META

AMD reversal to yesterdays lows b4 end, absolutely no reason to pump +15% premarket, on a 4-5 years deal with poorlet money from META fucking lol

$6B deal with META. Getting fundamentally revalued for its potential role in AI datacenter expansion (fiber optic cables)

LoL Meta is red even though the whole sector is green

META -1% at open today, back to green, and then down again -1% and now about to go green

I buy 5% OTM calls that are 9-12mo out on META, GOOGL, AAPL, and MSFT, and I check my port 5000 times a day

I hate META nothing but red for MONTHS

shouldve full ported TSM instead of META this shit keep going down

META you flaming pile of shit. Oh look green nah better turn that back around.

Meta be doing everything to fuck investors over

bought META calls on top

Man, my entry for META sucked ass 💀

Companies are like MSFT and META are at 2022 bear market valuations when Fed was hiking at the fastest rate in history. If you aren't loading up you hate money.

So happy I got rid of META after last earnings. Fuck this stock.

Amd announces new deal with meta and tanks nvidia then also tanks itself haha

Meta is such a piece of shit holy

They all covered after the meta deal

I had 7 12/27 leap calls $100 strike that I bought at $85. I rolled to $125 strike after they announced their deal with meta. Those $125 leaps are up $20k since I bought them. Leaps are a very good call

So between open ai and meta amd selling chunks of their company to sell their chips lmao. Shows how shit their current product must be vs Nvidia.

Ofc, it’s a scam deal. Meta and AMD will both dump.

Can one of these GPU companies also invest in META so we can get a little pamp going?

So why is META down after this chip deal? They're securing an otherwise limited resource(gpus) to further better their future AI performance. Sure its expensive, but shouldn't this be a bullish event?

Sold my AMD 1 damn day before the meta chip deal😭

I sold my AMD calls and full ported into META on Friday. FML. I'd be up 50k

According to insiders, Meta soon to announce $100B chip deal with "literally anyone who's ever owned a graphics card of any kind". At press time, sources indicate supplemental deals are also in the works expanding their equity offering to include owners of graphing calculators - a known near-anagram to the word "graphics cards".  "If you took trigonometry in high school, or know someone who did, we want to hear from you" said Definite-Human Executive LeaderBot M. ZuckerBorg.  "No one has ever heard of, or uses, our Ai models, but we expect that to change when we give everyone, like, a bajillion dollars" added the BorgBot. "Also does my eye-to-face ratio make me look like a Fish Person? I'm not a Fish Person".  "I'm not even totally water resistant" clarified Borg-O-Tron. "My latest firmware prevents me from going outdoors if even a slight chance of rain is forecast. How could I possibly be a Fish Person?" Shares of Texas Instruments were up 10 percent in premarket. 

META to 600, MSFT to 350, AMZN to 190, GOOGL to 300

Needed this amd meta partnership lets go. My port has been terrible recently

Calls on meta. They get 10% of the company of AMD when it hits 600 share price. Open Ai also gets a piece of AMD if they hit $600. So two multitrillion dollar companies need AMD to hit $600. Sure… puts buddy

Amd deal tanked meta 🤣

Pretty huge for meta tbh. Mag 7 will control the world.

Meta didn’t get the OpenAI Capex cut memo lmao.

AMD META deal looks like déjà vu with the OpenAI deal. Huge pop on the headlines, then analysts start looking at the potential dilution asking ‘whats the effective average selling price of these GPUs after we account for the warrants?’ Aaand the rip fades to nothing

Well Meta looks like dead… Classic

Big META chip deal

Bro. How much further are META and MSFT gonna drop. Genuinely the most embarrassing stocks

Nvda dropping on news amd will sell chips to meta while being sold out for all of 2026

Why is Amd doing warrants and giving away 10 % of company to make a deal with Meta? If demand was so high they would not need to do that. Seems like they are not in a position of power.

META blowing all it's money at the AMD toys shop

well yeah meta is doing the spending

lmfao AMD up and META down on the literal same exact news

Wtf is meta even doing with AI? 😅

Damn everyone thought itd be Nvidia to pop the bubble, but turns out it was Meta all along with its fake ass capex promises LMAO.

Meta buying AMD chips obviously kills NVDA and Meta itself

huh ? meta has way more cash flow and reserve to power through zuck's retard metaverse spend. If any thing the fact zuck can keep spend without share dilution just show how much facebook core ad business model was bring in all the dough

i mean amd was down when meta announce the nvda deal a few days ago. Investor will always be regarded and algo has to account for people's regardness.

Deal with Meta

I assume $META is using their chips for inference. But ROCm is a mess, that's all I'll say.

Who cares rinky dink deal with meta and AMD ? Drop in the bucket for Nvidia , why it crying

I used to believe that AMD could be competitive with Nvidia but you can't even quantize models properly with their current software. Altho I guess Meta doesn't care about that lmao.

Why is nvda acting like it doesn’t have a meta deal too without giving up a stake

The problem is, META really does have a metric fuck ton of cash. Investors are tired though lol