META

[$META](https://x.com/search?q=%24META&src=cashtag_click) reports earnings after the close with a $43.43 or 6.48% implied move Next day performance after the past 8 reports: \-11.33% \+11.25% \+4.22% \+1.55% \-4.09% \+4.82% \-10.56% \+20.31% Avg. move: 8.52%

I love that SNAP settled with the parents suing TikTok, YouTube, meta, them for harming kids. "Yep, our platform is bad for kids here is some money", meanwhile the rest head to court lol

Meta $700 AH?

ALL IN ON CALLS FOR META AND MICROSOFT ALL IN PUTS ON TESLER !!!!!! SEEYA GUYS IN VALHALLA OR BEHIND DUMPSTER !

T-minus 4 hours till meta blowout earnings

I got a put option on Meta as an insurance to my leaps. I feel so much better checking the price. Worth it!

Meta to the moon

!banbet META 5% 5d

y do META go dwn

orcl drops 50% because of an idiotic narrative that they're just oai (what?) and oai is their only customer (what) and etc, despite having a 600b backlog and nvda, meta, tik tok, etc as customers... open ai gets fucktons of cash, ~200B in the last month. orcl drops, anyway. this market is dumb as hell.

Don’t do this to me meta please

Anyone playing microsoft, meta, apple er?

TSLA or META earnings?

I just want GOOGL and META to have +1% days, that's all I'm asking for

META dumping for absolutely no reason

Meta back to 666 after ER?

Inflation and DXY adjusted - NVDA is only up 10% since oct 2024. Tesla is at Jan 2025 levels MSFT AAPL AMZN META are basically back to 2012 levels. Orangoman popped the bubble.

Watch nothing happen after Microsoft and Meta earnings

Meta popping after earnings?

Don't fuck with me right now Microsoft and meta

Dude fuck MU/WDC/SNDK. How the fuck does shit go up 5-10% every single fucking day. Yet I try to buy a beaten down stock like HOOD, or META 3 months ago, and I just get my ass handed to me, over and over again. Fuck my goddamn ass. You know the moment I buy into WDC/SNDK/MU is the moment that it crashes.

Don't fuck with me right now Microsoft and meta

I think most are going to be waiting with bated buttholes for META

META 700 EOD

Please meta $750+. Been missing mad gains on memory stocks🫩🫩🫩

Porting money from slv and gld to Meta 🚀

All of this was true last week as well. "Analyst" is just a dude with a degree and a 75k job. I made 5 figures this week from META as well and I'm bullish and don't see a reason to sell my leaps before earnings, all I'm saying is the reasons you listed were true last week as well and you might not be realizing the amount of money it takes for a trillion dollar company to go up 15% and that money is not following an analyst's rating.

Let’s not act like we don’t know META has the lowest PE ratio of the Mag 7, 26% Y/Y revenue growth, produced $10B+ FCF last quarter, AND was still 15% lower than all analyst targets last week. While you’re out here crying about a stock, my likes profited from it. I guess this is the age where amateurs > “veterans” LOOOOOOL. Fk off.

Im more interested in their AI advertising play, input product output high conversion ads. The ROI through meta ads is the highest interruption adverts available. Google is intent based ads so we cant really compare.

Until they realize meta is doing the same shit as TikTok someone is gonna create the next neutral site then it’ll get bought by billionaires and ruined

People are jumping ship out of the US TikTok and tbh Threads might be the destination. META could stand to gain a lot of users there.

Would I be stupid to sell higher strike prices against the calls I’m holding to at least lock in some money if they crash after earnings. Looking at SNDK and META

No chance but meta earnings gonna rip

No news? Announced doubling the production of Meta Glasses, Thread users growing faster than X, announced verification on of their apps, 2 analysts upgrade to buy from neutral with price targets of +$900. But yeah no news.

Engagement on instagram and facebook is probably through the roof with ICE roaming the streets. META calls.

No shot META goes down on earnings. The 15% pump from 600 to 680 in 5 days on no news showing signs that big money knows smth

Why is META fading...

We really don’t talk about the NFT scam or meta verse enough.

Microsoft, Meta, Tesla, Lam, ServiceNow. Why do I have a feeling today is gonna be shrek 🅱️enis upward but AH we’re down 2-3% tomorrow 💀

META will dump after earnings because it magically, randomly mooned 12% last few days after showing nothing but weakness before that. MMs playing games. Mark my words.

META calls or METU shares?

Puts on META? I hate that fucking company, but last time it made a lot of money if it weren't for the taxes, so maybe calls anyway?

META 800 was promised to Zuckerberg 5000 years ago.

I say META is underpriced and TSLA is way over, META will beat the earnings too

Thinking TSLA or META lotto call today not sure which though

Are we loading meta puts today for earnings?

TSLA calls (i’d be regarded otherwise), MSFT calls (just bc), META puts (needs perf earnings imo)

If Zuck announced Meta was changing its name to NuclearAI after the bell the stock would hit $2,000 by Thursday open….. come on Zuck

Thoughts on META earnings?

TSLA, Microsoft, and Meta all after hours, and after an FOMC rate day. This is going to be a doozy. I’m all tingly