META

Damn fucktards avoid META here but will buy when it hits $1000 by mid-December.

fuck yeah cant wait my meta go from -5000 to -4500

META 645 tomorrow. Just because I have puts.

See boys, 7000 is inevitable on S&P year end. Nothing is going to stop it. Puts on META alone.

Where is the dump in futes I was promised? Does this mean META will not dump tomorrow? There is some talk that META might have fudged numbers and they aren’t growing as promised. Finest people are saying it.

My crayons taste different after buying meta

META 575 incoming

Don’t care what happens to SPY. Just pump META PLZ

How the fuck do you bulls expect SPY to run tomorrow? META is gonna drill into oblivion tomorrow. Without this megacap's participation, nothing is going to happen.

Buying some $meta at open don’t care

I need META to be in the headlines again. Pump worthy headlines. Very important.

Yeah because everybody is in a Monday expiration. META still sucks.

META call holders, how does it feel to have them go to 0 tomorrow? LOL, should have switched to puts.

Are my tech stocks cooked tmr, meta and msft?

corn is unpredictable it should simply go down, but it doesn't. so beware the corn. if you want ez money buy a nbis, nvda or meta leap and wait

I'm convinced that META will never recover.

hmm. is goog way better than meta? yes. is it still a good idea at this level? ehhhh.

Sell my data if it makes META go up! Have fun searching my midget foot fetish pics!

All-in for selling user data and ads. Lfg RDDT, META and GOOG!!

If META shoots up this week, I will end it. $ROPE.

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Chamath should be brought back to run META. He was more instrumental in Facebook’s success than Zuck. Without him bringing in the first billion users, there would be no network effect in reinforcing Facebook’s dominance. Zuck only knows how to FOMO into the latest hype project or app. He does not possess Chamath’s long term vision and execution.

meta?

Once Meta hits 1,000, splits 10 for one and hits 200, then Berkshire will buy it

I bought META at 680 and panic sold at 662 lmao

SIRI us F ord Most energy that isnt a meme long term I think META and AMZN

Prediction: Nvidia will return to unquestioned leadership in semis as its supposed competitors are revealed to be overhyped and years behind Meta will return to historically high multiples as people once again realize that while they do hate zuck a lot, they love Meta's insane profitability more Google will also return to its historically lower multiples before continuing its long term uptrend CoreWeave, Nebius, Applied Digital, IREN, etc. remind everyone they've got what the rest of the economy needs most

GOOGL will be green Monday, which means META will be green, which means MSFT will be green, which means SPY will be green. NVDA idk

#Meta offered me 300M to open up my shitposting model for their ai learning but I was all like nah bra im good my shitposting is invaluable # #cashflow da best

Googl x amzn x meta x reddit Calls on all?

META

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Phantom01001 made a bet that META would go to 630.0 within **3 days** when it was 609.25 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

META 590 or 630 Monday?

#Ban Bet Lost /u/wiisports101 made a bet that META would go to 630.0 within **3 days** when it was 608.654 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

“I did not have sexual relations with that man”. Say it Bill and put this to rest. Reddit is going crazy. Also META puts.

Please tell me I am not the only one holding META 752 average

Do I sell meta at a loss, thx

I will admit it. Not having a moment of peace. People are saying META will bounce hard from this low RSI, oversold region. Shit, I will be fucked then. Please give some hopium that it is not going to recover again.

Hello fellow retards. Anyone else buy too much META on this dip?

Don't forget Meta and Gemini. The smol hats have the AI on lock. Can't have anyone getting out of line and getting r/BadHasbara

I'll buy the bread that's cheaper by 25 cents to save money but don't give a fuck about losing 4k on META this month. I can't be the only one

Man when META turns around it's going to rocket back to 750

Once the FTC trial decision drops for META it's going back above $700

Expected profit growth in next 5 years: Tesla: +400% Nvidia: +150% Amazon: +115% Microsoft: +100% Meta: +96% Alphabet: +73% Apple: +25% Why did buffet buy the 2nd Lowest mag 7 in expected profit growth when he could have bought TSLA, NVDA or Amazon instead? Is he dumb

More fake news on META please. Come on, this is the age of misinformation.

META puts. 545p, 1/16. Heavy. This will be my ticket out of misery. Hoping they manufacture more fake news against META.

Why do users who pay nothing think their satisfaction with a company's product is the sine qua non of that company's prospects as an investment? META makes more money per dollar invested than any other tech company, and almost any other company in existence (iirc Visa is slightly more profitable).

Please tell me META will continue to fall again this week. It is a company that is going bankrupt.

Relief rally next week. Clock it. META 620 11/21

Yes its approaching asymptote so we’ll need a new paradigm to push AI further. One who has a really interesting vision on this is Yann Lecun with his JEPA/world models, but he just left META, because of its push to profits on AI. Tldr you need a big, consistent stream of cashflow to win AI race, which only a handfull of companies have