META

thank you META

Who sold the META dip? Show yourself!

That meta fake out was hilarious when the report came out

Why is meta fading

something something meta

I don’t like this META fade

Probably cause meta is doing well

TSLA iv was 93% for 2dtes...tmrw open will be brutal for all tsla option holders 😭 Hope that ur itm for META options if ur shortdated lmao

i sold 21 shares of meta at 670 for 110 dollar profit and aftermarket it went up 57 dollars.

Because META is

TSLA and MSFT better not drag META down with it before open tomorrow!

Why is meta doing down

So every year meta runs for 2-3 weeks after 1st quarter earnings. I think I hold these calls

MSFT is the next META 🤣

so msft falls from more than doubled capex, but meta doesnt lol

Meta carrying the market! Meta calls printing!

Meta doing better than microsoft rn, sad - microsoft crash again on earnings

I love META. Read all the local crack whore's inspirational thoughts on hallmark card looking shitposts.

META!!!!!

I listened to META and then now TSLA. Professionals and then, oh my god, regards

TSLA and MSFT might fuck META gains tomorrow. Terrible earnings call

Meta omgomg go baby gooo. I love u

Meta pump can’t sustain until 9:30 am est tmrw I hope you didn’t just buy at 740 like a retard LOL

Uhh, because the market is irrational and could tank META yet again, despite good earnings numbers? Because IV is high before earnings and selling options could capitalize on that premium? You ever sell CC's or CSP's before? Or nah?

lol MET had a brief AH spike, probably some dumbass accidentally buying that instead of META

Can Meta go up even more tomorrow?

META puts tomorrow are free money, right?

lol how many of you were washed out of your meta positions not 2 weeks ago

I caught that disorder also, mostly bungling Meta at every turn. 😂 Literally day before it began recent run up, sold METU CSPs been holding for a loss

Meta was 740s now 720s what gives?

META can't even stay above 10%? yawn

Meta you beauty

uhh what u mean meta is up bigly after hrs

Too many people wrote off meta that’s how you know it was free money

I’ll buy one meta put in open for the sell off lol

MSFT: We are spending insane amounts of money chasing AI Markets: wow such mismanagement, dumping all my holdings META: We are making more money than ever and plan on blowing all of it chasing AI Markets: wow such amazing results please take all of my money for more of your stock

tech/hardware/cloud way up after meta's er/bigass capex, except orcl, which *meta is a cloud customer of.* amazing. nothing boosts orcl. it's been like 2 weeks of insanely good news and the stock just smoldered and *rapidly* sold off any green candles.

BAG 3: MSFT, AMZN, TSLA NVDA, GOOG, AAPL and META are doing ok

Get some tinted meta glasses so people don't see your tears.

if elmo pisses in the AI positivity from meta ill kms

No way goog is gonna go up more than meta and its meta’s earnings lol. +3% after hours 

It's not even fucking hindsight. It's that everything I touch dies. When I held META it would literally bleed for 2 weeks straight at a time. Go up for like 1-2 days, then shit the bed again. The moment I sell, it literally moons for 5 days straight into earnings where it fucking skyrockets. What in the ever loving fuck dude.

Yes, I will sacrifice my msft position for meta and google. Thanks

Meta saved my rddt/axon port.

I'm about to shove my fucking phone up my ass. Goddamn bought META at 672 back after it shat the bed for Oct 2025 earnings. It shat the bed all the way down to 580. I held. It recovered to 670 and I said "nah, I held this long, I need some profit before I close". So I fucking held like a dumbfuck and it crashed to 600 again. It popped to 620 last week and I thought, ok usually every pop is followed by a drop. So I sold some CC's on it for 655 strike, thinking there's no way it'll go up another 35 bucks. Yet, it did the next day. And kept going up day after fucking day. And now it skyrockets for fucking earnings. What in the literal fuck dude. I lost my fucking ass on goddamn CC's that were like 5-6 strikes OTM. I lost out on fucking like 15k in profits if I had just fucking held my 300 shares with an average cost of 672. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU META FUCK YOU STOCK MARKET. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE.

By when will meta hit at least $800 this year?

It's already dumped over 25% the last two weeks before this AH bump from META. Hard to believe it will keep dumping unless they really fuck up earnings (which tbf is always a possibility)

Our moms, dads, aunts, and uncles are the ones to thank for this META pop because they stay on Facebook 24/7 😭

ASML popped 10% and then sunk to red at 10AM. Let's see it happen with META

i build tons of shopify stores guess what platform all those companies buying META ads sell on? SHOP up tomorrow