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Selling CCs on indexes is boring, but it can be a lucrative game. Sell weeklies at .15 to .2 delta max on green days for lowest likelihood of getting called away. Even with the current macro, there will likely still be short-term bounces that can definitely catch you off-guard.

Since it is turning into a holy war we will see max bombing on Good Friday when the market is closed.  Trump will announce it is okay because they will rise on Easter Sunday.

Yes they are absurd, no idea why people insist on buying them when you need half a percent of movement to make money on a 0dte. Do credit or debit spreads instead. I do mostly $1 or $3 wide at roughly 1:1 max gain to max loss, which usually equates to winning on sideways for bear spreads and only needing a little movement for bull spreads Not good for long dates though, I have a few may SPY puts which are printing currently.

It’s cool tho. Mad Max showed us what would happen there

Lmao managed to *take profit* on my 639/642 bull spreads I thought for sure I'd need to cut at a loss, and I'm still on track for max gain on my bear spreads. *And* was able to load up on more ridiculously good XSP and SPY bear spreads. Thanks premarket. Only reason I stay green is that you're somehow more regarded than I am. o7

Both oil are markets are up, which is really counterintuitive. Oil might retreat a bit today after a small dead cat bounce but in the grand scheme of things, I see Iran trying to drag their feet until 6 April to max leverage supply strain.

Only thing we had to look forwsrd to after societal collapse was the Mad Max Hellscape and now we dont even have petrol for post apocalyptic LARPing

Costco should make a rule that you can only bring a max of 2 of your giant white trash families children with you to go grocery shopping.  

Predict the max drawdown on SPY this year. Closest prediction will receive a kiss (on the lips) from me

id say 5% max

Yup. Entered short around 630, sold 527. Might be a lil more to be made, but why not take profit when we are at max fear.

New Plan: 1. Join Marines 2. Do everything in your power to make it clear you want to be part of Iran war. 3. Max out your loans, credit cards, everything and bet on polymarket the exact time boots will be on the ground. 4. Profit!

Max pain is definitely +3%

Retards have not felt max pain yet, do not be retarded 

Going to reverse trust fund my kids. Open a dozen credit cards and personal loans from Sofi in their names and accumulate enormous debt maxing them out. Meanwhile I am swimming in beautiful clean coal from my own coal mines that I purchased with max interest while they pay it off. That’s the American dream.

Saudi pipeline is at max capacity and covering half the deficit from the Strait of Hormuz, bears fucked

Going on date #7 with a cute Latina tomorrow. Has been going really well boys. My stock portfolio, however, has not. I’m just in VOO and I’m down 30k this month thanks to dear leader 😔 What we thinking about buying for the turn around for max gains?

It wont be a max selloff until RDDT hits $80. Thats the sign.

Copium at max, mango's stupidity aside Israel has been the only reason we are still in this war. They ain't going anywhere lil bro lmao.

If we’re gonna have oil above 100 we should just go all out and hit max pain for the economy. Send it to 150. I don’t even care anymore. Give us $5 gas.

I can't believe they max it out at -2%

Easiest money every shorting this market on Thursdays and fridays. Its unbelievable how easy it is. Every pump if there are any lasts 1 day max and doesnt even get close to break even. I cant believe how easy this is

mad max but nautical. Kinda like Water World

Mad max on the high seas

Thats why I stayed heavy in cash and put specific price alerts to which ill buy if it goes down. I know how im gettint at each target, i know max pain, i set up incremential higher buys on lower targets. If they kick I know what im getting if they dont its either flat or back up. Most of long lasting downturns had plenty of bounce, and kepts on dipping. Im not going to get caught burning through all cash on every dip hoping to catch a quick bounce. Id rather limit my gains and have calculated strategy

Now that's the max retardation I've come to expect. Don't make money both ways bc that would make you 🌈🐻!

