MAX

Summary of today: Premarket up 0.26% with 30 minutes to open Suddenly drops about 0.4% and goes red with a few minutes to open Realisation sets in they bid it up overnight and as soon as open hits it just free falls Sam Altman is a retard for calling his own top begging for money the absolute retard Bessent another retard for saying some parts are already in recession Important guy at novo opens hood app and sees the damage and faints on live tv with mango sitting in front of him (some say mangos fart may have been the cause) Speaking of hood, it slips 10% Mango still thinks drug prices can come down 700% (the max is 100% otherwise you’re paying people to buy it?) 0DTEs, weeklies, monthlies getting absolutely destroyed and shaken out Gov still not open and market is getting more and more fragile and overreacting to every little thing like a teenager going through puberty Forgot to add: many layoffs occurring (market knew this would happen because of AI but now it suddenly cares. We’re moving the goalposts back and forward because we’re not sure if we’re bullish or bearish)

Can we all agree BYND was the gayest squeeze that sqwuzz. Like it doesnt even show up on the max chart, all the other squeezes you hit max and you see it. Not even a blip in a sad sad line, irrelevant like the bag holders.

What's max pain on RDDT

I’m thinking tariffs will be set to 15% max for 150days, even the retarded Supreme Court think taco tariffs are retarded 

Max pain incoming

US GOVERNMENT HAS DROPPED CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BOEING RELATED TO THE 737 MAX JET CRASHES, NO LONGER PURSUING LEGAL ACTIONS

homeowners in 2025 are so fucken dilutional as fuck. ur shite aint worth more than like 200k MAX NOT 800k.

then we replace every job with a data center computer, the goal is too eliminate every single job until only the C suite remains for max profits

i'm actually tired of following trump. This guy does or says something every fkin day. So hardworking. I had to pay attention to sleepy joe once a month max.

Making money is so much easier when you limit yourself to +100% per day max

Not if you're making money with the loan. Max that margin.

as soon as the vote is done , elon is going to start dumping again and milking it to the max. he knows tesla is done thats why he left si to xAi

Mad Max Thunderdome

lol I think I hit my 401k max contributions this year at the top. Classic.

Should I upgrade my iPhone 14 pro max to the 17 Max/Air? I like the Air but no lidar or ultra wide is cray.. I hate all the colors on the Pros..

I’d say we hit 660 SPY by Friday…. It’s “Max Pain”… then crab up and rally around the holidays. The “house” hedge funds and market makers always win.. even if they lose. Just check their Earnings….

Are AirPods Max worth getting

He has balls to buy puts. Every time I bought puts over the last 6 months I made money maybe like 2 times max, so I just decided not to deal with this shit.

Max pain internet money

Genuinely what the fuck is happening Where did all the bullish strength go They’re just max pain killing anything Open up a new call position and you’re down 10-20% in a day already with months away to expiration

Man they have been fucking max pain killing options lately

Yeah idk who’s selling into max fear right now gotta be stupid

max pain right now is deez nuts

Just woke up from my nap after going max long PLTR , how’s it doing ?

That still doesn’t explain why SPY is falling at the same time, even the ETFs with the biggest proportion of PLTR have like 2.5% max

Just seemed like the position of max pain for what happened AH.

"Say The Line Bart" > Current Shiller PE Ratio: 40.95 > Historical Max: 44.19

The only thing that can pump PLTR 10%+ from here on out is OpenAI official partnership announcement or stock split. $250 max level of euphoria. Take out multiples loan from your bank , loan shark , your family , HELOC and all in on puts expiring in 2028 if that ever happens. It's literally free money , no cap.

I just found out that one of my coworkers is 44 and I am spiraling. I thought she was like 32 max. I am 30 and I look way older than her. I am in shambles.

PLTR is a meme stock according to Max Chafkin, senior Bloomberg reporter

Full Port Palantir calls with max leverage to retire today?

This eod slide into max pain in such a tight range on SPY is absolutely criminal.

Max pain is 683 today

Max long MAG7 and shorting the S&P 493

Oh no anon I hope you didn’t max long the open

Yeah I feel like the government would open soon maybe in a week, two max

Sold all my loser ass crapto this morning to buy more IREN. News comes out 30 seconds later. I thought I was signing up for max pain not euphoria.

Don't need the casino when I can get scammed for $1200 on fb marketplace (fake sealed iPhone16 pro Max) 👍🏻

last I checked, SPY 700 was max pain, so mebbe, edit: nm it dropped to 683 doh

Pltr probably goes up to $210 max tomm. I wouldn't get calls, maybe shares

What do I look like a marathon fucker? You get three minutes max, better make em count.

I met my max out of pocket, what unnecessary medical test or procedure should I get now on the house.

Down like 150k in the last 1.5 years on aggressive plays so decided not to play with any big money anymore (still have a few hundred k in long term accounts that I’m not touching), so limiting my 0dte plays to an account max of 1-5k and will try to rebuild with whatever is left, which in this case is $900. Not a fun path to go down so that’s why I’m going to first try to get the $900 to 10-20k and then rethink from there (a lot less emotionally difficult when only playing with a small amount so that’s an important consideration as well). Mostly focused on quick ins and outs on spy 0dtes by trying to catch pumps or drops during intraday trading, which I feel is the most reliable but also the riskiest way to get there. Not super into meme stocks or long positions at least with a small account as those are far less predictable.

No. But I will have kids and wife who love me hugging me as the nuke drops on our heads. I'll die knowing I didn't put the evil setting at "max" and in my own way tried to make the world better rather than burn it down.

Eyoooo quick polll : What’s your target price for Amd : Mine is max 280 after earnings than we go low

Fake Meat is bagholders forever while META/MSFT is only for a few months max. You'll be fine.

Anybody have an all in max bet yolo call or put I can place for Monday that’s not BYND. I got 10k to burn 😈

Never average down unless its a part of your strategy i.e max risk of $500 so you'll scale in slowly to get there.

last day of the month you fucking tards, max long. DO NOT SHORT