META

Googl, YUPPPP Msft. LOL Meta: FUCK

LOL META AND MSFT

My META puts will print! Thank you Zuck

Meta drilling

GOOG up, MSFT/META Down

META NOOOO BABY

omg what just happened META

meta LMAO

My position is 1/3 msft, 1/3 google and, 1/3 meta. Was not expecting msft to fk me first

>CNN: GOOG TO INVEST $50 BILLION IN META. META TO INVEST $50 BILLION IN MSFT. MSFT TO INVEST $50 BILLION IN GOOG

MSFT, GOOGL, and META all hit, we hitting $690 tomorrow boys

ok GOOG/MSFT/META... u need to save this market since Jpow has forsaken us. PRAYYY

Good luck GOOG META MSFT bulls

GOOG, META, MSFT WHO WINS? WHO LOSES? FIND OUT NOW ON DEGEN-BALL-Z

i have calls on meta msft google, all i need is one to hit hard and ill be green

TTD calls for meta earnings 🧑🏼‍🦯

Didn’t buy GOOGL calls after getting rugged last ER so I bought META calls this time around. Can’t wait for GOOGL to pop and META to dump on me as the universe intends.

Holy shit. MSFT and META earnings together again!? EZ +5%

META 🚀

Meta calls??

Markets gonna forget allll about December rate cut decisions come MSFT, meta, and GOOG earnings tonight My 0DTEs were crushed today, good thing just a small bet

#Meta, Google, AND Microsoft earnings after close LMFAO

META DON’T DO ME DIRTY PLEASE

Microsoft, meta or Google who y’all got for earnings

Retards, just focus on meta, msft and googl and align your positions

If META goes to 800, I will binge watch Insta reels...

Still gonna hold meta through earnings and sell when I’m $200 down (on shares)

SAVE US META MICROSOFT AND GOOGLE

Jerome gave y’all a dip for META MSFT and GOOG calls and I just know yall will not pounce on it

Gonna be funny when GOOG, META, and MSFT all miss and guide down.

All eyes on MSFT, META and Google today

if you dont buy this fucking dip you hate money, meta microsoft googl earnings are in 3 hours

Anyone following MSFT? I literally just bought a bag for ER's with no DD other than it's tech week. I'm in, fuck it. MSFT, GOOG & META today

Dont flop earnings Goog, MSFT, META or we fukd

But but but What about META MSFT and GOOG earnings?

Best time to buy meta calls.

meta $790 after hours come back in a hour and half

Prior to ER, its weird to see MSFT & META red but googl is like up 2%. Amazon barely staying green.

$20k on Meta right meow? Y/N

META preparing for a 10% pop

where is the GOOG and META ad revenue coming from aren't small businesses cooked

What’s PolyMarket saying about more big reductions at META, GOOG, and MSFT during earnings today?

somebody go halfsies w me on meta calls

Guarantee Meta is going into VR AI porn during today’s announcement

Who gives a shit what rates are when unemployment is rising? Rate odds are as close 100% as possible, but Amazon, Meta, Target, Paramount, etc..., nevermind. Stocks only go up

Alright im locked in for weeklies on meta, tesla, and google god speed retards

Calls on popcorn for JPOW and GOOG/META earnings 🍿

If yall think this NVDA pump is retarded wait till meta starts running. Might be the most retardedest shit ever

META will beat and issue upbeat guidance, but they're rudderless and have no monetizable AI strategy for their billions of eyeballs. Once that becomes clear to the Street, look out below.

META - Calm before the storm.