META

I can't wait to short META later today

META is ridiculous. +10%?

Will META hold the shrek dick after open?

What do we think META runs up to in the short-term. next month or so?

Meta dumps at open and to red like ASML

so 10 mins until we forget about the massive meta earnings and watch SPY shit the bed?

Just wild Meta could just close down reality labs and spend the 15bil on share buybacks

Meta about to go full monster up to 750+ today

Meta will help on this push on Spy towards $700

Meta is lying about monetizing ai. How have they monetized it? lol. They make all their money from fb ads as always. And no one cares about their tales of internal productivity.

META SLV 🍆 🍑 💦

Holy crap, Meta, iam cumming

We selling META calls at open or hoping for the run to continue?

Meta 800 inshallah

When they were talking about money printers I thought they were talking about the fed, not META

Holding $60K worth 02/20 META 700C. Port going to fucking rip at open

ran a 200$ strangle on meta... not bad looks like ill be making 4/500$ on that

Nah fuck meta.

you apes didn’t play META?

I knew I should have bought shares instead of shitty 3 mo options with META

I've got March and June calls (deep ITM) for META. When is it a good idea to sell?

Commenting on Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026...Meta is going to 1000 this year don't worry about it

META is getting zucked off

If meta fades even with shorts having to cover I swear

Good thing I didn’t buy META or it’d be down 7% too.

People who say meta is gonna tank at open are just coping

So many dumb fucks who didn’t buy $META. Free money

Meta gonna tank on open?

Nervous about a meta dump on open

Think Meta will fade today?

Yes meta up and MSFT down lol. Ok.

RIP The second great META dip Q3-Q4 2025 😂😂😂

The hive mind here says no. Just like they said no to meta in November. Just like they said no to intel. Take that as you will.

We not supposed to buy msft? Meta burned all its cash. It’s rewarded. Tesla is negative again for the Q. It’s rewarded.

Microsoft is the meta of November last year. It will turn around. Perfect buy opertunity. Remember how everyone here was down on meta ? Intc ?

Last quarter they dunked on META, suddenly spending is ok there.

I TOLD Y’ALL TO BUY META YESTERDAY

Maybe dump meta a bit also

Congrats to meta investors on only being down 7.4% from ATH now.

Meta to 800 today

I'm losing more on the exchange rate to GBP than my Meta shares have gone up by

So now meta is pumped which is an app to display commercials and it’s usage is declining rapidly worldwide. But it added “smarter” AI selection of the commercials so it has to be great. What’s the world we live in 😤

Bank of America raised its price target on Meta to $885 from $810, after earnings

congrats to meta dip buyers i hope you like steak and lobster

buying that meta dip 3 months ago was probably the easiest play i have ever seen

Wow somebody put a price target of 1,144 on meta… insane

The whole trade is. It will just take some unknown amount of time. The market initially questioned meta capex, then gave it a pass. 135 billion you may as well write up as a loss for meta.

should've just sold everything and all in on $META calls I'm a stupid fuck

Doesn’t META belong on the leaderboard

META 💦💦💦 I'm cumming.