META

RDDT will META a run for its money when it comes to volatility

okay meta keep going

META with teh V

I’m a greedy piece of shit so I over held my 300% META calls 0DTE’s into a loss. Love to be back

META handing out easy W's and you assholes can't seem to figure tht out

Meta back in red lol

META c'mon now enugh is enough 🫩

Yeah, with meta

META, I wanna say things about you that would get me banned from all of reddit

Meta

meta don’t be a piece of shit today. i know what you’re going to do just fucking do it.

Calls on META?

you know what is not pumping today..... META

Meta with a green day, i cant believe it

Omg meta

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Wtf meta

I’m holding meta and NVDA shares and it’s fucking doing NOTHING

not a bigger pos than both netflix and meta

META signs with OKLO, OKLO moons, META stays a turd. Heavy effing bags

Meta harvests a fuckton of data from their users. How do you think stoffers knows when you were talking about mac and cheese?

meta puts at open

What exactly does meta do that requires so much nuclear energy? I can’t imagine all the random AI slop and doom scrolling takes that much, can it?

meta red lmao no surprise

OKLO going up because of Meta deal: [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/09/meta-signs-nuclear-energy-deals-to-power-prometheus-ai-supercluster.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/09/meta-signs-nuclear-energy-deals-to-power-prometheus-ai-supercluster.html)

Contract with Meta. All over the news.

OKLO new factory with meta supposed to be fully running by 2034☠️   What could go wrong?

Yep. Meta just gave them $ and some “street cred”.

lmao meta barely green again

Classic meta announcing deals on Friday so 0dte’s print for the insiders 

OKLO meta deal announced

Does META plan on moving anytime soon?

Meta signed massive deals to purchase Nuclear Power from then

woulda been nice if meta told me this news yesterday assholes

slv calls nvda puts meta calls spy calls

Try Meta, it's dookie

all i ask is ffor meta to not go red. even .10% up today is good instead of eating my gains. for that the &p needs to go up at least .5%

Meta actually

Meta signing an agreement for nuclear power is nice, it’s sort of like me agreeing to receive daily blowjobs from Sydney Swinney

meta red again for the 4th day in a row smh

META wake up

Oklo jumping on a 20 year agreement with meta? Shit maybe they’ll have a single tangible product by then. Yes I’m mad I didn’t buy in the 70s last week.

META jumping on market open (it never jumps premarket on purchaser side news)

OKLO signs a deal with META

Why does meta not pump?

Meta going into OKLO as well. WSB should make Mark Zuckerberg a mod.

IREN NBIS are going up on pure vibes or META deal is bullish for them as well?

OKLO, why you no share your energy with META? You take 8% and give Zuck 8%

OKLO which still doesn’t have a working prototype and sells natty gas is up 20% on META hype Thank you so much for the 0DTE Puts that will print Zuck and Altman It’s such a gift