MAX

Yall are forgetting one big difference about crypto this time, wallstreet is all in on it now. That means when max fear and capitulation is occurring like right now, that’s when we V to fuck the bears just as hard lmao. Would not be shocked if we end up 140-150K by EOY

I know that bitcoin closed below the weekly 50 but I just have a feeling it’s about to blast off just to piss everybody off to the max with shorts at ATH. 160K EOY

Honestly, in this market, just buy gold. It's had its blow off top and won't go down from here. Will get to 4400 again in max a couple of months, easy 10% swing trade.

I agree, we should live like in Mad Max

Yall must be young or quite new to trading if you weren’t actively participating in 2020. You think you want to see it but you don’t. Would you rather have instant max loss with puts being incredibly hard to time, or to have a gentle continuous uptrend with you constantly and easily making money? This isn’t the Big Short and there’s a reason flash crashes can wreck economies.

That’s more than mine and I’m getting max!

Looking at weekly timeframe, if /ES is about to show weakness, it should start from 6788 So max short here SL: extremely tight, 6791.5 P.S. You're welcome.

Freak the fuck out and buy everything. AH by open. Don’t even think about adjusting your port to be less risky, just send it and max margin on SPY calls no way this goes tits up

Yall got me thinking the futes deep red and it's only down 0.15%. I can tell yall be overleverage to the max 😂

I'm saying you're 5'2" and your deadlift max is 55 pounds.

“wEeKeNd dOW” lmao max cope. That shit is 3 dudes jerking each other

I reshorted Tesler via $TSDD (a 2x short ETF) at around $409 on Friday because that was max pain for options for the week - so far it has worked out nicely.  How you think Monday morning will look?

I’ve only seen 2 episodes and they were hilarious. Idk how they hold up when the current events pass so try and watch them closer to release for max relevancy.

Next will be competent agentic AIs - imagine being able to just say to your phone, "hey book me the cheapest flight to xyz, and a hotel for this weekend, max budget $1234" and it will do it well without any second guesses or hallucinating. That kind of AI could translate well to many industries. People are touting robots as next big thing but I think we're longer away from that than we think.

Going to the beach is pretty overrated. Like it is fun for max 45 mins.

Really seems like the upside on QQQ is about 10% max next 12 months while the downside is 50%

Bear trap at open, now bull trap for max pain? Spy open 650 monday morning?

**Wow bears had all of 5 mins after open to sell their puts at max profit holy V**

Feel like watching mad max today, feels appropriate for some reason

Max pain is 674 🤔

I’m down to my last resort. I’m gonna smoke a big joint, put on Bob Marley - The Legend and at least endure Max pain numb… Good luck today fellow degens!

Kind of makes sense right? The market has a habit of making the most people wrong at the most inopportune time. So, when everyone has max fomo and has decided to jump back into the market because “it only goes up”.

Max fear = Buy

Looks like open around last fridays lows. Reactionary move to max about 608 before slamming back down. Big chance for a sideways too because the market loves proving everyone wrong.

There has to be a v today tbh. I mean we open down 1% or so. Max we can do is a say 2% day.

100 shares of SPY = $67k Max date LEAPS = $10k Didn't realize poor man's covered calls are so cheap on SPY. Next big dump, from now on am buying long dated calls and selling .20 delta

**GUH** max

Max pain reached let’s moon back to ATH’s thanks

Hope for a good SPX call entry tomorrow. .5% retracement is due. Gap filled. Max pain 6800. Easy 5x if played right.

today's sell off was max furlough blue balls. full release on the sell button.

Literally just Spotify and right now only Reddit on a 16 pro max that I never drop. Been happening like clockwork after work for like a month. Guess last resort is resetting phone

Huh? I am using 17 Pro Max and never had that issue. I’ve used XS Max for 7 years without any hiccups. The only issue I am having lately is with RobTheHood freezing occasionally. What exactly r ya doing?

Love the iOS feature on the pro max that reminds you to restart your phone everyday by lagging the screen into almost 60hz with nothing open

I made a nice chunk after going full port TSDD (Tesla 2x short etf) Wednesday at close.  I closed today, locked in profit, after thinking that since max pain for Tesla is around $430 they might want to bring the price back up to blunt some of the contracts they gotta pay out.   I’m looking for a weak market and a good entry to reshort Tesla tomorrow 

so... what's to stop Saylor raising max debt, and buying corn to only lose it to a "hack"

**MAX PAIN IS NEAR** **:/**

i have reached max pain.

If max pain is 190 how are we down to 186 :\\

Anyone want a pair of AirPods Max? $299 or best offer including shipping. Need cash for some trades

No sadly i must remain a mystery. Catch me on the open seas next week though (i actually think sailing is dogshit but ill re max again regardless)

**$CSCO PUTS AT OPEN 🚀** Earnings came out *good*… which obviously means the stock’s about to nosedive harder than a B737 MAX.

my move for tomorrow is max margin in every AI stock because 3 times in a row is impossible, A Tier move 📈

When everyone chases the “rotation” out of tech, that’s when the big boys will rotate back in. This has happened time and time again, so max pain must be inflicted in order to make it believable

Back then the rich were very long term greedy. They at least had the wisdom to keep the gig going and pretend like they care. Occasionally slow down and at least made an attempt to fix problems that would lead to the system collapsing. Now they just want to put the dial to "max pillage and rob whatever is left" and print the bubble to infinity. They won't even try to keep our country semi sustainable.

$NBIS to $110 by tomorrow that’s where max pain is book it

I always wonder how they calculated that max profit. Is it if the stock hits 0? Lmao

I usually do 25% max stop loss which means upside must be 33% or more to actually make a profit. Also, I recommend starting with boring long-dated SPY calls, buy/sell signals like the exponential moving average and the commodity channel index (at least two indicators that agree with each other to buy), and start watching some finance YouTube on how to invest and play options etc. There is a difference between gambling and investing, and the difference is that investing uses every available advantage at your fingertips including time-compounding, de-risking, and research. Remember that this is a gambling sub and the winning YOLO posts are the result of playing a game of poker, and for every single one of those posts there is a loser that lost an equal amount of money.

iPhone 17 Pro Max is smooth like butter This is a good phone 

they paid me over $20k to move my accts to them they match my max Roth IRA contributions for 3% go ahead and pay $15 commission trades you wild man