Not the smartest guy when it comes to commodities, but I assume USO has a max pain for options as well? Market makers wouldn’t want this to run too much today- would they?

Need bol to lose $$$ slowly for an extended period of time, drip feed fashion, very slowly. With lots of back and forth grinding moves so max bols can get hurt and rekked 

Current oil prices (Brent/WTI) are mainly paper losses/gains at this point. Exerts stated thirty days was max until supplies got tight and prices would spike. Strategic reserves/less demand extended Armageddon to forty days. Coincidentally T just extended his ultimatum ten days. Bigger problem is Nat gas is in worse shape with 20% of world production shut in. Australia just shut down even more production due to weather. Asian nations FKD. Manufacturing using plastics are reducing runs. Jet fuel is in short supply. For oil/nat gas/ petroleum distillates, to get going, it will take many months of trying to get all those products up. They will all skyrocket in price when it becomes clear, entities will pay what ever price to take deliver. Finally, the US is not leaving until Iran opens up the Straight. TL:DR- Oil panic is about to set in because of reduced flow. But Oil/Nat Gas/and jet Fuel futures. FYI-The first regard that says "just put the fries in the bag" is getting some nasty french toast sticks instead

What is the max pain gas price? Like the exact number that causes people to just go nuts. $10 a gallon? $25?

What is the max pain where we start seeing suicide hotlines pinned?

TACO knows that he can't stop the bleeding when the market is open so he waits for the market is closed to pump the stock market with low volume and hope that people will fall for it and FOMO to help pump the stock market up further. Since tomorrow is Friday, so I don't think the pump will last long. I'll give it max 2 hours before the market turn red.

Sure, but MSFT and other AI companies were priced to the absolute max with 0 margin for error. Being too early is costly, too and that's what investors aren't fans of: the premium is too high for being an early adopter. I agree that long term AI will be fine. MSFT was a steep price to pay when the PE was at low 40's and looks to be a much better buy now that the PE is heading toward the 20's where NVDA is.

"wE r iN a K-sHaPeD eConOmy" DELULU ASS ELITES, NO MERCY, MAX PAIN

The bear case makes less and less sense every day, the man clearly wants to keep markets up and there is a max pain point he will hit and decide to wrap the whole exercise up at some point.

QQQ $589--MAX pain: The price point where the most options would expire worthless. Since the current price ($573) is far below this, there is a strong magnetic pull toward $589, but the geopolitical news is currently overriding this mechanical force. OI WALLS: |$600, $570, $550| |:-|

This is like covid. Markets largely ignored it for a while and then armageddon, bill ackman crying on cnbc and - 30% crash. Max fear hasn't hit yet

no bro u don’t understand he’s going to end the war for real this time he means it there won’t be boots on the ground and if there are it’ll be over in like 3 days max pls bro u have to believe me

Pete praying to God for max violence marked today's top I guess. Not sure what other type of lunancy they have in store for us.

I have never seen a negotiation where the other side just killed all the negotiators with their families during talks, and now the same side is invoking religious prayers for max violence. This is some cartoony villian vibe.

Market is absolutely cooked. Good luck buying tech at this level, we are definitely going down, max puts for EOY

Spy red days have been 1.3% down max.

I actually have gotten hit by a MAX bus. Side swiped my side mirror

I want max pain for mango, Dow under 40k

my guess is they will calm down before the weekend, just waiting last minute to max drama

If spy was still priced off fundamentals and pre Covid trendlines we’d be at like $550 max and no one has a good argument for why we aren’t headed there lol

We just have to get to the max pain level at 6100. Once we’re there something will be said by dementia don to V it back up.

I don't think a ceasefire brings a +10% day like some people think. I think it's max 5% and even then might be a stretch. The world is so fucked right now because of this, the recovery time won't be instant. People don't want to miss out on another libertarian day and that's why it pops on so little news, but I just don't see it this time. 

My move: Setting up a tanker run Mad Max Fury Road style from Iran to India