META

I want 'Why did I ever buy META calls?' on my gravestone!

Lmao meta being red was almsot a 90% probability

Ah yes Nasdaq Pumps .5% Meta dumps.5%

Yet another day where meta disappoints fml

meta a piece of shit

Dina Powell president of META??? wtf?

meta has been doing fucking nothing for weeks now.

Female powell is president of meta

META green!

one day meta gonna fly 15-20% that will happen when i sell before

META new president was best known for having been the United States Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategy[6] to President Donald Trump

Bros talking about meta like its down 16% its down 0.5% relax, and buy ANF if you want a drop

META recovering. Green by open

Meta been giving me false hope for 3 months

Wtf is Meta doing

Meta please keep going 🤲🤲🤲

META wtf????

Meta? Say again?

Breaking: female Powell president of meta

Calls on Meta

Sell $AMZN @ $247 Buy $meta @ 640 Sell $meta @ $660 Buy $amzn at $230 Been doing this and printing SOOO MUCH.

Of course, META and the market is red as shit right now. Why am I not fucking surprised. Fuck META dude. This shit needs to get back to 672 so I can exit this POS stock at break even. Fucking 3 months of holding with nothing to show for it. If I'm lucky.

If meta doesn’t go bankrupt 😂

NVDA and META dying

facebook asking me to choose between my gym music and doomscrolling in between sets. this is why you cant catch a green day META

The day Maduro was captured, Cramer was shaming everyone for buying oil companies. He said, "C'mon it's 2026. Don't just knee-jerk buy oil. We aren't doing that this year. We also aren't buying mini nuclear reactors. C'mon." This was before the Meta announcement. Can't make this stuff up.

meta puts after the data breach? or nothingburger

META & AVGO gonna do what???

Wait what, you're telling me I can buy the $800 Meta AI glasses to record POV porn? No way 😲 That's going to make life way easier 😌

GOOG and WMT announce a partnership so META will dump.

The most important takeaways from Meta announcing nuclear power deals with Oklo, Vistra, and TerraPower is they secured enough power supply through 2035 to support Meta's long-term AI infrastructure needs. This also means Mark Zuckerberg isn't going to back down, going to keep investing in their own AI, and not license another model. Some people thought that's what they're going to do given Llama's performance on the LLM scoreboard and address capex spend concerns, but then why would he buy so much power for 10 years?

Key AI events in 2026 to keep an eye on: **Amazon**: Partner with OpenAI so ChatGPT can shop for you automatically **Google**: Gemini AI built directly into Apple iPhones to replace Siri **Meta**: AI video creation tools built into Instagram & Facebook **AI Startups**: OpenAI / Anthropic / xAI IPOs

META is gonna crush it with the Rayban glasses next holiday season imo. You will see a lot of content come out this year thst will drive demand by holidays. New apps too.  Probably will be a 900 stock by end of year 

Kinda figured movement within normal volatility patterns and more about volume ticking back up with start of new year and thaw after the AI panic (Burry, Nvidia earnings) end of October or whenever it was. Even though CORZ acquisition failed, I do wonder if there’s acquisition speculation starting to gain steam with at least Google and Meta making big splashes lately with stuff like power deals and TPU hype gaining steam. 

Companies getting investments from META, NVDA - Goes up crazy While NVDA & META proudly show how low they can squat

I made an entire $25 on SMR because after I went down 4k in one day, I decided to sell once I got to breakeven, then it pumped two days later on the meta news lol

Maggy 7's 2026 YTD: $AMZN +6.98% $GOOG +3.51% $MSFT -1.07% $META -1.51% $NVDA -2.57% $TSLA -2.71% $AAPL -4.71% And for reference: $SPY +1.24% $QQQ +1.09%

The "K-Shaped" Scam: Have you noticed? If you aren't holding Mag 7 or some AI-nuclear play like OKLO/Meta, you're basically flatlining. The "One Big Beautiful Bill" was supposed to lift all boats, but it feels like it just gave the yachts more fuel while the rest of us are paddling a leaky canoe.

Morgan Stanley's 8 most valuable stocks for 2026. 1️⃣ Visa (V) 2️⃣ Meta Platforms (META) 3️⃣ Amazon (AMZN) 4️⃣ Palo Alto Networks (PANW) 5️⃣ NextEra Energy (NEE) 6️⃣ S&P Global (SPGI) 7️⃣ Walmart (WMT) 8️⃣ Microsoft (MSFT)

The meta glasses are niche and unprofitable and meta doesen't have any good AI last I checked.

META, GOOGL, or NVDA

This is metaverse all over again. Zuck’s headed on another mental bender for a few months chasing wacky dreams… Once the board drags his wannabe Dominican ass back to reality, and they get him to drop all his side hustle shit - it’ll be time to get back into META again

My dad bought OKLO because “chat gpt told him to” and I gave him flack last week on how they don’t even have product, it’s speculative, yada yada…. Wtf META

Why doesn't META fucking do anything. They're selling out of META glasses, they're signing nuclear plant deals, they're buying up AI companies. How tf isn't this all great news and sending META straight to 800? What is the market waiting for? That's fucking progress. The market would crucify META for being stagnant if it wasn't doing anything.

Depends. I've tried both and I got burned. I buy the stock as it's going up, turns out it was at the peak. I've bought stocks on a large drop, like META when it dropped from 780 to 690 after a bad earnings, and it's just fucked me then too. I can't win man, every move I make is the wrong move.

you literally answer your own question, buy stupid ass rddt and hold mu. Why the fk you buy meta ? zuck literally said he is going increase ai spent on his earning call, multiple time. and investor dont like capex spent

i invested in meta because i’m a retard, but also because i like watching reels of retards wearing meta glasses in public

My ports 2 biggest holdings are sofi and meta 😴😴😴

META & NVDA waking up & going....I wanna contribute to SPY too

OKLO (a company that's never built a nuclear reactor) agrees to build SFR reactors (which haven't been built before and require an unavailable highly-enriched uranium) for META and jumps 12% Does anyone actually have to *do* anything to move stock prices anymore? It seems like ass pulling is way more profitable