META

Don’t make me activate margin to average down meta because I’ll fucking do it

I can't wait to cash in my easy money META position when it turns profitable in 2034

I don't need a Halloween costume anymore people will think I am a ghost after I saw META today

Told you guys META didnt stop dipping.

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Is meta a good buy now ?

Meta shit stock

I know this is the casino sub but if META hits $640 it’s a lifechanging opportunity for shares

Gonna need those meta glasses with a 1% tint so you don’t have to see your losses anymore lmfao

i am so tempted to leverage my port and sell META puts

Excuse you meta. I was under the impression when I bought you at 652, you would no longer go down. Please reverse yourself

META at 26 RSI on the 5Y LMAO

I doubled down at 647 on meta, holding 20 shares atm with a 670 average. Please save me.

My avg price on meta is 670 I'm cooked

I bought the META “dip” too many times in less than 24 hours already Lmaooooooo

Fuck it just bought a 2028 meta call for $17,000

META getting absolutely deleted lmfao

If meta goes below 620 I’ll go margin for the first time ever

Meta please go back to 750

Fuck i should sold the meta shit call yesterday

Meta calls, meta leaps I’m $40k deep

Literally no meta buyers in sight IT MAKES MORE THAN TESLA FFS

Unless you bought 0DTE $META don’t panic sell and be retarded. 14% drop in a Mag7 because of a one time tax that says ”Pay this so that I look like i’m not giving you get out of jail free cards but you’re basically never going to have to worry about regulations while i’m here.” Go do blow and make weird faces at kids in public today.

Full port Meta ???

Jfc is meta losing its SNAP tomorrow?

Ride at dawn with this META and Tesler behaviour. Perfect hedge lol

This is the price meta pays for paying their taxes. Rookie mistake, seek better accountants, Zuck.

Meta getting fucked.

I have decided to full port META. I will soon be so fucking rich with Starbucks Lattes every fucking day.

META getting dump off books.

Buying meta calls here, fuck it

Meta is the biggest piece of shit mag7

ZUCK WELCOMES ALL THE NEW "LONG TERM" $META SHAREHOLDERS

Why am I getting cooked with META?

Meta option bag holder lol. Literally all of my AMD gains are gone

My META calls don't expire until 11/21. But knowing them, they'll consolidate until late November, then pump it to begin December. Oh well, may as well Diamond Hand it until the wheels fall ff.

Meta V when ffs

welp i also just became a meta bag holder… i mean investor

Lol this META shorting is so stupid

If Meta drops below $640 I am full porting in shares

META free falling to 646 now...

Watching meta tank after selling my puts an hr ago for a $800 loss is disheartening 

Jesus Christ, looks like I'm a META bagholder. Crazy thing is, I sold AMZN to buy the dip. Going back to ETFs. You just never know. It's all a headache.

META is back to its first US-China "framework of a deal" price, after the Switzerland meeting back in May. Something, something, flat circle

Holy shit I’m getting so fucked by META

I just became a META community member

META acting like the typical drunk friend who got kicked out already from the pub and yet keeps spitting at passersby strangers Lmaooooooooo

With Meta, it looks like I’m well along in the pipeline from “I’ll flip these shares for a quick buck” to “I’m a community member”

Ok MM, META is below 650 you can start buying back now 🥺

meta drooping like zucks limp noodle