META

Roth IRA 50% NVDA / 25% TSM / 10% CRWD / 10% GOOGL / 5% SNOW or PLTR Brokerage 25% QQQM / 20% META / 15% NVDA / 20% AVUV / 10% VSGAX / 10% wildcard (LRCX, ARM, or SMCI) This is the chatGPT picks of the day

**Meta Platforms Inc. is projected to earn $16 billion from scam ads and banned goods in 2024, accounting for nearly 10% of its total revenue, according to leaked internal documents.** Lol. Meta Bols cooked again. Meta to zero.

#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/East-Description-243 made a bet that META would go to 825.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 732.432 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **'or i’ll eat this guy’s s shoe.'** Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

You already have a bet going - META to 735.0 before 21-Nov-2025 02:58 PM -05

Wet dream scenarios: PYPL sells for $80b RDDT sells for $50b BULL gets sold to HOOD for $8b OpenAI announces META partnership RBLX to $0

can google or meta just drop the news alrdy that they are interested in buying rddt for 80B come on give me that holiday miracle

My entire portfolio is just CRWD, AMD, NVDA, GOOGL, META and SOFI, how cooked am I if the bubble pops?

Meta 600 billion dollar investment in US for AI development.

Watching Meta ads on Amazon Prime shows got me jacked to the tits

Anyone have a feel for when META rebounds?

I got 42 starbucks bears already, taking offers. I will take META shares since I know bears don't have actual money

Holding $750 6/18 Meta calls. First time buying LEAPS Hope I don't get bent over by Zuckerberg

I’m investing in bag 7. Meta

11/10 667c and 11/14 667c. Personally dgaf I’m down so bad on my meta calls, ready to lose it all oh well

Hey Meta, why does everyone think I’m a douche bag with these glasses?

META recovery won’t start until WSB sentiment changes to just punking the META holders at large

Imagine using METAverse as a reason for META to fail in the AI game. Comparing a secular project exclusive to META versus a technology that the entire world will adapt into their society. META is going to spend hundreds of billions building out and developing AI. Now imagine knowing this and not buying leaps on META, it’s literally free money lmfao

Meta ai have been going an insane advertising campaign, undisclosed ads all over instagram reels and facebook

Meta

Why is everyone shitting on META here?

are you guys picking up meta?

What are you talking about, Meta is on sale right now.

Ok meta bagholders, show us your loss porn LMAO

Imagine buying meta at 700 thinking it's a deal and not GOOGL at 150 4 months ago

Meta, the company with hundreds of billions in AI capex with nothing to show for it

Imagine thinking the guy who brought us the shitty meta verse is going to win the AI race LMAO 🤌🤌

Meta dip buyers big mad when you talk shit about them

If you can’t tell why META is a no brainer here for leaps then you’re actually retarded and need to stop attempting to trade lmao. Shit will be 1000+ by middle of next year.

Jerking off right now to the thought of the losses of meta dip buyers LMAO, get zuckd

If you have both META & UNH calls, you are not alone.... Our day will come...

Finance YouTubers glazing Meta, Duolingo and elf got BTFO last week LMAO

Is meta goes to 700 before end of month I will donate all the profits ti charity bc I’ll be happy just breaking even on that shit (not gonna happen tho)

lowkey i think the meta display glasses r rlly cool

If META goes to 700 before year end, I’ll buy a meta quest 3 and meta glasses gen 2.

META 680 this week

"Social media giant Meta expected about 10 percent of its 2024 revenue, roughly $16 billion, to come from running ads for scams and banned goods, according to internal projections reported by Reuters." Honestly that seems kinda low I would have thought it like 50%

- Dutch East India Company $VOC - Zoom out 200 year chart shits been consolidating forever bound to breakout - hmm they trade nutmeg? - Nutmeg will be in high demand for Thanksgiving - 2026 OTM calls looking juicy only $0.01 per con - ai and nuclear meta over - new meta will be Sovereign State as a Service (SSaS) stocks

If I bought puts when it dropped to 625, meta would be at 700 until they expired and then dropped down to 580

So you telling me META shares and call holders got no reason to bitch They just don't know how to hedge

I hit 1000% returns on meta puts can only imagine getting back in on calls last Friday 0dte

META call holders lost big monies But if they hedged with puts then what would be the gain/losses?

What if meta is not getting a bid because advertising will slow before anything else does in tech?

I bought meta on Friday. Feeling porta riccun in this hair... RICCUN

Plssss im a vet 50 meta shares 659 average.

Sell those META calls…

Hey guys, just got out of a one year coma. How are my META shares doing? They were spending bigly on AI so I'm sure I must be up like 40% 😊

hail to the beloved META bagholders !!

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Urzuck made a bet that META would go to 600.0 within **1 day** when it was 616.87 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

then cuckerberg jumps on stage to save him, META regains dominance