META

5 most hated stocks on WSB 1. TSLA 2. PLTR 3. META 4. ORCL 5. DJT

Options can be exercised (but not sold) until 530pm, so meta ticked above 630 sometime between 4pm and 530pm

Yo I sold META $630 calls… at 4pm meta was UNDER $630 Why the fuck did 3 out of my 5 contracts get assigned?? Meta options close at 4??? What the fuck Robinhood???

Just got a headline that META fueled an AI rally friday. LOL META’s track record is so bad trying to come up with new technologies inside the house. It shouldn’t be fuelling anything.

Long meta and msft and Orcl

Meta 650 Monday make it happen

😂 why did you not hear? they got a 30 bill dollar deal from $meta

Reloaded the Meta put printer so it's back working again

Loaded META 0dte. Hopefully I can hit the lotto for once

Meta down to 620 cause I have calls

Meta down $10 in the past hr

Damn I bought calls on META this morning and nothing but red candles since

Meta 650’s right here

Man my meta 630 calls didn’t get fille d

All of these software money is gonna go right into META

Meta ripping

So the meta is spy only goes up. Okay got it

AMZN and META positions printing.

How I decided to full port everything into calls. QQQ - 10% - Printed META - 10% - Prrrrinted TSLA - 80% - FUCK ELON AND FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK CUNT ASS FUCK TRASH How's your day going?

Why is meta mooning?

Bought a META $600 4/24 call for $250 and sold it for $380 before the recovery. Might just end it

Damn should of bought more META

META 700 calls a month out your fucking welcome

When META hits $700 I’m buying all the Bears all the Shake Weights they can handle

My meta puts is fked for now till next taco.

I’m thinking a Friday sell off to take profits from the news of Meta investment.

Meta invested

Meta took on some of the risk

I sold NBIS, NFLX, META near the bottom right before they ripped. Im now holding MSFT but not making the same mistake which means it will be flat for months

Mfst probably created the most amount like of bagholders since meta went 100 something

AMD, META OR AMZN gonna pop off tomorrow.

Why did Facebook company rename itself into META?

meta calls at open

Can someone file a suit against truth social for some bullshit so that trump pulls strings and kills this narrative. We want social media addiction (and meta to moon)

such weird price action comparing MSFT and TSLA vs GOOG and META. This is the most lopsided market recovery I have seen

Last week I sold my meta, goog, and amzn to buy msft because I thought it was the most undervalued. Today I realized im a fucking idiot.

Also I unironically think that META could make Ready Player One IRL with less than half of what they will spend on their shitty LLM

People who bought $MSFT are LOSERS. People who bought $META and $NFLX like me are WINNERS

$META is such a L stock lol. 98% of the revenue come from Advertising like wtf. $NVDA also a meh biz. $GOOGL AND $AMZN doing better selling better chips one day and will EAT AWAY $LONG $AMZN $GOOGL $MSFT FREE MO

Meta to 900 EoY. Meta Spark off to a solid start 👌

Dude fuck META and GOOGL and AMZN. How the shit do they rocket 5-10% in a day or two, and MSFT fucking goes red. Literally what the fuck.

Yeah, for the pay out for this one lawsuit. But the reason META and GOOGL shat the bed is that it opened the door to more and more lawsuits, since other suits can point to this ruling as precedent. A tobacco industry moment.

RDDT full of META hating virgins. Zuck going to make these pimple faced META haters choke on his nuts 😂

Buy META calls so you can stop being poor you dum fuk

Meta Spark is actually insane. Absolutely zero hallucination and research that actually resembles a human. Just an infinitely smarter human. Canceled my paid Gemini subscription.  

Dude literally fuck MSFT. Stupid ass fucking stock can't go up to save its fucking life. Why the fuck is the entirety of the MAG7 gang up BIG yesterday and today. And fucking MSFT was down like 1.5% at the low today. Literally what the fuck. META has been hammered with big ticket lawsuits, and it recovered from 520 to 620 in a week. MSFT literally bleeds day after fucking day, and it's at it's april 2025 "Liberation day" lows. Actually what the fuck dude.

CRM META TSLA but 2027, September is NOT a LEAP i guess for WSB it is a LEAP since it isn’t 0dte

Meta is greek and means beyond or after

Meta is called meta because their model relies on bot content generated from bots that stole data from other bots interacting with bots.  Bots all the way down 

Basically they got awarded 30 billion dollar deal during the whole Iran bullshit from $meta and no one noticed until now