META

Those of you who had META calls start your Wendy's shifts tomorrow morning at 9:30 SHARP! **NO CRYING IN THE WENDY'S!** Holy shit. Calls were $66, Puts $4 for 2DTE options BEFORE they reported. Tomorrow morning, LOTS of META Bear porn. Many META Bull Loss porn. Either way, porn tomorrow morning, and my fries still won't be in the bag...

Le Me: owns GOOG and NOW Le You: owns META

The META micro-crash is a better freebie than the GOOG dip when OpenAI announced their browser

Omg my META calls Sos

Meta dip is free money on the snap back.

Wtf is a Meta?

why but meta dip now and not wait for market open?

Tempted to buy meta in the 680 range..

If $META’s miss is only due to a one time tax payment then that’s an easy long tomorrow

I got no money on the sideline to deploy but that META dip looks ridiculous.

$META misses earnings and the stock is down after hours, $MSFT beats earnings and the stock is down after hours. WTF?

I'd rather light money on fire than invest in META

So all we learned from the Meta call is that they will burn money. Literally nothing else. No idea what we are burning money on, or why we are burning money on AI talent. We are just burning money, and more than we have previously anticipated.

Meta sell off seems like an overreaction

People not buying Meta now should not be allowed to have kids

Look how good tariffs are for META. More tariffs 🥭

I know it's Zuck, but Meta is starting to look cheap.

Imagine not buying the meta dip

See tariffs tanked META

Why isn’t META over 800 on that massive ER

Should i close position on meta 16/1 @ 1360 its already up though.

META bag hodlers are the new BYND

Soon time to buy meta

If TSLA had earnings like META, it would overtake NVDA

META P/E lower than GOOG now!! *^(A year from now, people will regret not buying the dip (like people not buying the April 2025 dip))*

Didn’t buy enough META puts nor GOOG calls, oh well lol

I just got an alert that META reported $1.05 earnings per share vs analyst estimate $6.71. Is that real?

META started at 4:30pm. Not sure about MSFT

I think for Meta yes but not MSFT, I think that's in 35 mins

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lol load up META calls. Don’t be an idiot 3billion people use their products a day. This is the buying opportunity you all cry for.

Meta leaps tmrw

Did the calls start for MSFT or meta yet?

Everyone is laying people off, including Google, Microsoft, Amazon, and others. Their last model was average and they tried to boost the benchmark numbers so they got bad publicity. They are still a money making machine and also making great progress in AR/VR space. META stock is a buy the dip opportunity because eventually it will go to $900-1000 range as soon as one of their bets plays out

I traded six out of magnificent 7 for weeks; the only one I left out was META. Now yall know why.

Have also been puzzled why we’re only hearing about it from META.

The meta bag holders are making laugh

2022 was about the market fearing that apple had locked meta out if tracking people. in fact what apple did was to ensure that tracking was harder for small apps, easier for behemoth like meta.

We’re in the dotcom2 bubble. Just buy Msft or Meta they’ll open green. Full port Amazon if it misses (“misses”) tomorrow (who cares buy it anyways).

The Meta tax charge was a write down of future tax write-offs due to BBB lowering future tax liabilities. Seems like that same thing should happen to a bunch of companies this quarter, right?

Bought META / MSFT calls - come see me at wendy's

Your post screams you know nothing about what Meta does. Repeat after me. Nothing about what meta does.

Meta should stop fucking around with those goofy ass goggles. Try again zuck.

If you bought Meta in the past 3 months at any point and held through today. Sorry, you are a bag holder now.

Meta earnings showed they bought a ton of chips probably.

Google calls saved, Meta Calls Fucked, MSFT is for Dec so have some hope.

If you got Meta puts, can you share to me your Only Bers account?

Meta is a social media stock. Repeat after me. Nothing about it screams tech lol

Gonna buy some Meta calls tomorrow but Zuck needs to lay off the cuck glasses man

Well fuck my calls on meta.