META

meta puts: dying msft calls: dead spy calls: flat

MSFT looks like the META chart from 3 months ago

Good news is my META call is up 70%. Bad news is I am still down 50% on that call 🤡

Reddit wishes it could do what Meta does but it hired too many blue haired morons 🤦‍♂️

Bulls so funny.. no questions when it's +1% ever day, but one real red day and everyone is like "WHAT HAPPENED"... brother, MSFT is down 11% you're lucky META saved what it did, it coulda easily been 2.5%+ down

If this was a real dump META would be red too

Qqq rotating into META obviously

Sigh dude. I just can't win. I sold out of META before earnings because I was scared after 3 months of getting my asshole stretched. I bought into HOOD 2 days ago. Lost 1200 bucks. Now I'm in AAPL for earnings, hopefully they don't shit the bed like fucking MSFT. Goddamnit dude. Fucking MSFT, wtf happened to them.

Meta surviving this selling pressure, shits gonna launch on a green day

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT AFTER ALLLLL MY FUCKING META CALLS EXPIRED WORTHLESS, NOW IT IS THE SAFE HAVEN. GOT IT. im angry.

market selling off to all in META?

Meta is holding up much better than I thought. Given their entire call was yes we are lighting money on fire and yes we increasing cap ex by ten of billions… i figured it would give up all todays gains

Meta analysts said $900 yesterday right?

Kicking around letting my meta calls rip to buy more GOOGL calls on the dip

I need to see META below 700 to believe this dump is real. Doubling my SPY calls

Meta is like not today mother fuckers.

If you sold your META calls your mums a hoe

market is in a selloff mood today, meta was good and msft was bad but lets just all follow msft on the way down

I'm not a professional per se, but I don't think these META $750 calls I'm holding are going to pan out.

META puts will be a 10 bagger. Last domino to fall.

META gonna dip its toes back in the 600's?

me with META and SLV puts and oil calls https://preview.redd.it/bb00li056bgg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a881d784544d9190ed42e6b6421698974ee3c86

Nothing can hold any gains in this market. META kills it and you better have taken profit in the first few seconds of open.

for anyone wondering whats going on, from microsoft and meta earnings it sounded like dram and chips will continue to surge cause of increased capex. but if u read it the other way it means big tech can no longer sustain the spending, the wording in MSFT 10-Q hinted that subtly. MM is taking profit early anticipating chip demand and capex drop next Q

Thank god I sold Meta call as soon as market opened

Meta being the only thing saving my port from being red is comedy ngl

Is the entire market rotating into META?

Pump Meta to ATH

So META 📈 the rest of the damn market 📉

sold meta yesterday, kept the rest. Should I have inverted myself

Atleast META bers got humbled lmao

Does anyone buy ads on meta platforms? How are they making 60 bil a quarter now? Are women really spending that much money buying shit from those adds

Sold META at 738!  Whoop whoop

Meta 💝🥰 EOD $750 let’s go zuka

F.. me.. had puts the last two days for SPY.. so yesterday, bought calls at close for Friday cuz MSFT, TSLA, META, and AAPL all were reporting… and WTF.. is this.. you are welcome bers… 2 outta 3 ain’t bad either.. AAPL tonight.. 🤷‍♂️

It was my prediction that if mag 7 earnings yesterday didn't significantly boost confidence then we'd see a 10% flash crash. I think meta is currently the only thing holding up any faith in big tech.

Dumping meta profits into Microsoft at this point, openAI sucks but Nutella isn’t gonna just take this lying down

Does META have any steam left?

Tempted to sell the rip of META and buy the dip in something else, but I feel like META will continue to outperform.

Closed my META position, tonight 🥩🍷and a 12 years 🥃 see ya ‘tards

meta puts anyone else ?? lets get rich together

MSFT software collapses the market meanwhile META ripping Fakest dip all year

Meta 700p

I think you’re right. Such an over reaction. This is the Meta story from last quarter. They have to spend probably two months in purgatory down at 430.

Meta w regard strength avoiding carnage in software/services.

Dude if fuckin msft didn’t fuck everything up meta would be chillin at 750 today easy

I’m sure if I bought some it would sell off like meta did in November