably 675-680 max and then big downs

He is a reality tv star at his core. Everything is scripted to extract max drama from public with no real substance. Yawn...

Why don’t they just let him smash some big red button and tell him “yes Sir, Mr. 🥭 man, Sir, we nuked them.” Put on like Mad Max or smth and tell him it’s live coverage.

To save the world, i will max out my credit card on 1dte puts in anticipation of no TACO. I deserve the nobel peace prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

qqq max pain 585 today -

artemis will watch IRAN burn from the moon and take photos with iphone 17 pro max AAPL calls 4/10

Will people accept silver coins in a Mad Max scenario?

Max greed

Depends on how much money you have. Are you trying to stretch it or going for max enjoyment?

this is the type of day you max out your credit cards for puts that’s how free the money will be

obv we expect max bearish selloff and you know we are getting theta or up after the dealine as it will be priced in.

SpaceX is the 401k trap. The end game to steal Americans last wealth . Exit liquidity to the max. Good fucking luck to anyone who will be suffering 

Market will be flat all week. That is max pain for retail

Iranian officials openly mocking trumps Tuesday deadline You would think this would be the free-ist lunch you’ll ever find on Wall Street and just bet the farm using max leverage short But I remember being in the exact same shit last year, betting against the market at the beginning of the taco trade My theory at the time was he will never admit he was wrong so he will follow through. What I didn’t realize was, he never has to admit anything, he can say one thing, do another and word it in a way that he won. So tbh I don’t know if puts are on the menu, kinda feels the like beginnings of the taco trade round 2

When mad max become real?

Started new job and could not degen max today. What did I miss?

We will put all of Iran’s oil in bag and get tf out there. It will be like 2 minute job max. In and out. Idk why are you all worried.

damm you to poor for the "fusion wash ultra max +"? must be rough times

I hate every single one of you, but I still wouldn’t set artificially large bid/ask spreads for the entire 17.5 hours between market close and market open to move the next days opening price to the max pain level every single night.

Guy just buy calls, hold them like 10 min max, sell for small gains, way easier than puts at this point imo

why did i even get a claude max sub if it's always broken during work hours

Going high beta with APLD for max gains on the rebound

From an Iranian pov, if the West doesn’t feel max economic pain from this aggression/bombing/war and learn to leave Iran alone—why would they agree to open up the strait? continuing until there’s a global recession is the best play from irans pov. Wish I would have got into oil a month ago. Too afraid of market manipulation and irrational MMs

please go tell the day traders that use min-max premarket as strong support/resistance

McKinsey charged WBD $55 million in consulting fees to rebrand HBO to HBO Max, $37 million to shorten HBO Max to Max, and $63 million to revert the name back to HBO Max. Why am I even going to work today?

I have it good authority from the Facebook page “Donald Trump for President” that Iran has agreed to surrender their nuclear program. Mortgage your house and max out the credit cards to buy calls boys. This is definitely financial advice.

They are targeted to hunt your max pain. Nothing personal. They just want you broke.

my 13 pro max is working great

Loss, Max Loss

We might go down a max of -50% from all time highs. Don’t be dumb

The only orange I want to see and hear about is max volatility on the Bitcoin chart 📊 📈

I had max bet last night at blackjack table and got A8. The only time you don’t stay is when dealer has a 6 which he did. I doubled down, table thought I was crazy. Guess who hit a 10 and won 😎

Its already starting to cap out, $68k-$69k max prob

Mad Max maybe

I hope someone checked the max range on a shahed drone to make sure that Kharg island can't just be droned into oblivion by the mainland 

Yep he's getting fired in like a month, max

I can only bust a nut twice MAX in a 24 hour period. Anything more than that, dust starts coming out of my peepee.

Paid my rent for a few months with Pokémon cards I had from years of ripping a pack here and there. Who knew I should’ve bought and held for max gains

> Imagine spy bellow 100 I'm a bear but at this level there would be an entire collapse of the world economy and Mad Max would happen. Not possible.

The way is by not holding more than a few hours max, and accepting you could miss out on more gains.

Guy at my work thinks I am genius because I said mate this is casino market going up today. Now he’s asking if I can teach him to analyze MM Greeks and “max pain”. Lmao. He just doesn’t know I don’t know anything and neither does anyone else. What a retard.

Made more than 120% on that bullshit on europoor markets lol, also sold within 2% of max gains. Never gonna do that shit again

So here’s what I think happened - Iran saying they want to open the strait is bullish, stock market tried to pump, mm pinned it at 654 max pain. Now that market closed it’s slowly climbing

MM couldn’t resist putting us right at max pain on SPY. Fake and Gahey.

Down 3k this year good to know I hit my max deduction already 😄

Manipulators pump then pin it for max corruption profits. 🤣

Max Pain for put buyers at open, RIP