META

Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not

Fk I wish I bought more META

Fullported into meta shares this morning

I have $700 leaps on meta, take some profits tomorrow at open? Or see how the day goes?

I only got a few debit spreads on META so I will make like $250 but feels good being right for once

after seeing META im loading up on RDDT calls

Oh my META, my calls expiring worthless last week, bought after last earnings, feel extra painful

META is BACK

Meta glasses, Apple “glasses”, Alphabet “glasses” they’re all dead products from inception. It’s beyond me how nobody talks about profound damage to eyes by wearing them for more than 10 minutes. It will be an endless row of lawsuits. Just saying

What Zuck left out in the EC was the $250 billion investment they have locked in for their new Meta Hoverboard

My meta shares +9.72% Dollar Fx impact: -4.74% Thank you America

I for one, would personally like to thank the Zuck for stepping up and lifting - quite literally- all of my short calls… Didn’t even look at META today and not upset. Open the damn casino!

Holy fuck, meta.

SHOP and RDDT tomorrow shopify as the main e-commerce platform for companies paying for all the META ads reddit for ad potential based off META being a money printer from ad revenue

Meta opens tom +3% and all options holders destroyed lmao

oooh very nice, congrats to you meta holders

Hello my future regards. This is what I sound like. META was $604 on Jan 20. It's was at $739 after hours. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!

Congrats META call holders

Probably pumping off of meta earnings

Drafting behind Meta?

Where is the retard that said meta was going to see $575 by the end of the day🤣🤣

Ok who had META up 10% on their bingo card?

Anyone has any idea how much my META contract will be worth tomorrow? 700$ strike price ; price is now at 735$ bought at 11,50$

Does anyone focus on the stocks of physical businesses? Like retail/logistics/realestate?? I keep getting shafted on tech stocks. Thought Meta would take a big hit when they shuttered metaverse & a few other projects, yet the stock hasn't taken a huge hit. Has anyone actually been successful investing in like Target/Walmart etc physically grounded businesses? I gotta switch up my approach

How many of my fellow META holders said "I knew it" - after it went under 640 in first 5 mins

Looks like my meta June 700C will be printing. The only question is will it go on a run post earnings or is this a 1 day bump

META is about to be my best big call bet yet

META is still like 7% off ATH lmao

Wish I didn’t paper hand most of my META calls today. I’ll keep telling myself profit is profit…

AHAH lets hope not, META is a money printing machine I wouldn't understand why it goes back down now that investors are less worried abt the AI investments.

META I don't disagree, I can't understand their numbers but it looks like they very cash flow positive. But in the least MSFT matches them on that. One is up \~10% the other down \~5%. Tesla however is selling less cars, is selling less grid and solar, selling no robots, and can't compete on price with competitors. I think by open tomorrow everything narrows.

just checked. not .50 but absolute lowest pt was 1.02 for a few minutes. still, 1->40 is still impressive, but keep in mind meta weeklies last week were also up 40x on the recovery days

Anyone know how I can request a refund for my losses. I was just kidding and I didn’t really want to get puts on META. the product and service wasnt as advertised . They said I can win money if it drops, everyone knew it wasn’t gonna drop. I was just messing around .

Meta is the new silver?

I bought the call at the close when META was around 670$, and my call cost 700$

meta puts??? lmao

Imagine not buying the meta dip all of this month. Lmaooo

Should’ve gone for msft and Meta puts. Beating expectations doesn’t mean shit rn

I thought microsoft would be flat, meta would tank and tesla would see moderate pump so not worth playing with iv so high. Right there with ya brother

WHEN NFLX MAGICAL RECOVERY LIKE META GOD GIVE ME PATIENCE it will happen for sure, coz big boys are fkin pigs they drain you for months just to moon it back up in a week

Meta failed spectacularly on metaverse and AI with shit the tons of money, but it is not impacted at all. Social media is such a good business.

RDDT better have a week long pump pre ER because of META

>You can look at the numbers, they are a revenue and profit generating machine. You can say the same about META As for TSLA the market decided to price the company as an EV + electric grid + robotics company detached from current numbers

Will meta 750 calls print or no

Tomorrow seems like a 200k kinda day. Only regret is not buying more calls. Thanks META 

Fucking unreal I closed my META csps early bc of mango this week. Then sold msft 440 csps today. Been a shitty week

META 750 by OPEN!

Meta 712 C next week exp ..... OPEN the casino i need to collect my money 🤨🤨

I bought some METD (META 1x inverse) when it was up 10%… let’s see if it fades a bit 🫡

Holy meta. The world is healing LMAO