MAX

They're gonna crash the market early q2 so big boys can get in on cheap and then once jpow retires crash the rates and crank up qe to max setting. Fireworks until 2028 and then Roomba uprising it's over

Any thoughts on taking out a 250k personal loan from SOFI and using max margin to buy leveraged bitcoin?

I think the play will be sell everything 15/20 mins into market open for max gains. Shit will sell off after then find a floor

I made max profit on my covered call. Could always still dump though knowing those Wall St fucks

Algos analyzing the midpoint between SPY fair value at 333.33 and potential bubble max at 1000

So you are telling me, BA sells another 75 fucking MAX planes and instantly drops to earths core at open. Okay I get it, you are a POS.

I have 200 Jan calls just so I can both get disappointed by earnings and IV crushed for max pain

Lol fuck no have you seen it's max graph, shit is more stable and a better run company than visa

There’s definitely a max capacity they’re dealing with. They can’t really shock anyone anymore. There’s also no reason to panic. They just make a fuck ton of money, we know that for a while now

max fear right now

So I sold a credit put spread while I was asleep and I was so busy at work I didn’t notice. Expired for max profit haha

most people are playing max risk max reward, they can’t afford to switch sides after their decision backfires lol

Imma max out my credit card and leave the country at this point

Calls on office max All those redactions on the Epstein files will use an insane amounts of black ink

Bears secretly rooting for Mad Max scenarios

Place is full of retards - this is what half of you sound like Bad earnings we would only drop 1%, 2% max Good earnings we go to ATH, immediately up 25% and my dick grows 3 inches

Vix still in contango. Max fear is still not here. Still lots of talk of call buying.

Ummm ,maybe I'll max out my cards on gold bars, is that a good idea?

Deploying cap once again, I’m giving her all she’s got captain. But naw man at least I added more NVDA just before this Anthropic announcement and this weeks max pain is like $180-184 range so fuck it.

Max short Nvidia. I will blow my account for this. who need Nvidia when u can have Google.

QQQ back to September levels in 1 week of red. Yeah this bearish sentiment isn’t lasting long, 2 weeks max and we’ll see rips again.

Tomorrow is going to be a max pain margin call bloodbath. If Nvidia earning are good will see panic buying. If it’s bad, you see one of those 5+ day margin calls until the fed steps in. 

Bols are really fuk to the max

All in calls tomorrow for max gain

Max we go down is 10-15% on the nasdaq IMO!

How many glasses of water y'all drink daily, I usually drink like 2-3 glasses max.

I feel at that point everybody would buy it. It can go down to like 60k max imo.

If mango enacts 30 yr car loans, calls on STLA. You know every "future doctor/lawyer" is going to max loan rate for 30 yrs to get that hellcat. LMAO

Imma be real here I think there'll be a 10% correction max

A) most of us probably make more than the max allowed to even receive a stimmy B) Congress is not going to approve the checks...they don't have to, the R's already lost the mid-terms and will lose to Newson in 28.

Man, 🌽 is so fucked. They hit 95% of all blocks mined today, which means it's reaching max scarcity. The floor is about to fall out of mining, hoarding 🌽 to farm out for block validation was one of the only reasons to hold it as a value sink. No one's gonna hold 🌽 if it's *only* function is as a store of value; they'll just put it into stocks, bonds, logistically better cryptos, literally anything else. The shitstorm's coming, Randy.

Not likely, but MicroStrategy could prob get a mild one going if btc keeps dropping. The time for Max liquidity stress is usually near EoQ, especially March and Sept.

Yall are forgetting one big difference about crypto this time, wallstreet is all in on it now. That means when max fear and capitulation is occurring like right now, that’s when we V to fuck the bears just as hard lmao. Would not be shocked if we end up 140-150K by EOY

I know that bitcoin closed below the weekly 50 but I just have a feeling it’s about to blast off just to piss everybody off to the max with shorts at ATH. 160K EOY

Honestly, in this market, just buy gold. It's had its blow off top and won't go down from here. Will get to 4400 again in max a couple of months, easy 10% swing trade.

I agree, we should live like in Mad Max

Yall must be young or quite new to trading if you weren’t actively participating in 2020. You think you want to see it but you don’t. Would you rather have instant max loss with puts being incredibly hard to time, or to have a gentle continuous uptrend with you constantly and easily making money? This isn’t the Big Short and there’s a reason flash crashes can wreck economies.

That’s more than mine and I’m getting max!

Looking at weekly timeframe, if /ES is about to show weakness, it should start from 6788 So max short here SL: extremely tight, 6791.5 P.S. You're welcome.

Freak the fuck out and buy everything. AH by open. Don’t even think about adjusting your port to be less risky, just send it and max margin on SPY calls no way this goes tits up

Yall got me thinking the futes deep red and it's only down 0.15%. I can tell yall be overleverage to the max 😂

I'm saying you're 5'2" and your deadlift max is 55 pounds.

“wEeKeNd dOW” lmao max cope. That shit is 3 dudes jerking each other

I reshorted Tesler via $TSDD (a 2x short ETF) at around $409 on Friday because that was max pain for options for the week - so far it has worked out nicely.  How you think Monday morning will look?

I’ve only seen 2 episodes and they were hilarious. Idk how they hold up when the current events pass so try and watch them closer to release for max relevancy.

Next will be competent agentic AIs - imagine being able to just say to your phone, "hey book me the cheapest flight to xyz, and a hotel for this weekend, max budget $1234" and it will do it well without any second guesses or hallucinating. That kind of AI could translate well to many industries. People are touting robots as next big thing but I think we're longer away from that than we think.

Going to the beach is pretty overrated. Like it is fun for max 45 mins.

Really seems like the upside on QQQ is about 10% max next 12 months while the downside is 50%

Bear trap at open, now bull trap for max pain? Spy open 650 monday morning?

**Wow bears had all of 5 mins after open to sell their puts at max profit holy V**