META

Everyday I nervously sit in my chair watching Meta. I'm such a Cuck.

The only thing surprising about that last minute dump was seeing META hold up.

Some of you need already to sell META so they unpin it for fuck sakes LMAO

Ah Meta you retarded dogshit cuckerberg scam stock. Just go up a whole bunch. I am too impatient for whatever lizard scheme you are brewing

I’m saving dry powder for meta. More pain I’m afraid.

META price action inspire some confidence today. Hope it does not dump now.

Meta just show me a little green today! Yes I’m holding some 670lb. Bags

Bought 1x META Jan 16 2026 640 Call @ $31.10

Guys this is why you diversify and don't get married to a stock Meta is 10% of my portfolio and sucks to be an investor right now, but I'm doing ok with the rest of my portfolio

Wow, Coreweave dying a horrible death. Want to buy the dip but got burned buying the META dip so far.

NBIS down 7% after a 3b meta deal, absolute cinema.

Goodbye qcom, nvda, meta, crwv Now Opendoor is my best friend 🤡

Alright. Here's what we're going to do. On the count of 3 everyone buy META. 1. 2. 3!!!

META being primed for that end of the day dump.

Imagine buying the dip on meta and then the chief ai scientist leaves.

Put your money in META and NVDA leaps.

Time to buy meta

I get erect from seeing all of the NBIS and META bag holders

META 700 coming FAST You have been warned

PLEASE LOAD META CALLS You’ll thank me later.

AMD announces data centers and shreks, META announces data centers and flops

How long will meta keep zucking?

META you POS. First to fall and never goes up

META is a loser of all. Period

Meta just needs to shut tf down 😂😂

META P/C Ratio is 0.38. People piling into calls, stock does not move.

#BOOMER STOCKS IS THE NEW META

Spy on a run without NVDA, TSLA and META

“META is the most undervalued mag7- ACK”

Market is green but my entire port is red. Down 15% today thanks to fucking META ZUCK calls

Meta is disgusting

My biggest holdings right now are Meta and Oracle, I felt like Burry was coming at me personally this morning

fuck yoy meta you fucking piece of shit stock

What’s is going to take fo Zuck to make a statement that gives investors confidence in Meta? He seems like he has a major issue with communication.

META META META

I am happy that SPX is about to turn green but it’s also annoying as shit because META has be slightly down for the day.

If Elon musk came up with any good idea to make money, wouldn’t it be dtupid to give that idea to tesla? He might as well start another company where no shareholders can take its profits?? Why would he give tesla anything besides his promises of outer space autopilot golfcart pie phonesex . Think there will be hurdles in the robots being desired or useful. Can this turn out just as bad as the Apple Vision Pro or meta goggles ? The future is yesterday the new changing technology will be less technical

meta is completely fucking over my spy call gains

So when should i expect meta to stop bending my entire port over

META going up with SPX challenge (impossible) META going down with SPX challenge (Story mode)

2 stocks to buy on red days always. NVDA META

Michael Burry warns of accounting practices in Big Tech, claiming hyperscalers like Meta, Oracle, Alphabet, and Microsoft understate depreciation by extending server lifespans. This guy is trying to take QQQ to 300

still time to buy meta before it silently climbs to 700

Please let META go green!

Just loaded up on NVDA and META calls

Breaking: Meta to raise scam revenue growth from 10% to 12% by making “MAAM, DO NOT REDEEM” Gupta head of advertising

🚨 LOAD META CALLS ITS TIME 🚀🚀

Buying puts on Meta. Its free money..

Not sure which is worse, Nvidia or Meta. Yeah meta dropped more but that’s because they recently had earnings, Nvidia dropped just for the lols

I fukn hate META!