META

wtf meta? why do you need a verification selfie?

And I thought I was getting a steal buying META calls yesterday lmao

Why meta keeps dumping

If you bought the May dip on META you'd be up 0.45% right now, wp wp

Account down 20% since I bought Meta last week RIP

I recognize this chart pattern on Meta. I believe it's called Bull Depression

The META drill will never run out of fuel calls on XOM

META you sack of shit

Well, this META business sure turned into a massacre with these calls

Guess I’ll wait for meta to hit 550 or something to buy in

apple being the only green almost as funny as meta being the start of bear season 😭

Is META 680c 1/16 regarded? I’m itching 🤦

Meta down $123 on the week 🧑‍🦼‍➡️

Meta bleedin

Meta dead ass refuse to go above 630

I’m kinda surprise meta is only down $8 today. Thought it would take full advantage and go down $30

Bought META calls 5 days ago after the ER dip and then went into a coma. Just woke up. Can't wait to open my trading app to see how my port is doing

What I have calls in and where they're at RDDT -7.27% META -1.28% PYPL -3.23% MSFT -1.13% NFLX -0.52% In case anyone wants to inverse me

Whenever I feel bad about buying Novo at $60, I open the analyst pages that suggested it was a buy when it dropped from $140 to $120 to assure myself I’m not the worst off I’ll be doing the same with Meta at some point soon If anyone would like to inverse my trades I’ll tell them to you in advance for $1

Are the Friday META holders still in the room with us?

I made a modest 10% gain today on meta puts that i held for an impressive 10 minutes. Just do that a couple hundred more times and I might as well personally pay the national debt.

Bought 3 x Leverage META at 658 How fucked am I ?

Wow META sucks so much that Facebook decided to reset my facebook marketplace location, same for my coworker to San Francisco instead of Montreal, Canada. WTF!

Cut losses on meta fuck this

Zuck spends money, Meta with a 6 billion people platform cash cow drops like a rock. Not-car company about to promise iron man 1 trillion dollar with shrinking margib. Stock barely down from a 100% 6 month run Time to take a course Mark

Either take META to 750 or 600 tired of waiting around

gg meta

About to get some META calls

I’ll buy meta at $27

I made 4 good trades today. And also bought META calls. 💀

where ist this 14/11 Put 50k Meta guy?

These Meta AR glasses are sick idgaf what anyone else thinks. I'm in a meeting right now and I can see the thousands of dollars I am losing in a giant screen on the wall and nobody else has a fuckin clue lmao

All things considered meta actually doesn’t look like dog shit today

Sold my meta call. Going to wait for signs of recovery before jumping back in

Love watching META get ass pounded this past week

Im dressed in my dirty rags, my QQQ-chan lewd fan art poster ripped to pieces scattered on the ground. Around me, my Jensen "Bigdik' Huang plushie has been thrown in the bin, my META collectible Zuck cards are burnt to a crisp in my ash tray. I havent showered in 3 weeks, covered in my own feces and puke. Desperate, I keep refreshing IBKR. Red. Again more red. Always red. I want to cry, but no tears run out. My head is pounding, my inner voice screaming "why didnt u take profit, AI is a FAD and u are a F\*\*G". *I sigh*. Ok, RSI is flashing oversold, shutdown will end next week, and fed rate cut chance is still 70%. We can salvage this. I fresh once again, another-0.10% tick. *Fuuuuuuuuuuuck* *-Diary of a Bol, day 531, November 2025*

Thank you for your sacrafice, META will pump now because of it

80K in META puts. Let's go.

This time when META hit $100 , I would yolo my house 🤡

Mom, is it truly over for us? No timmy, our META calls don't expire until JAN16 2028

META being down 15% for the week before today and still dropping really is so fucking cool

Hmmm META seems to be done overreacting

META will drop back to 528 EOD.

Holy shit META, this is depressing

Meta being down only 1% today… miiiight be a bottom then

I want to buy the dip on META but seems like it’s due for more dipping if I buy in

All in on META December calls. Can't cluck the Zu

So many meta bulls about to go bankrupt... Sad

Fuck all you regards saying to buy $META calls

Time to go all in on META If feels like I sold my soul to zuck the cuck