META

meta aint gonna stay green. this shit is fuck on a larger scale

lol there’s META oof

If zuck sends META to $750 ill give him the zuck

First move is fake and ghey META lmao

Lmao meta

Meta insane fake wtf

Meta pump fake

Meta didn't hear no bell

Meta first move fake. It’s pumping

Meta is green now. Loll

Meta expecting $162b - $169b Capex in 2026

Meta like a phoenix from the ashes

Oh shit meta

Lol META positive as I predicted … IV crush

So META GREEN OR WHAT?!

Yeah ghey bears! mSFT.. now META! 💃💃💃🤣

Meta bears in shambles

META doing the V .🦬

meta coming back from the dead I guess

so glad i got out of meta useless fkn stock

LET META FLY

Meta go go go

Holy shit $115b - $135b Capex by Meta... damn

The fact that a company like META has 24% YOY revenue is amazing. They should be green.

META moving like a shitcoin

META; SIKE BITCH

Pelosi didn’t buy META MSFT leaps, why would you bet against her?

Hold the Line META MSFT

damn i should have sold those META CSPs

META jump

Is… is META bouncing back??

Not lookin good for tsla meta and msft Dame

MSFT and META send their regards. So fak your calls and fuk your puts!

META is going to drop more when the live call happens. “We expect full year 2026 total expenses to be in the range of $162-169 billion.” And you regards think this shit will hit $1000 a share in 2026. LMAO

FUCK my meta calls

unwarranted gay dump, meta beat on all accounts

Those META numbers are sick, it must be down because of the CapEx. They are projecting $115-135B.

Yeah META mooning when Zuck speaks

are the numbers out for Meta + MSFT?

RIP 700 cost basis meta bag holders

Slingshot rebound from META incoming

i always chicken out on meta puts

META Platforms Q4’25 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $59.89B (Est. $58.42B) 🟢; UP +24% YoY 🔹 EPS: $8.88 (Est. $8.19) 🟢; UP +11% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $24.75B; UP +5.9% YoY 🔹 Daily Active People (DAP): 3.58B; UP +7% YoY 🔹 FY26 CapEx: $115B–$135B (Est. $110.62B) 🟢 Guide: 🔹 Q1 Revenue: $53.5B–$56.5B (Est. $51.27B) 🟢 🔹 FY26 Total Expenses: $162B–$169B Q4 Segment: 🔹 Advertising Revenue: $58.14B (Est. $56.79B) 🟢 🔹 Family of Apps Revenue: $58.94B (Est. $57.47B) 🟢 🔹 Family of Apps Operating Income: $30.77B (Est. $30.0B) 🟢 🔹 Reality Labs Revenue: $955M (Est. $962.7M) 🔴 🔹 Reality Labs Operating Loss: ($6.02B) (Est. Loss $5.8B) 🔴 Other Metrics: 🔹 Ad Impressions: UP +18% YoY 🔹 Avg. Price per Ad: UP +6% YoY 🔹 Costs & Expenses: $35.15B; UP +40% YoY 🔹 Operating Margin: 41% 🔹 Net Income: $22.77B; UP +9% YoY 🔹 Cash Flow from Ops: $36.21B 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $14.08B 🔹 Share Repurchases: Nil 🔹 Dividend & Equivalents: $1.34B 🔹 Cash, Cash Equivalents & Marketable Securities: $81.59B 🔹 Long-Term Debt: $58.74B 🔹 Headcount: 78,865; UP +6% YoY Commentary: 🔸 “We had strong business performance in 2025.” – CEO Mark Zuckerberg 🔸 “I’m looking forward to advancing personal superintelligence for people around the world in 2026.” 🔸 “We expect first quarter 2026 total revenue to be in the range of $53.5-56.5 billion.” 🔸 “We expect full year 2026 total expenses to be in the range of $162-169 billion.” 🔸 “We anticipate 2026 capital expenditures… to be in the range of $115-135 billion…” 🔸 “Despite the meaningful step up in infrastructure investment, in 2026 we expect to deliver operating income that is above 2025 operating income.” 🔸 “We continue to monitor legal and regulatory headwinds in the EU and the U.S. that could significantly impact our business and financial results.”

META BEING DOWN - DUE TO 2X CAPEX ( $135B CAPEX) WTFFF

Why y’all acting like META not gonna moon lol

Omg dream come true Meta results? My 680 covered calls are free and so are my shares?

lmaoo imagine thinking meta was gonna pump on earnings 😂

$META Platforms Q4’25 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $59.89B (Est. $58.42B) 🟢; UP +24% YoY 🔹 EPS: $8.88 (Est. $8.19) 🟢; UP +11% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $24.75B; UP +5.9% YoY 🔹 Daily Active People (DAP): 3.58B; UP +7% YoY 🔹 FY26 CapEx: $115B–$135B (Est. $110.62B) 🟢 Guide: 🔹 Q1 Revenue: $53.5B–$56.5B (Est. $51.27B) 🟢 🔹 FY26 Total Expenses: $162B–$169B Q4 Segment: 🔹 Advertising Revenue: $58.14B (Est. $56.79B) 🟢 🔹 Family of Apps Revenue: $58.94B (Est. $57.47B) 🟢 🔹 Family of Apps Operating Income: $30.77B (Est. $30.0B) 🟢 🔹 Reality Labs Revenue: $955M (Est. $962.7M) 🔴 🔹 Reality Labs Operating Loss: ($6.02B) (Est. Loss $5.8B) 🔴 Other Metrics: 🔹 Ad Impressions: UP +18% YoY 🔹 Avg. Price per Ad: UP +6% YoY 🔹 Costs & Expenses: $35.15B; UP +40% YoY 🔹 Operating Margin: 41% 🔹 Net Income: $22.77B; UP +9% YoY 🔹 Cash Flow from Ops: $36.21B 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $14.08B 🔹 Share Repurchases: Nil 🔹 Dividend & Equivalents: $1.34B 🔹 Cash, Cash Equivalents & Marketable Securities: $81.59B 🔹 Long-Term Debt: $58.74B 🔹 Headcount: 78,865; UP +6% YoY Commentary: 🔸 “We had strong business performance in 2025.” – CEO Mark Zuckerberg 🔸 “I’m looking forward to advancing personal superintelligence for people around the world in 2026.” 🔸 “We expect first quarter 2026 total revenue to be in the range of $53.5-56.5 billion.” 🔸 “We expect full year 2026 total expenses to be in the range of $162-169 billion.” 🔸 “We anticipate 2026 capital expenditures… to be in the range of $115-135 billion…” 🔸 “Despite the meaningful step up in infrastructure investment, in 2026 we expect to deliver operating income that is above 2025 operating income.” 🔸 “We continue to monitor legal and regulatory headwinds in the EU and the U.S. that could significantly impact our business and financial results.”

META!!! Why are you spending 115-130 billion dollars when you have nothing to show for it? Fuck my life. I’m a bag holder lol. I know long term it’s good but damn! But msft just ripped me. Bah gawd. 😭😭

Y’all thought META would go up after everyone here is bullish🤣