MAX

Come back when you have more money. I’m serious though, this is a game for when you’ve run out of things to buy and have more money than you can comfortably waste. Until then just max your Roth and 401k into safe investments. When you make more money than the Roth IRA income limits, then you’re ready for this game.

The risk is you sell a call for $100 max profit that goes full silver and you lose $3000 wiping out your gains for the last thirty trades Or alternatively sell a put on a CRWV for $300 max profit that loses $10,000 when it goes from $160 to $60 Which happens surprisingly often

If this is true, no sane person would have not cashed that in at like 200k max

We have reached max autism

wasn't nVDA max pain 150 the friday before?

Imagine not thinking it is after the past 2 fridays obeyed max pain to the max

# imagine believing max pain is real

Yes 3% with gold. Since I max it out anyways they give me an extra 160 after my gold fees

How hood making money if people max their roth and they giving 3% bonus😂🤔

Pro or Max? If neither; meh

Ill believe it when i see it. Not doing anything till i see a day which doesnt revolve around max pain

Selling options is the only way to play this game. Youd have bad days sure, but nothing like this. The price moved with max pain in-real time. So you had about a 94% chance of losing money at any point of paying premium. If youre not theta gang after that i got bad newz

mms have been controlling this shit all day, siphoning cash off of retail hoping to close at max pain $690.

It’s called hedging and it’s classy. That’s basically how max pain works.

Max pain theory is no longer a theory when the whole market finds it lmao

With calls and max leverage.

# imagine thinking max pain is anything other than a joke

What is max pain on NVDA today

Sold some NVDA at 189.7 (cost 183) and took profit, 💰 Weekly max pain prolly set at 190.

1x 256GB RAM Stick: $4,799.99 Nvidia DGX Spark: $3999.99 Mac Studio (M4 Max, 128GB unified memory): $3,329.99 RAM prices go brrr.......lol

I lost a grand on the stupid fuckin lions who couldn't beat max brosmer. Done with sports bets lol. My silver plat and gold calls are printing or I'd be pissed

0dte Puts till max pain then sitting on your hands is the Wizards move . If ya got the money puts for 6 months end up being legendary baggers selling out after the worst January in a generation 

Max pain is just under 690 tho

Max pain mean reversion combined with market makers being inherently evil catching all the bols off guard while they boxing day shopping and complacent after a textbook meltup trap 

Why would you bet anything on the Josh Johnson led Redskins? Also, why would you bet anything on the Max Brosmer led Vikings playing a Detroit team that needs to avoid playoff elimination? The latter worked out, but holy fuck you're regarded. Please stop gambling.

I used to watch Max and Ruby and Arthur back when I was small in the early 2000's😂😂 Iykyk

Your mommy-shaped trauma hole is fucking hilarious. Keep crawling back for more, I'll be here. Let's sad-max your losses together.

Look. If you had..one shot.. one opportunity. To max your Roth IRA.. one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

Or an IRA which takes like 10-15 minutes max.

Max out your IRA on January 1 instead.

I didn’t change any settings, my company 401k matches 50% and I max it out. And that has been on Vanguard Target Fund lol

*Panic sold* OK. That will lose you money fast. You should have stopped out when you exceeded your max risk target.

damn s&p be rippin turning my 401k contributions to the max. when the price dips? lowering my contributions, then when it's back at the top? increasing my contributions.

Hear me out: Nike puts. Nike still trading at 35 PE, it deserve to be trading at 15 PE max

I mean $20 is about the max. Even if you bought a million tickets you would still only have a 1 in 292 chance at winning

Thinking of doing this TSLA iron condor with a 12/26 expiration date: Long 472.5p Short 475p Short 495c Long 497.5c $81 max profit and $169 max loss. Just needs to stay between 475 and 495 by eod on Friday, which doesn’t seem outlandish, especially on a flat week. Could throw my last 10k into this and it could be a 50% return if this works out.

I truly min/max this year, minimum gains , maximum loss

its an absolute mind fukk at max cuckery dude. I just keep adding more. we just gotta add tons of shares so that when it goes above a buck or more we can make a lot.

RKLB MAX Q

Im locked out of checking my shit online and to "contact the opperator" and even when I call at 8 theres "a max amount of callers our agents can speak to". Im getting the money they owe me but yea its so dumb.

Wen mad max

Not a fan of being shilled but max pain on commodities is still 60% especially as global yields have yet to reach max pain Yes JP10Y at 2.05% is high. But the world will freak out at 2.5% US30Y at 5.5% would be insanity. But 4.8% is stable The higher yields go, the higher commodities will super cycle

Yeah, but where’s max in all this bullshit?

Nice, seems like a good time to buy calls. Tell me when you feel max pain.

Fuck here I go again max margin on leveraged single tickers.

RCAT & LHX are max dronage

The year is 2035. Apple announces the the new iPhone 27 will debut the use of the latest Gorilla Glass that's 5% more scratch resistant. The Pro Max version will also include a built in soil PH meter.

How many of y’all are already at the max loss capital carryover for next year

it would be funny if today was flat. 0 volatility. 0 price jumps and dumps. max pain.

At some point, Mad Max will become a Christmas movie, not because it’s festive, but because nostalgia always wins.