MAX

Wait so I was supposed to max out my credit cards right? I forgot what the next step was

Only 8 days until all credit card interest goes down to 10% max. How is this not crashing some of these stocks? Oh, cuz taco gonna taco

There’s a chance, but Houston’s D is nasty. Pittsburgh probably scoring 2 TDs max on them

green by close (max)

Calls on machetes, water filtration devices, and Mad Max motorcycles.

Step 1: max out credit cards Step 2: take out every loan possible Step 3: enjoy life Step 4: declare bankruptcy Step 5: repeat in 10 years or whatever

You will need to add some more prompting here. 1) Sit on the shidder and lock the door. 2) Find 0DTE options with .10 delta or lower that have arbitrage opportunities. 3) Buy and sell within the same day, market hours based on Eastern Standard Time. 4) Max loss is x, Max profit is Y.

Trump is just following a script- Project 2025 Notice how the 2nd Project 2025 goal is to eliminate the Fed's target of full employment The Fed’s mandate of max employment leaves with Powell

man ... this bool market phase is max easy mode. sunday night slight red? buy /NQ and set an alarm to sell after europoorz have their fun. then buy again after slight red premarket. the real rugpull seems to be several days away at this rate.

10% max credit card interest... might be a little bearish for V , but doubt it... hell people will probably charge more with capped rates.

then buy at open, theyre currently at max discount

$400 by april and my credit spread hits $$MAX WIN$$

# 😏: being frugal, “no way I’m buying iPhone 17”, mocking iSheep # 😭: one big trade, poof, 2 iPhone 17 Pro Max gone

they increased my limit by almost 20% this month. but I also have been spending a ton on new house shit. usage has still been only about 15-20% max though.

Donnie made wsb much more gambling. People would max out their CCs and put it in 0dtes

So with this credit card max rate 10% thought-out-loud, do we expect bank stonks to dump on Monday?

Im about to max out my credit cards now thanks to Donny I can beat 10% on the stonks, probably

The last time I went to Arby's the 70 year old cashier in the drive thru looked at my credit card and started ranting about "I didn't know they did American Express" and "you better pay your balance very month so they don't get you on interest" and to this day I keep thinking that paying their credit card balance every month must be the reason why they're 70 years old and still working the fast food drive thru. Never has there been a more appropriate moment for "bro just put the fries in the bag". Anyway, now I'm max leverage long calls on Ameripoors never retiring.

Gold card already issued by RobinHOOD. Maybe boss should partner with Vlad to offer an official boss gold card with special 10% max

Gonna max out every credit card in my drawer

Give me one stock to max out my IRA this year.

# wait for real? time to max my shit out, got DAME

Fucking hell they ate so good off NVDA this week man A week straight of pumping and dumping it at the open like some fucking shit coin then conveniently closes right at max pain Only 130 million shares in volume (112 right before it closed), just algos trading it all day

Bearhunter IQ is like 52 max

Thought the NVDA bubble popped But then i remembered every single day this week they ran a pump and dump in the premarket for the open and conveniently bought it right down to its max pain for today Crooks

No Tariff ruling from Supreme Court. My best guess is that they hold off ruling till the end of their term to give Trump "max time" to wheel and deal on trade.

Bro max pain today is 185 and it’s chilling right there and it started making the move towards it yesterday Bad buy

To Max pain we go

I think AAPL’s deal was kinda expected they fell so far from technological innovation that they don’t even make anything new anymore. We’ll introduce the iPhone 86 Pro Max Ultra Mega Hyper Plus SE Mini XL 5G soon

NVDA max pain today is 185 Id be weary buying here

That's what happens when you're at max participation. It's a mathematical certainty. Do you guys actually expect 200,000 jobs created every month forever and these positions filled with unicorns?

It’ll be flat, max pain today is $185

I think max pain today is $185 so good luck

What if I’m MAX ugly but I just have super big thighs and shoulders? Seems to work until they look at my face 😔

Ffs I paperhanded OKLO 1/9 calls yesterday like a bitch that would’ve printed today. Learned my lesson at trying to cut losses… max degeneracy needed.

Damn recently learned what this grok thing is about. So you can tweet a pic of any woman add '@grok put me in a bikini' and the grok ai bot will respond with a pic of the woman in a bikini. Pretty crazy stuff. We will reach max gooner reality soon.

bored, need a trade idea. 1k max. options. go.

If the supreme court strikes down the tariff's, market goes up, if they allow them, it's already priced in... I want to be short, but I just can't be right now... Apple stock is the only thing concerning me, the max pain is lower price next week.

Fuck options, I’m going max margin with shares

This is the most max pain, bs price movement day Ive ever witnessed. Im gunna sell puts here or something to collect premium like the big cheaters.

The Max Pain for SPY options expiring on Jan 08, 2026 (0 days) (w) is $690.00. Tomorrow is 688 Conveniently NVDA max pain for weeklies is 185 House always wins man, crooks

Completely hedged for tomorrow through Tuesday. max loss: $1000. Bring on the chaos!

It popped 4 months ago but the imbecile bulls have been gracious enough to keep it propped at ATH ever since so MM's can offload all bags at max profit.

690 max pain again today

DD- Trust me bro Im regarded want max return on my puts

new ATH by lunch tomorrow max

Yeah go ahead and dump NVDA to tomorrows max pain of 185 after propping that shit up everyday in the pre market and running pumps dumps you fucking crooks

The Max Pain for NVDA options expiring on Jan 09, 2026 (1 days) (w) is $185.00. Could they make it anymore obvious what’s about to happen tomorrow

Shorting Tesla right now has to be the way to go. It’s worth $50 max

Why does HBO Max have so many ads reeeeee