META

> Meta now requires 65% of its engineers to write 75% or more of their code using AI by mid-2026. Their Scalable Machine Learning org has a target of 50-80% AI-assisted code. Across Messenger, WhatsApp, and Facebook, 55% of all code changes must be “Agent-Assisted.” 80% of mid-to-senior engineers must adopt AI tools like DevMate and Google Gemini. This is happening across tech and will happen across a bunch of white collar fields.

Breaking!!! Iranians are striking data centers of AMZN , PLTR, NVDA, U, META etc.  Hold on ta ya dicks bois.  We’re going to corkscrew , A true 0 G dive. Limit down bitches.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/EKUSUCALIBA** bet **META** goes from **574.59** to **617.5** before **10-Apr-2026 12:26 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet META $617.5 6D

I deleted it before meta bought it. Reddit is the only social media I use nowadays and that has gone down significantly since they make the platform worse everyday.

Puts on Meta Facebook dies with the boomers and everyone knows instagram is brain rot and no one likes or trusts Zuck 

META needs to change their ticker to AI focus. Will pop 10%

Yeah, I shorted NBIS 2x after the Nvidia investment pump and got blown the fuck out the Monday after that regarded 15% pump from the NBIS META deal. Luckily it crashed the day after from the offering and I held my short until recently for profit but could have went badly if it kept going up.

So funny that ppl wouldn’t short specific tech stocks rn like meta, msft, avgo, nvda, goog etc because they’re “undervalued”but will short index

#Ban Bet Lost /u/jazzyb1999 made a bet that META would go to 515.0 within **4 days** when it was 533.086 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 13 wins and 18 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Lost /u/cloud_cafe made a bet that META would go to 500.0 within **1 week** when it was 539.54 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 13 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

SOFI, META, PYPL, BULL, UNH If you got burnt by these, understand that you are not alone....

suspended 3 days for saying (in this sub) japan should declare war on iran if they short oil and iran turns around and blows up a tanker or the saudi pipeline well, i will say it again. If Japan shorts oil and the investment goes tits up, japan should just invade iran and take the strait for themselves and i can’t get suspended for saying this a second time because that’s double jeopardy and that’s against the law also !banbet META $545 6d

#Ban Bet Lost /u/harryburton420 made a bet that META would go to 550.0 within **1 day** when it was 578.39 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 11 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

My MSTR $125 calls expired worthless, but my META $570 puts printed bigly, abs my SPY calls mooned before breaking even. It was a meh day, coulda lost a lot more, probably couldn’t have made much more.

You already have a bet going - META to 600.0 before 04-Apr-2026 11:15 AM -05

Bought may 29 puts yesterday around $658, didn’t sell this morning cause who could have seen that coming… and back to breakeven after seeing +40% per cont… Only reason I didn’t sell was because I sold meta calls 1 day before it mooned. I’ll never win 😔

Ok Meta you can play with the rest of the kids too now

Fuck I’m such an idiot bought 0dte puts on Meta before it jumped $5-7 in one spike! Time to get high man, I need to stop trading

get your meta puts

These are my price targets, will go balls deeps even if there is a ww3 MSFT 20 PE / 15 POCF / 320$ META 17 PE / 11 POCF / 485$ AMZN 25 PE / 14 POCF / 180$ GOOGL 22 PE / 17 POCF / 240$ NVDA 30 PE / 35 POCF / 150$

I should at least make enough from SPY puts to recoup the week's losses, but if META just drills another 12% that play will go green too!

Why is meta crashing? It's down 2 percent for no rqsson

Meta wants to dump. It will be violent and it will be beautiful.

Have META puts still and plan to hold over weekend. See you in hell.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/harryburton420** bet **META** goes from **578.39** to **550.0** before **02-Apr-2026 07:19 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 10 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet META 550 1d

We're about to enter the new livestreaming meta, white house will be following soldiers around with drones and you can donate to send loud messages

I need META back to $500 please.

Honestly the fact this sub has like 1 comment on what is the giant magical trade of meta just shows this sub long been cooked.

Today’s performance for some of the companies Iran plans to target: Cisco +0.40% Microsoft -0.22% Apple +0.73% Google +3.42% Meta +1.13% Intel +9.02% Nvidia +0.73% Tesla +2.54% JP Morgan +0.41% GE Aerospace +3.14% Palantir +0.18% Oracle -1.28%

Monkey just wants META to go back to $600 so he can exit his calls 😭

WTF happened to meta

Yeah it's great that meta is closer to 600 then 500 but I still need over 100 dollars gain from here just to break even.

Bought META puts at the absolute top, sold immediately for 70 bucks profit, missed out on 2k lmao

Meta > msft

so meta realy lost 13% in 3 days, liquidated my calls and V back up ? great

SpaceX IPO same valuation as META LOL.

SpaceX has filed for IPO. SpaceX Revenue ~ $15B, targeting ~ $1.75T valuation Meta Revenue > $200B, currently at ~ $1.48T valuation

META was 520 on Monday

Almost 7pm in Tehran. Bombs away at 8 for Meta, Google, etc.

Meta 583 is too much of a ask?

Can i go to sleep woth 1 spx call and some meta and msft calls

Does META see 585 again today? 😭😭😭

Bill Ackman bought Nike at $93 and META at $625. Bro literally can't stop winning 😦🤌

Meta moving like a penny stock now. Bah

Gonna be that one guy and buy strangles on Vix , this shit is going meta

Why is META not up 3%? Did it catch a case again or was it because it remembered my banbet?

META gonna go red

Absolute retardation how hard meta whipsawed in two days lmao