MAX

🥰 but they keep going down, at least I have a max loss with my 0dtes

So you hit max profit, what is there to complain about

The kinetic energy for this dump has to be to the max by now

Mad Max? Yes!!

Max fear...now max greed

Got max 4 weeks til all deliveries bump up permanently and the rest of the economy passes on the higher costs. Then we get a nasty wave of inflation, can't see economies growing much with that lot going on...sell into strength for a bit, just in case.

You probably believe whatever the next random X account says. I give the conflict one more month max.

Maybe 2-3 max

Just stack concepts. Easy min/max strat here.

Berz coping hard that 🥭 duped them, and new berz will buy puts on the dip thinking it’s the one that’ll send it down. Max pain today boiz.

Tsmc was already at max capacity. Now let's take the fuel to run the country. Kiss your fuckn semiconductors goodbye.

Claude, code me a feature-for-feature duplicate of a Bloomberg Console with market manipulation pre-detection, no bugs, make it voice-activated and it should play lofi beats if markets are flat, "I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross if up more than 1% in a day and "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls at full volume if down more than 1% in a day. Make zero mistakes and limit token use to a max of $27.39 for this project. Thank you!

Army ups max enlistment age to 42 and Trump sends some more troops to the Middle East. This doesn't sound like things are going to settle down...

Markets really believe the situation is getting better, but I believe Iran more than the US. And Iran wants max pain for the US.

Having trouble finding work after getting laid off at at 40 because of AI? Retirement plans ruined? Good news because the US army has increased the max enlistment age to 42! Now go out there and bomb some kids buddy.

I think so too but it's Mad Max

Army raises enlistment age. Bullish. /s [Army ups max enlistment age to 42 | Stars and Stripes](https://www.stripes.com/branches/army/2026-03-24/army-raises-enlistment-age-42-21170859.html)

i don’t believe it. locking phone now, futures are fake and manipulated to the max.

Made one bet today. $100k 0DTE before the final pump/dump. Sold for $205k, max value was $360k. Contract ended at $0. Days like this are so fun.

I really fucked in Microsoft’, max loss in out spreads , and the spread is bigger than the max

It's literally mad Max in Iran

Spy will be pinned here for the rest of the day, we are right under max pain

I think we are close to max pain, should be over soon, hope yall are buying

Going right back to kushner. First Venezuela now Iran, oiligarchy. Trump is the oil Barron from mad max

Max pain is when the breadline and moonshine comes back

Iranian spokesman said the whole world economy is now taken hostage. Max pain isn’t here yet

Yeah just max your credit card and get a reverse mortgage

end of april? probably mid april max with a couple of tweets and we won the war claims

Why is my hbo max buffering in one specific scene of S1E2 of True Detective?

I always buy options two weeks out, but then I always hold them for two days max. I just don’t want to deal with the extreme volatility for close dated calls. But then I also don’t wanna hold for too long and then get theta fucked.

Can Iran go max pain already

My wife is amazing. Works two jobs and still has time to cook and clean while I talk to y'all on wsb and unemployment max

A "Full time" job should be like 3 hours a week max cause I got other more important shit to do

I was down $23k on Friday, too early as well on previous day plays. But yeah, made that back and then some thankfully, locked profit. I really put it all on the line, max leverage. A red day would have brutalized me. lol Orange pays attention, I knew he would do something. It's also just overblown to think the US can't open the strait against a country with no military left?? It will take a week or so to get things on place, but that bitch is opening. Either way, this is getting priced in, too many people short and scared, no way it's that's easy

I'm glad Ive never gone heavy into puts way too much manipulation to perfectly time that for max profit

Still baffled by cutting oil by 10% when nothing has actually happened yet.  Like this should've been a 3% move max until you know someone actually sat down at the negotiation table 

I don't think the US is confiscating random tankers to avoid default, but I do think the powers that be realize that the US's financial situation is terminal unless they steal a bunch of wealth back from China. That's why the trade wars are getting more desperate and the proxy wars against China's allies are getting more kinetic. US govt has 10 years left max on this fiscal trajectory before they reach the UST event horizon.

War will be back on full blast over night and we will go down max 0.5%

Lmao, my other SPX put credit spreads that expire today, would've been near max profit 💀 instead, I closed for a 2k loss on Friday 😭

Alexa, remind me what max pain is today.

To ensure max pain for bols and bers

I'm working on a war rig to Mad Max the oil across the peninsula. Just need some war boys and a guitarist.

Top tip, write out the entirety of the Holy Qur'an on the side of your oil tanker. Both sides actually. Shelling it becomes max haram.

Headed to the liquor store when they open to max out my credit cards.

Vietnam, Bangladesh, and the Philippines will run out of oil in three weeks, a US-based diplomat says - POLITICO First countries to enter the mad max stage of things

property in Dubai is selling now with 40% discount when u buy cash...crypto bros I offer you max 10% for cash

MAX PAIN engaged. Buckle up everyone

Rather than buy puts here with volatility bid, I just sold an iron fly 200 pts wide targeting 6250 by next friday. 23,000$ in premium 2000$ max loss. If I can get 50% out of this trade ill be happy.

SPX max term chart looks like we're about to drill a lot further.

These sporadic pumps on \es are super good. Bols will get hurt to the max.