META

Meta results are solid outside of that one time $15B tax payment. Stock will rebound tomorrow. But still LMAO.

NVDA should be up big from Meta capex number

Not sure what dragging down meta. Earnings price action makes zero fucking sense

i’m really surprised by meta but watch it will go up above 800 next earnings

#Zuckerberg officially reveals Lizard origins. META down 6% after hours

Lost $300 on my 7 shared META earnings play unrealized

Lmao meta

Big miss meta and probably others

Meta going green on those dogshit numbers would be funny

Meta Huge eps miss wtf?!

Yall was saying meta and Microsoft calls and not google smh

Huh.. never thought META would be the first to burst the AI bubble

META 🤣 dip is dipping

Tell me the numbers are bad msft and meta no way. Lol this shit is rigged too much of a drop something is wong

Lmao Meta got FUCKED

meta dead by daylight

META -12% day tmr

Meta ded. Msft down big on earnings. IBM down. Nflx down. SPY almost-unprecedented bull run on Nvidia up 15% in a week to compensate at index-level with zero earnings news. Number 1 bullshit.

META put sellers gonna be retreating into to the Metaverse 😂

I told you META puts 🤑

I almost bought META before the dump lol

That Meta miss is rough

think you meant META

Meta going to V

meta taking billions of alphabet market cap

Holy shit META lmaoo

Google really fading off of Meta and MSFT.

MSFT and META falling off the climb like Fiserv

wtf meta has crazy earnings why the dump

Good, eff META, ya beta.

Meta green by morning

I think investors might be beginning to adjust to what they are willing to pay for growth. META had a solid quarter and is expecting a great Q4. Just not enough to justify its current valuation I guess.

Why is META +22% AH????

meta missed by 84%? that cant be right

Congrats to the META put holders!!

Wtf META

held meta from 697 to 755 with just for it to drop back to 697, decided to double down today for earnings, hate my life

The ONE TIME i don’t get meta puts

watch MSFT and META be flat by open and my PUTs worth nothing from IV crush

i randomly sold meta like 15 minutes before earnings just on a random whim i know nothing about trading but maybe i am genius getting downvoted because i am genius

I am now a proud META bagholder

Last time META was sub 700 was in July

wtf meta thats a big miss lmao

OH NOOO, NOW META IS "ONLY" $700 PER SHARE cope you stupid bear lmao

$META | Meta Platforms Q3’25 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $51.24B (Est. $49.59B) 🟢; UP +26% YoY 🔹 EPS: $1.05 (Est. $2.29) 🔴; DOWN -83% YoY (includes one-time $15.9B tax charge) 🔹DAP: 3.54B; UP +8% YoY Guidance 🔹 FY25 CapEx: $70B–$72B (Prior: $66B–$72B) 😑 🔹 FY25 Expenses: $116B–$118B (Prior: $114B–$118B) 🔹 FY26 CapEx: Expected to grow notably larger YoY due to AI infrastructure expansion 🔹 FY26 Expenses: To grow significantly faster than 2025 🔹 Q4 Revenue: $56B–$59B (Est. ~$55.3B) 🟢 Segment Highlights 🔹 Family of Apps Revenue: $50.77B (Est. $49.04B) 🟢 🔹 Reality Labs Operating Loss: ($4.43B) (Est. Loss $5.16B) 🟢 🔹 Reality Labs Revenue: Not disclosed; 4Q guide implies YoY decline due to product cycle Operational Metrics 🔹 Excl. tax charge: EPS $7.25; UP +20% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $20.54B; UP +18% YoY 🔹 Operating Margin: 40% vs. 43% YoY 🔹 Effective Tax Rate: 87% (One-time; would be 14% ex-charge) 🔹 Ad Impressions: UP +14% YoY 🔹 Avg. Price per Ad: UP +10% YoY 🔹 Headcount: 78,450; UP +8% YoY 🔹 CapEx: $19.37B 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $10.62B 🔹 Cash & Equivalents: $44.45B 🔹 Share Repurchases: $3.16B 🔹 Dividends & Equivalents: $1.33B CEO Commentary – Mark Zuckerberg 🔸 “We had a strong quarter for our business and our community.” 🔸 “Meta Superintelligence Labs is off to a great start and we continue to lead the industry in AI glasses.” 🔸 “If we deliver even a fraction of the opportunity ahead, the next few years will be the most exciting period in our history.” CFO Commentary 🔸 Expects strong ad revenue growth in Q4, partially offset by lower Reality Labs revenue. 🔸 Notes aggressive investment in AI infrastructure — both in-house and third-party cloud. 🔸 Warns FY26 CapEx and expenses will accelerate meaningfully due to AI compute and compensation growth. 🔸 Highlights potential regulatory headwinds in EU (Less Personalized Ads) and U.S. youth-related trials in 2026.

I never META stock that didn't let me down.

If META drops 8% or more, why can’t MSTR go for 20+

Meta earnings are baaaaad how is this not down even more

Meta to rename itself as Beta

META got the Brazilian Tax too??🤪😭🤣