META

MSFT IN THE SAME BOAT AS META?

META heading to -11%

Jpow basically implied that that December rate cuts are not as likely as the market has been pricing in Bad META earnings Meeting with Xi didn’t go as well as our guy said, China hasn’t announced much positive news, just that they’ve agreed to eventually come to an agreement. Our guy implied that an agreement was already made. Also things were just viciously green like everyday since April

lol at u retards thinking meta couldn’t fall more last night

Lol Jesus meta. U actually could fuck me more.

So is META going to 650 today? $16b in tax and aggressive CAPEX next year will continue to suppress net income

I bought 50 shares of META premarket. It’s in the lords hands now.

Meta going all the way to gulag

META a steal right now no?

Damn was gonna buy a couple meta $680p but thought it'd be too far otm to print with 2 days left 😂

Meta calls? As far out as affordably possible?

So we’re all in agreement that your META calls are fuk but that buying it now is free money?

Is it a good idea to buy these dips (are these downturns considered big enough dips?) for VOO and companies like NVDA, META, etc.?

UPVOTE for META calls DOWNVOTE for META puts How are we playing this morning

Lost 8k on META calls, going back in for seconds today 😎

Meta - "We didn't steal all that insane amount of porn to train our AI models. Mark must have 100 screens playing different porn scenes at all times around him or he'll get the withdrawal shakes and go crazy, it's a personal porn addiction issue not a company thing we promise."

Can we change the no crying in the casino rule, just for today? - META / MSFT bagholder

if meta goes down 10% google should go up 10%. we need the balance.

Buying more META

lmao meta getting hammered over a tax charge

convert all my META shares into leaps at open?

Ain’t no way meta slips more than 10% It will the moment I load some

100000x and buy meta calls

Meta and googl ad revenue is up which is a good sign for rddt. But yeah it will lmao

Scooping up 20k of Meta at 679 may have not been the play

Today is literally the day for bulls to buy whatever positions they want for all of NOV/DEC. If you think we Santa rally and close Q4 and the year strong without a POP, buy everything you want today. I am QQQ calls NVDA calls META calls TQQQ shares

After success with glasses. Meta are now expanding into bags.

with meta dying this hard imagine what amzn boutta do

All I see is “trade truce” and “slip on meta earnings” so more calls it is

Meta demonstrating the issue with massive AI spend without massive AI profit. It's been talked about for a long time but if that continues you will see a domino effect that takes us out at the knees.

Meta had so many analysts out the wazoo singing high praise and raising their price targets lol. Moral of the story: nobody knows shit about fuck

Meta revenue up 26% y/y Accelerated from 21% last quarter And they did +$50b in revenue With a PE ratio of under 23x, the stock is undervalued relative to its growth lol

Is meta a falling knife? 🔪 

the ol buy low sell high, eh? haha yeah i hate META and love GOOG longterm tho

Is AAPL looking more GOOG or META ?

meta down 10% is pretty crazy actually

It’s weird I got absolutely destroyed by meta but damn if under 700 doesn’t look like a long term play idk what is

Meta please going down to 620!!!

Meta has overtaken googl for the cheapest Maggy 7 valuation wise

META at $675 looking good. 🤔

Meta to 800 eom!!!

I bought NVDA at the top. My next play is to full port META.

Meta baggies are getting heavy

Meta should be crashed at least 20%!! Just open short position at 676. Make me rich today

Anyone think meta is going to randomly fully recover today?

I buying META and hoping for a swing back up to at least 700

Buy the META dip?

Please talk me out of putting 90% of my port into META calls.. I beg you.

If you can't afford the Meta dip (like me) maybe look at the Ebay dip after decent earnings

Quit saying Meta beat earnings. They didn’t. They got absolutely fucked and 80% of EPS. No excuses