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It’s sad really that the world has come to this where we have convinced ourselves that existence is a curse. Maybe unpopular opinion but it really is not. Being alive is one of the most precious gift one can receive. Sure, you have to work, and sometimes struggle to make ends meet but there are so many experiences to be had, places to be seen, people to be met and a life to be lived. Do it fully!

Met someone irl and talked degen gambling shit to them Never again never again 😢

I see you've met my girlfriend 🤝

You stare too long at the charts, you start thinking the line’s your enemy. But one day, you wake up and realize the green line don’t matter. The red line don’t matter. What mattered were the degenerates you met screaming “HOLD” along the way.

5 years ago, I met the girl of my dreams and asked her out on a date. Last summer, I asked her to be my wife. She said no both times

I don't think I've met a dude who wants a ballroom.

I met the most wonderful gentleman at the gay bar last night, every time I sat down he pushed my stool back in.

Let me guess, NVDA is part of whatever they announce next week after 🥭 and 🐉 met

I don’t eat butt anymore. Last time I did it, we met her friends for brunch, she got tanked, started an argument, stood up and yelled “**you ate my ass this morning, SO SHUT UP.**” Closed out, apologized to the surrounding patrons, and split. Severely unresolved anger issues. 5’4” and filled with violence. Part of me wants to blame Cardi B. **DFEN $90**

SOXL starting to tank again in AH. I guess margin calls still need to be met!

This was honestly beautiful watching BYND get rug pulled as soon as they met the 500m rule for wsb posts

Not a good report for TSLA even if they met earnings

We’ve literally all seen this before. It’s how most of us met in the first place

premarket yes. I put in an order last night around this time and it filled at 7am EST this morning. It was a limit order though, so not sure if it took all night to fill because my price wasn't met or it doesn't trade at night. On Schwab it's one of the few stocks that does not have the 24 hr exto functionality. I think I put it in as an EXT or GTC\_EXT order. got damn lucky on that fill, @ 1.83 this morning.

I met a Polish man today, and I was highly impressed

Adjust my GLD trailing stop. If it drops below 700, collect my profit and call it a good week. Watch the KO earnings call. Neutral-bullish. Sit on my two silver CSPs. I bought a fourth OTM put LEAP, so am waiting to see how this plays out. October has been my best month so far; four weeks out of four, I've met my weekly target of 700 in gains.

I once met a guy who tried using his job at an Amazon Fulfillment Center as a flex LMAO

there is no excuse that I haven't met my future 8 figure husband on this app yet stop playing with your fake meat and do better

Maybe one other person and make it a girl's trip. Or just by myself, which will be fun. I was thinking of the Met and maybe one nice dinner. I don't know if I want to even attempt a Broadway show

I met a hottie at the dog park today. The convo didn’t last very long because my dog decided to be an asshole and not play with her dog.

Never met a bunch of people so excited about losing money week over week

Most I met in California were pretty miserable, just barely scraping by, trying to keep up with Joneses, trying desperately to by "cool". Kinda pathetic.

"At least 25,000 Americans would die if I allowed this submarine to come ashore." I try to give this man the benefit of the doubt but it's really hard. It seems far more likely that he's actually just dumb. I've met some 80 year olds who were just lightspeed dumb. Maybe they weren't always dumb, but god damn they are now.

architect I met at the coffee shop the other day invited me to a *retirement* happy hour for her associate. Declined, because I was “working on something”. That *something* was sleep, because around 3am I decided life was going too well and decided to wipe an old gaming laptop and install Linux. I want to build a cyberdeck and needed to start somewhere. I broke. A lot. she’s coming over when she’s done, so I should probably shower. I know nothing about her so there’s a 50% chance of her being werewolf. A werewolf architect.

Careful bro that’s how I met my wife. Now every time I ask her boyfriend if I can have some money for puts she screeches “I don’t know can you?”

Maybe the real profits are the regards we met along the way…

It's not about making money. It's the experiences and people we met along the way.

every dump will be met with a pump. get used to it

I met up with 4 chicks from Chaturbate. Banged out 2 of them

If you ask me, IREN bottom has been met and it’s only up from here

Gold will only go down if the fed raises rates (not happening) or if we enter a recession that doesn't get met with giga QE (it will)

$AAPL - CHINA COMMERCE MINISTER MET WITH APPLE'S TIM COOK - CHINESE COMMERCE MINISTRY WHAT IS TIM COOK COOKING

Met no ladyboys at the mobster Italian joint last night. Just regular women with no nutsacks. 🥱 Some esthetician fighting her sister for her mother’s inheritance. Why they dump all this on me, I don’t know. Prosecco prolly. *Gemini, Play Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls. ON REPEAT. 🗣️*

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I love ODTEs

Have you met Amazon? The one stock that’s the opposite

My bro got laid off now and met a girl now he doesn’t text me as much 😔 Looking for new friends send me applications. No uggos

Interesting fact, met a guy working for allseas who was on the tests of new equipment for extraction. They are planning to put smr on the vessel that will be drilling in the pacific to run continuesly for 25 years non stop. First full scale tests will be done somewhere near Japan in 2027. Invest accordingly 👌

I am too tired. I met this girl for the first time and she said I was a “soft boy” because I was mindful of her comfort and treated her respectfully. Apparently being a nice person is not good according to TikTok

I met someone today who works for government parks and their job was implementing AI. Wtf is going on. So AI is everywhere

Are 4th graders supposed to know who the first US president was? I met one of my nephews friends today and that little shit didn’t know anything about anything

Met someone. She's a vegan. Told her my dick was Beyond Meat.

How many people have you met like that. I ain't met one. You meet alot of trannies?

The average height of a woman is 5’4 and I’m 6ft. I don’t know what it feels like looking up at someone 8 inches or a foot taller since I never met someone that tall.

$CCCX has been insanely inconsistent and met with congress this week + the only quantum company to have a partnership with NVIDIA

Met a cute ladyboy at the coffee shop. Architect at their dad’s firm. Great convo till I found out they don’t attend church. I need God or Cathie Woods to be present during anal activities.

6700 is the first goal. if it busts through there like the first nut of december, it'll just shoot to ath again. every emotional reaction in the market has been met with a shrug and buy the dip enthusiasm. nobody believes in the 11/1 tariff threat at all. it was just another dump n pump. we still got room to rise this week, and we will.

This guy said something about raw dogging hookers but every escort I met requires condoms for penetrative sex Some are kind enough to do uncovered blowjobs, however

just met a real person whose name was Dr. Peppa (but with a hard r)

I had to go into the office today and met a new hire. I just wanted to punch him in the face for how handsome he was with his perfect jawline and hair. At least I get paid more than him but still fuck him and his firm ass and flawless skin.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Green Alien Commander finally met with 🌮 Negotiations successful. They don’t want peace. They don’t want land. They want NVDA chips and the GOOD SHIT Rumor is they’re building a cosmic LLM to YOLO the galaxy. First prediction: “Humans still buying puts on the way up.” $NVDA to Uranus 🚀🚀🚀