META

I’ll buy one meta put in open for the sell off lol

MSFT: We are spending insane amounts of money chasing AI Markets: wow such mismanagement, dumping all my holdings META: We are making more money than ever and plan on blowing all of it chasing AI Markets: wow such amazing results please take all of my money for more of your stock

tech/hardware/cloud way up after meta's er/bigass capex, except orcl, which *meta is a cloud customer of.* amazing. nothing boosts orcl. it's been like 2 weeks of insanely good news and the stock just smoldered and *rapidly* sold off any green candles.

BAG 3: MSFT, AMZN, TSLA NVDA, GOOG, AAPL and META are doing ok

Get some tinted meta glasses so people don't see your tears.

if elmo pisses in the AI positivity from meta ill kms

No way goog is gonna go up more than meta and its meta’s earnings lol. +3% after hours 

It's not even fucking hindsight. It's that everything I touch dies. When I held META it would literally bleed for 2 weeks straight at a time. Go up for like 1-2 days, then shit the bed again. The moment I sell, it literally moons for 5 days straight into earnings where it fucking skyrockets. What in the ever loving fuck dude.

Yes, I will sacrifice my msft position for meta and google. Thanks

Meta saved my rddt/axon port.

I'm about to shove my fucking phone up my ass. Goddamn bought META at 672 back after it shat the bed for Oct 2025 earnings. It shat the bed all the way down to 580. I held. It recovered to 670 and I said "nah, I held this long, I need some profit before I close". So I fucking held like a dumbfuck and it crashed to 600 again. It popped to 620 last week and I thought, ok usually every pop is followed by a drop. So I sold some CC's on it for 655 strike, thinking there's no way it'll go up another 35 bucks. Yet, it did the next day. And kept going up day after fucking day. And now it skyrockets for fucking earnings. What in the literal fuck dude. I lost my fucking ass on goddamn CC's that were like 5-6 strikes OTM. I lost out on fucking like 15k in profits if I had just fucking held my 300 shares with an average cost of 672. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK YOU META FUCK YOU STOCK MARKET. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE.

By when will meta hit at least $800 this year?

Our moms, dads, aunts, and uncles are the ones to thank for this META pop because they stay on Facebook 24/7 😭

It's already dumped over 25% the last two weeks before this AH bump from META. Hard to believe it will keep dumping unless they really fuck up earnings (which tbf is always a possibility)

ASML popped 10% and then sunk to red at 10AM. Let's see it happen with META

i build tons of shopify stores guess what platform all those companies buying META ads sell on? SHOP up tomorrow

Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not

Fk I wish I bought more META

Fullported into meta shares this morning

I have $700 leaps on meta, take some profits tomorrow at open? Or see how the day goes?

I only got a few debit spreads on META so I will make like $250 but feels good being right for once

after seeing META im loading up on RDDT calls

Oh my META, my calls expiring worthless last week, bought after last earnings, feel extra painful

META is BACK

Meta glasses, Apple “glasses”, Alphabet “glasses” they’re all dead products from inception. It’s beyond me how nobody talks about profound damage to eyes by wearing them for more than 10 minutes. It will be an endless row of lawsuits. Just saying

What Zuck left out in the EC was the $250 billion investment they have locked in for their new Meta Hoverboard

My meta shares +9.72% Dollar Fx impact: -4.74% Thank you America

I for one, would personally like to thank the Zuck for stepping up and lifting - quite literally- all of my short calls… Didn’t even look at META today and not upset. Open the damn casino!

Holy fuck, meta.

SHOP and RDDT tomorrow shopify as the main e-commerce platform for companies paying for all the META ads reddit for ad potential based off META being a money printer from ad revenue

Meta opens tom +3% and all options holders destroyed lmao

oooh very nice, congrats to you meta holders

Hello my future regards. This is what I sound like. META was $604 on Jan 20. It's was at $739 after hours. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!

Congrats META call holders

Probably pumping off of meta earnings

Drafting behind Meta?

Where is the retard that said meta was going to see $575 by the end of the day🤣🤣

Ok who had META up 10% on their bingo card?

Anyone has any idea how much my META contract will be worth tomorrow? 700$ strike price ; price is now at 735$ bought at 11,50$

How many of my fellow META holders said "I knew it" - after it went under 640 in first 5 mins

Does anyone focus on the stocks of physical businesses? Like retail/logistics/realestate?? I keep getting shafted on tech stocks. Thought Meta would take a big hit when they shuttered metaverse & a few other projects, yet the stock hasn't taken a huge hit. Has anyone actually been successful investing in like Target/Walmart etc physically grounded businesses? I gotta switch up my approach

Looks like my meta June 700C will be printing. The only question is will it go on a run post earnings or is this a 1 day bump

META is about to be my best big call bet yet

META is still like 7% off ATH lmao

Wish I didn’t paper hand most of my META calls today. I’ll keep telling myself profit is profit…

AHAH lets hope not, META is a money printing machine I wouldn't understand why it goes back down now that investors are less worried abt the AI investments.

META I don't disagree, I can't understand their numbers but it looks like they very cash flow positive. But in the least MSFT matches them on that. One is up \~10% the other down \~5%. Tesla however is selling less cars, is selling less grid and solar, selling no robots, and can't compete on price with competitors. I think by open tomorrow everything narrows.

just checked. not .50 but absolute lowest pt was 1.02 for a few minutes. still, 1->40 is still impressive, but keep in mind meta weeklies last week were also up 40x on the recovery days

Anyone know how I can request a refund for my losses. I was just kidding and I didn’t really want to get puts on META. the product and service wasnt as advertised . They said I can win money if it drops, everyone knew it wasn’t gonna drop. I was just messing around .

Meta is the new silver?