META

Damn, META trying to reach high enough to slap the face of God.

META 🥰

Holy fuck my meta puts spread is OTM

Meta shorts just got fucking mw2 nuked and gaped

META is on a warpath.

Not to Burst the little bitch bois 🐻 bubbles but Meta gonna be 800 by end of next week lol

Holy fuck, META puts eviscerated

Meta still pumping lmaoooo

Jesus Christ, that META moon falls into the "not in my wildest dreams" category. I own zero for the record! But if google climbs like this after earnings I'm going into work and taking a dump on my bosses desk. I really like him but needs must.

Jfc META

Somehow have one of my retirement accounts 100% in meta @ 600

META to 800 lmao ??

I can't believe I only bought one single fucking Meta $700c FML FML

META still climbing lol

What do you think guys, what will be the opening price for meta tomorrow?

Now you’ll all chase meta instead of buying when it was literally 600 a week ago

Okay META I see what you're doing there. Okay that's cool

If I wasn’t a bag holder all in HOOD I’d buy Meta stupid HOOD better go up 40% by earnings

Meta looks like it might hit 800 tonight WTF

Sold my META, maybe a bit early but eager to finally close out the position after a couple months. Happy with my first big win of 2026

META up 10% now wtf

Fuxking meta went up to 730 from 605 in one week. My 655 CCs deep ITM now. Exiting with profit but damn.

im hearing reports that people fap more to reels than to tiktok and thats why meta is mooning

I expected meta to do this last times buttholes

META is a fucking freight train holy shit

Meta don’t stop teasing me

Wish I had more meta right about now

META is doing all this with a projected CapEx of $115-135 billion.

META don’t introduce me to a lifestyle

Too broke for meta calls yet still salty

META LONG PRINTINGGGGG 🦎👑

Damn… wish I had some calls on meta.

Lol meta bears

sold my 2 meta calls before close for a $190 gain. Boy do i hate myself

I held 13 META calls exp in June since October. They were down ~50% (-40k) last Tuesday. Sold them this morning at break even. 🤡 I’m just happy I kept 1 of them for earnings.

Should we tell him insta is owned by META

Shout out to the people who panic sold their META shares one nanosecond into earnings

+10% META. Never doubt zuck

Still so funny that robinhood pushed out a news notification "META shares fall" at like 4:01pm

META only up 9% after hours let me see 15%

It's funny even with this meta pump, the market really has kind of paused since Oct/nov. Meta back to same price last oct/nov lol

Keep going META, I’m about to bust.

DONT STOP THIS META ER CALL OR THE PUMP WILL STOP

Sold Meta 655 CCs. RIP

I have 400k in meta calls. Gonna turn it to 1m tomorrow looks like

Meta was the easiest money I made

Thank you META, was very close to taking my anger out on my wife I don’t have a wife

So all mag 7 up except for amazon which is flat? Still nowhere near october ATH though except google. Though meta is certainly shreking.

META gonna sell off hard at open

I don't think these META 770s gonna make it.