META

I can’t believe I put myself in a position where fucking Mark fucking Zuckerberg has significant power over my financial future and therefore overall happiness. Meta to 750.

META green when futes red? what is this sorcery

Meanwhile META…

MSFT and META bols must be dying inside.

Meta I need you to go up 15% by 11/14 is that too much to ask

HOOD and Meta bols in Shambles

Meta please fly

Meta still feeling like a bull trap

Full port META calls Edit: I don't understand how options or magnets work. Or markets. Option wide right.

Down 11% on 11/14 meta calls. 🤞

Spent a total of 4 hours on toilet today on company time due to diarrhea. Spent all that time scrolling Instagram. Calls on META

nvda and meta up 1% and spy is flat, RUH ROH

What are you people doing here? We have an infinite money glitch and you’re here reading bullshit. Get on Facebook and start clicking on ads boys. We must revive META to keep the Mag7 chugging.  “Ad revenue has increased by 600% this quarter after engagement with ads has skyrocketed. We are unsure of why but current trends show it is sustainable.” That could be the next earnings call. Get to clicking.

im not asking for too much, just 60 dollars increase in meta tonight

Levered to the tits on meta calls

I've now averaged down so much that I've spent 13K on META calls. And I'm down thousands. What do I do tomorrow?

$META was green today. Short ladder attack incoming. You heard it here first

Full porting meta @ 600

When is meta mooning

do I full port meta and msft and make money

ICE is using Meta glasses to scan illegal immigrant faces with Palantir technology

Meta is up 8% this year while google is up 49%. Fucking lizard, announce a stock split or something man

Full port META!!!!!!

Not sure why every company doesn’t hold a big thing every time they plan to keep their CEO to pump the stock. Seems effective and nothing changes. Elon may actually be ahead of the curve on this one. Like the next OpenAI deal pump. “We are keeping our CEO.” How is that not bullish aye? Unless you’re META fuck Zuckerberg.

Earnings plays have been a little rough NGL META - rekt PINS - nuked What’s my last play you ask? DKNG Pepe Wendy’s hat emoji…🪦

META spends 67 billion on AI…only makes custom AI emojis and AI images

META 650 EOW

I should have held my META calls 😭

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Looks like Meta has found a floor, I will average down my leaps tomorrow.

META 17x forward earnings.....pop the bubble!!!!

told my landlord to get into meta before earnings. Now we both are renting.

I firmly believe META will be the largest company in the world one day. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But some day....... Later that day........

You think META ain't going to 1K per share with Lizard Boy behind wheel?!?! BUY NOW!!

Suck me up hoe. I got META CALLS

META had a great day today. Looks like the chart hit its floor and will continue to rise. A few more days like today and you’ll be close.

My meta breakeven is 700 dec 19, am I cooked?

Got in meta 2x etf

Where my META meat balls? Moon tomorrow?

META 750 by the end of january ? Or sooner?

Bought meta at the top 😎

META 700 6D

Is meta too risky?

Tax charge like META.  I'm thinking this one recovers tomorrow.  

The most craziest thing that happened today is META didn't turn red lol

The same tax charge as META.  Apparently.

Is it not more economical to buy 2x META etf shares if I’m poor

Gonna buy one gazillion vbucks of meta tomorrow so be ready for the pump my gs

I need Meta back at $750 please

5 trading days ago I was a god amongst men. Better returns in 3 months than the S&P had over the last 40 years. Then I bought META calls and held them to lose 80%. Then I bought SPY puts today and lost 50%. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk