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just met a real person whose name was Dr. Peppa (but with a hard r)

I had to go into the office today and met a new hire. I just wanted to punch him in the face for how handsome he was with his perfect jawline and hair. At least I get paid more than him but still fuck him and his firm ass and flawless skin.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Green Alien Commander finally met with 🌮 Negotiations successful. They don’t want peace. They don’t want land. They want NVDA chips and the GOOD SHIT Rumor is they’re building a cosmic LLM to YOLO the galaxy. First prediction: “Humans still buying puts on the way up.” $NVDA to Uranus 🚀🚀🚀

HOLY FUCK REGARDS CCCX / Infleqtion just met with legislators to "ADVANCE US LEADERSHIP IN QUANTUM" [https://x.com/pennycheck/status/1976417528634278404](https://x.com/pennycheck/status/1976417528634278404)

$CCCX had a huge jump AH because Infleqtion just met with Capitol Hill to discuss making the US the leader in quantum, we about to go PARABOLIC BABY!

Yo this weird ass time out shit every time we get a big drop down that has started happening ever since all the finance CEO's met with mango at the very bottom is getting really old. They legitimately just stop all sell order every time there is a move down and hope the fed can keep this sinking ship afloat one more day. Its like we get a big break to the downside and immediately time to afk, price is now discovered and we sit in a 20 cent range for the rest of the day. Thats not natural price movement.

#"I've never met a market I couldn't predict." #-Sir William M. Bearhunter #LMAO🤌

I know what would actually set Tesla to normal prices, if Musk met an unfortunate early demise. So if you think an overdose or a helicopter accident will happen in the time frame of the latest expiration date you can get, you can get put options for as low as you want and it'd print money.

After your basic needs are met, it's the people in your life and the time you spend with them that fill you up. Not money.

I met a ber this morning, he was a hungry little fella It is me I met me I am a hungry little fella

CEO of SPY just announced that he's met with the CEO of GLD and is going to invest $50 billion for a 10% stake. 🚀 🚀 🚀

I met Powell at the Delta Sky Club. He said he bought puts

American farmers may be the biggest retards I've met. Most of them barely made it during tacos first run and then they vote for him again and again most are in deep shit. They'll get a bailout again but many will not make it. Anyway to short these morons?

No need, regards already pumped her scam coin without her having to pose naked (again). Obligatory: she was a “model” in former Yugoslavia that met Trump through Epstein and sues people who bring this up.

jokes on you, i never met my mom

LMAO. Does this work? I called them to ask how they justify the amount they are quoting and all I heard was crickets. The nurse I met there did 90% of the job. I wish I could pay her instead of the stupid hospital. I'd happily pay the whole amount to her.

what would you do if you met a woman, she gave you something to work on/fix, you follow her insta on the spot to stay in contact, she never follows back, then messages you at 11:30pm a week later, still not following "hiiiiiiii so nice to meet you!!!" 😒

Met with POET at the career fair last year. They sent representatives to my class twice to speak. Company seemed fucking awesome. Didn't invest. Winner.

Met a Russian girl, super hot 8 years younger, lives in the US, great blowjobs, super loyal, but refuses to provide any financial support if she moves in. (Honest question) Next steps are...

ARCHER?? Good god man, I just met her

NBIS is like an ex and IREN is the hot mess you met tonight at the hotel bar!

ARCHER? I just met her!

I used to think I was mentally regarded. And then I met you guys 🤗 now I know I’m not alone.

I met one of you idiots in the wild last night, and I just wanted to say that despite to being nice to you in the moment, your meme stock picks are highly regarded and I will not be purchasing whatever dogshit you recommended. ✌️

Dude I am the biggest bear that you've met. I'd kill a salmon from a creek to prove my point The government is using the means of processing data and data centers as a way to inflate debt away. There is no other reason why the chips are so expensive The value of human life goes down when inflation goes up. Simple as that. And when human life is worth less, debt is worth less.

The discipline I've had to avoid going "all in" has only been met with an endless run of ATH days. Had I gone ahead and went all in, we'd be having the worst stock market year in history.

Reddit shareholders just announced a CEO pay package of 1 trillion reddit-gold to hand out awards with, if certain criteria can be met

I ran into an israeli at the grocery store cafeteria and I think he may have been the most unlikeable person I've overheard. Well, other than the other israelis I've met anyway

The AI summaries of your texts on the iPhone are so weird and kinda dehumanizing. “Photos shared of dogs. Fun was had at dog park.” “Dinner reservations canceled. Excitement about new guy met on Tinder with large appendage. Apologies expressed. Expresses kind sentiments about your future prospects.”

Ever since CEO met Trump the stock went up 50%. Proclaimed I were not managed to ride the hype. Congrats to those bagholders

I came here 15 days ago telling people to short Reddit and was met with downvotes and snark.  This is the first bowl of shit Reddit longs will eat this year. $140 soon.