META

Reuters reporting 20% of Meta at risk for layoffs lmao. It’s gonna be wild when the only jobs left is some oldschool shit like farrier for horses

“Ok quick look - We have Meta firing people to spend more money at Nebius, whatever that is” “ok that might be rough to hear for people feeding families… let’s check back in on Brent crude” Bloomberg has been on fire lately

Meta, msft, amazon, google, are all trading at like x20 forward PE and people are wondering why they arent down another 20% LOL

got META weekly calls on Friday, glad to see they will print hard

Meta 700 eow

META dump at open?

META dumps ~4% on Friday and pumps 3% in pre-market today. WTH is going on

Just META. Kinda funny how META barely moved but NBIS gets instant 14%

Back to ath or bad to local low? +3% on meta over the weekend? I hate this market

Some of these companies like AMD and MU rely a lot on logistics as part of their business operations. High oil prices and blockage of shipping routes would not do good for them. META and MSFT have cloud services as part of their business. High oil prices lead to high electricity prices.

Can someone explain to me like I'm 5 how the oil price would impact tech stocks as a whole? I am still long META, MSFT, SOFI, AMD, MU - and why the hell not? I get that high oil price is not very good for transport of goods and so forth and so on. But why should I get out of tech becaus of Iran? Even if it could take a while?

My META calls are printing at least.

Meta deal.

>META 20% layoff The wagie life looking precarious

I’m guessing we green because of META NBIS and recovery bounce and hormuz escorts

27 biyyin from meta

No, Meta isn't rallying because of the 27B AI Nebius...They are rallying because of the talk of them laying off 20% of their workforce imo. Remember investors love when companies layoff folks are. Inventors dont like when companies spend even though we all though some level of spend is necessary to keep going your business. If Meta don't rally too far at the open I've buy in hard. Anything under $640 and I'm in.

Meta buying 15B more capacity from nbis

Need a meta pump to save me

META bounce like a kangaroo

META to at least $650 today and I promise to never gamble on options ever again. 😏

I feel like Meta needs to be at least 10% off the layoff news

Meta up 1% pathetic

Prob buy meta now and sell at 700+ buy back in low 600 and repeat several times before msft breaks 450 lmao

You guys told me meta 700 after they just put a whole town of workers and their families on the street 🧐

20% layoffs and META is only up 1% where are the bols who told me it would pump 5% 🤣🤣🤣

Turns out meta lay offs really do pump the stock

meta calls?

AI told me MSFT so probly Meta

Meta or Msft long term?

So that means meta will be red. Meta always underperforms because I hold it

Job cuts and ex div on Monday. Meta gonna make a half-assed bounce back maybe?

So basically we had no bad news this weekend but we have Meta jobs cuts and Trump saying iran situation will end in 2 weeks...also all tankers will be guided thru the straight

Anyone else loading meta calls for layoffs?

Well at least META will rally 10% tmrw

My kids Meta headset has really sucked the last six months . Every time we turn it on there are ten minutes of updates .

META PUTS 🥳

meta gap back to 640 please and thank you

Pray that Meta recovers from that shit that happened on Friday.

Why the hell does meta even need 80k (60k now) workers anyways? What can they possibly be doing lol

META getting rid of 20% of staff. Bullish?

I have 125 contract $665c for Meta, 4/2. do you think it will print? should i sell all at the start of day of keep until eow?

Meta laying off 20% of the company is gonna send that stock to 800 🦅🦅🦅

Imagine if the market was open rn and we could chill on the weekend and make fun of Zuck for Meta tanking 

Calls on Meta while smoking on that fresh round of tech Lay-offs 😤🚬

Losing 16000 jobs at Meta likely means twice that in vendor / supporting company roles. That's 32000 less 401ks auto-buying on payday - now switching to potentially selling to make ends meet. If you read this far and got a tingle in your pickle, you are a 🌈 bear.

META is contemplating of massive layoffs because Ai build up cost is mounting! Yeah, they made $200B in 2025… but spent $117B in employment cost and $73B in CAPEX for 2025! And increased its debt massively!

Re Meta 20% layoff: Meta (META) stock surged roughly 7.5% on the day of its major 2023 layoff announcement, which occurred on March 14, 2023. Investors applauded the "Year of Efficiency" plan, in which CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced the company was cutting 10,000 jobs, adding to the initial 11,000 cuts from November 2022. CNBC