META

I did everything right this earning. Sold most of MSFt calls and hold on to one. Then I forgot I still have a huge position in Meta. 🚀🚀🚀🚀

You can look at the numbers, they are a revenue and profit generating machine. Tesla clearly isn't and is valued on 2nd tier AI. Meta is valued on 2nd tier AI. I've ported into Chinese ETFs which might be another house of cards, but the U.S. markets have detached from reality.

I just hope you paper handed whiny babies learned something about meta. Been a shameful few months from you degens. No more whining.

Need META back down so I can buy some more

Sympathy with meta on strong ad rev

Meta earnings call: we spy on kids and serve them ads. That might be bad

You're not wrong, but RDDT's market cap is approximately 2.06% the size of META's lol. META is an absolute beast compared to RDDT. I'm hoping RDDT can just show they're still having year-to-year growth in revenue and forecasts.

Meta comes down to 4% msft goes up to -2%. The Q's stay flat. Theta gank thinks they win and bam market opens everything shoots whenever they want

Silver and Gold, Meta way up, TSLA pops on trash fed by fanboys.

that dip right before meta rocketed was institutions selling and then buying back at a lower cost average

If I had a vagina, META would make me into a gusher 🥵😫💦.

Damn. And of course I through meta 700 on my watch list and 750 for two weeks out. Im pissed af

You know someone in here gotta msft lotto calls BUT pondered meta before hand lmao

you know in Wall-e when they're all fat slobs staring at screens? The screen is Meta

I assume with Microsoft it's the CapEx again as I didn't see anything else out there. I'd love it if you guys could sell it down a bit more so I can buy a ton and laugh in 3-6 months when they have a similar call to Meta and everyone acts all surprised.

Meta call holders bout to learn sumthin lmao

Let me study Meta, stop somewhere high

Come on meta, need you shit the bed some. Well, a lot.

Yeah algos META earning wasn't THAT good right? RIGHT?

It’s ok guys . Meta won’t surely go back to 700 before open

meta absolutely should be after that earnings

Guys if I bought 1 META 715call for friday what should I expect for profits?

AMD mentioned on META call

I have no position but if META closes flat it’s going to be fucking hilarious

all internet ads biz are bc meta

META uh oh, hang in there

Meta don’t you fucking dare try reverse

Am I the only one who doesn’t wanna wear meta glasses? Is it really gonna be like the smart phone? I dunno bro…

sold me meta a week ago fuck

We've all seen some wicked reversals, but imagine having META calls and witnessing that first move .... Only to have your tits ripped off like this. Brutal

Noooooo why is meta fading....

Got shook out of a large position in meta after it tanked and tanked and tanked on good news and layoffs. Fucking hurts my soul looking at this shit. But hey at least Tesla at 400 pe gets the benefit of the doubt when meta got shit on…

I…still think meta can close red tomorrow

Meta don’t go down kid

After losing bigly on INTC and NFLX earnings, my META and TSLA calls made up for it

lol can you imagine if this meta pump was purely to help get out of their bags and it does what it did last er

Fuck me I had MSFT calls and META puts

Not saying they can’t but there’s a massive difference in META ads compared to useless Reddit ads and that’s a big part of revenue

I could only afford one meta call 😭

Surprised META ain’t on the ticker

Glasses are fucking huge. It’s normie territory to have meta glasses now

My March META $750 may finally breakeven tmr. I am selling that shit at open

Everyone excited about meta, but the majority played way out of the money calls which won't print because of your iv.. Go look at your breakeven numbers. 

So you had META puts? What were you thinking?!

As an Apple calls holder I am asking META, can I have some of your green for tomorrow

I couldn't afford META calls so I bought QQQ 2 2DTE after the dump. I feel like I'm riding a significantly smaller rocket.

Reddit needs like one or two advertisers from META. If they can change the ads and algorithm it will be a new giant.

Decent size bag in META $710 2/6 that I held (lets go) but had a $715 1/30 on META that I sold Monday for UNH before the explosion. Can’t even enjoy the win cause why did I sell that weekly smh .

I wonder how my Meta calls are doing? Been shopping for wife's bf all day