MAX

"*It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead*." -- Miracle Max

Prices look stable. I’d say a choppy coming market for next 2-3 weeks. No too crazy price swing. Expected max low to be around 660 ish.

What strike would that have been? Was trying to figure out the max profit when I saw that

LMAO where's that guy that said 681 is max pain today and got clowned on?

Fuckin lifting sanctions on Russia while they feed intel about the US to Iran is just max geopoliticuck.

Glad I sold my puts for max loss right before it dumped

Waiting for the great time to buy tweet, then max leverage long

681 is max pain today.

Theyll pump it for max 2 hours, give the "we're so back" retards time to buy in for exit liquidity.

bers are going to get max pained deadass

1dte Monday puts hardly in then money now. A 2x max depending on the strike. Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Max dip at open then creep higher during the day 

Thanks Donald Trump for setting the stage for the world to be a Mad Max movie 20 - 40 years from now 👏 🙏

This feels like max fear

I’m preparing for the Mad Max scenario. Already ordered the semi with the attached guitarist. Because when the world collapses, the only two things that matter are: fuel and vibes.

If NVDA goes below 20 forward P/E I will Max out every margin I have to buy LEAPS

8PM, 5pm(pst), is the dump resume hour. Get in 5 mins prior for max profit. short /NQ or Long /CL

This is going to be Mad Max but even more gay

They’ll rotate, circuit breaker pipe dream, give you a max 2% drop on any given day in the next 3 months but doubtful, they’ll either drag it down slowly 1-1.5% at a time or trade flat while the market rotates.

WELCOME TO MAD MAX

World is about to look like the Mad Max movies bro

The market isn’t even at max fear yet 🎢

Wsb bullish on oil, fomo into it, price rises irrationally (let’s be honest this war is over in 3 months max), comes crashing down. We got a silver 2.0 on our hands. Am I missing something? This is temporary, oil prices will not stay this high long term

Oil at +200 = welcome to Mad Max

GIVE IT A YEAR AND WE GOING MAD MAX MODE IRL

Are there other brokerages / apps / tools that have similar options UI to robinhood? I rely heavily on the simulated returns and max gain / max loss calculation for multi-leg options - most important are breakeven and max gain / max loss, and the ability to quickly open 2-leg strategies with a single limit price. Simulated return over time/underlying price is helpful too but I could live without that. Also are there platforms that can automatically place line representing a 2-leg strats breakeven on a chart of the underlying?

Max fear in here on the weekend haha

Just one contract. I played their earnings (one CSP) and am honestly surprised it took this long for them to drop; I currently have enough realized profit to buy one house share, but am waiting until this contract expires, and will write CCs at 12 if assigned. I think my max pain is if they drop below 7 bucks a share.

Realistically how much pizza can you eat without getting bored. For me, 2 pizza a week is the max.

nvda max pain is 180, yeah ABSOLUTLY not market manipulation, somehow every week close on max pain

Institution logic: If you have liquidity stress, you don't buy, you don't sell. You drive all the prices to the max pain and hunt premia.

Correct, thats because they gap it overnight to open wherever they make the most money. Then sell the options at max value to retail. Then theta cuck once retail buys up enough of their contracts.

What’s spy max pain today? Must be over 680 cause it just can’t drop

Bear case on my apartment just got stronger. New neighbors moved in across the hall and immediately converted the outside walkway into a 24/7 smoking lounge and federal witness intimidation simulator. Every day it’s the same 3-person panel discussion at max volume. Been here one week and already delivering recession-level damage to my sleep. Thinking about opening a large short position on this lease

Oil will absolutely be $120 by next month. They’ve already cut supply out of necessity and due to iran bombing all their competition. You guys who think he can actually manipulate contracts to keep prices down are coping. Only thing they can do is stall for a week max.

Max pain pump

The QQQ/SPY fights for 600 and 670 are wild. Must be their max pain levels.

what happened to bad jobs means money printer to the max for green qqq dildos

IRGC don't care about the missiles stockpile. They can impose max pain just with basic armament against boats crossing the straight. Regime change is bullshit. Time is in favour of Iran. Israel is happy with that. America is paying the bill. The rest of the world is getting raped for no reason.

4750 should be max pain on gold. we might not see physical below 4700 again

Jpow was first and last Fed Chair that could have had his own John Cena/Max Verstapphen song.

Iran knows they can't win this fight so they are going for max oil pain, not sure what the play is at this point

Max Joe Steel’s cousin.

There are about 20 million bbls a day of crude production not flowing due to the Strait closure. The western SPR can only release crude at about 10 million bbls a day at max rate when/if they decide to tap it. We are going way higher.

When do I max all my cards on a credit advance and 0dte NDX?

QQQ ends flat, IWM pumps a little. The rules of max pain implemented

Give me 7-15 so I can max calls at 670

The war will only last the weekend, relax. It's only gonna be a couple weeks, calm down. Only a few months. 6, max. Like 2 years, big deal. 5 years, SO WHAT.

spy 685 tommorrow, conveniently at its options max pain if anyone follows that. trump will see this shit and make a statement

max margin $MU man how you doing bro