META

Thank you META for saving my portfolio

my $META is fucking PRINTING c'mon $AVGO pls pls pls

Meta being up 18% on the week is crazy

META the fuckin money printer

Meta going up $60 is insane 😅 Im just happy I got in Sandisk at $270.

AAPL gonna pump like META or dump like MSFT?

Meta capex disclosure made it pop hard in AH, might be nothing

META at 800 and GLD at 6000 by EOW Edit: by upvote ratio, some of you really are short on either of those two lmao

Yooo what is happening with META rn???

Meta put holders punching the air right now.

META is really flying up to fill the $750 gap it lost last earning 🚀Love riding the META rocket!

Stop meta!  There's no way they keep going higher from here, right?  They will stop climbing, right?

MICROSOFT MASSIVE CAPEX EXP. DUMP THAT SHIT META MASSIVE CAPEX EXP. PUMP THAT SHIT

Microsoft losses will match my Meta gains and I’ll make $5 today. Winning 🥇

I was about to invest in 10k in Microsoft yesterday, but i put eventually in Meta? How good i am?

META...

Anyone else sold their META gains to switch to MSFT or am I the only regard

I’m in my 20s and use Facebook just for car groups More calls on meta

Imagine being trapped in Meta for the past year and not selling this morning

All the new META price ratings coming, everyone is raising. Avg price rating of 850

Truist Securities raised its price target on Meta to $900 after earnings

I saw some 1/30 META calls bought today 20 minute before close, for \~$5M by some institution most likely. Didn't see any large figures like that for MSFT. I plan to follow this reasoning for WDC and SNDK ahead of earnings. Anyone loading up on SNDK calls in particular or are people scared it's gonna dump for no reason, just like with MU in Sept 2025 post earnings from what I remember?

Meta made a glorious comeback and I believe HOOD will too after earnings *copium*

750$ META 210$ RDDT 7$ POET TODAY

Just bought some calls for Meta Q5 earnings. This run is going to continue.

You can’t cuck the Zuck, fuk it was tiring arguing with all the META bers this week.

My meta leaps finally printing

so msft dumps on ai payoff concerns and meta pumps on $135bn ai spending spree ???

Msft will go back up tomorrow, meta will climb, IBM will soar, tsla will drop and apple will be flat. So says my crystal ball

Sold meta last week for Microsoft calls instead wtf

Made 6100$ off Meta today. Thanks Zucc

is META going to crash tomorrow once people put the capex math together

snagged 2 meta 750c weeklies, fingers crossed for gap fill to 750 tmr🤞

META reported blowout earnings and massive spending on AI build-out this quarter. Seems like it was the same story last quarter, so why the different market reaction this time?

META $750 tomorrow feels reasonable

Meta! 🤷. What's gonna happen

Will meta hit 759

Meta go the fuck up 7 ain’t enough

Let’s have a beautiful green Thursday with Meta helping to pull SPY and QQQ together as the real valuation is digested… Futes already green. I think we will be okay despite of the disappointment with Microsoft and the already expected bad numbers from Tesla

Come on futes I need Meta more higher for tomorrow morning -take it to valhalla

I missed where Zuckerberg said that by the end of Q4 2025 3.5 billion people use at least one META app daily. 3.5B is an unreal number. Half the human population is using at least one META app **DAILY**. Way too bullish.

anyways just wanted to let u guys all know I sold 300 shares of Meta @ 625 cuz I pussay so now I am just ragebaiting and shitting on meta bulls cuz im mad

so is meta gonna sell by open or pump to fill gap to 750

should i sell meta 700 call 3/20

Meta ATH 800 incoming. Zuck really delivered this time.

Meta going to ATH 800. Zuck really delivered this time.

Skyrocket, no doubt, because I sold half my meta shares to chase the gold dragon.

What is meta gonna do tomorrow

I have a simple, rudimentary projection of a 706 open for META. I am going to look at the opening PA. I really want a 720 exit on an opening euphoria pump, but if it dumps immediately I'm exiting at 700. Markets became a little too dicey this afternoon...

I am unstoppable. I bought META at the absolute bottom and sold at the top. Not only that but I’m forklift certified. I made $700. I AM FORKLIFT CERTIFIED.