META

You already have a bet going - META to 635.0 before 17-Apr-2026 01:44 PM -05

Wouldn’t have loss 150k on meta naked puts if I didn’t pussy out and close early this week. Who the fk expect it to recover 50-60 dollars in 3 days

Meta 700 when?

And regards said buy MSFT instead of META lmao

Now if it could just pump as hard as meta that would be great

MU +10% day??? I said this as a joke yesterday about META +5% and it actually went up 6% lol

My meta covered calls and naked puts are fked quite badly.

Hold me boys I’m gonna vomit. Bought my first META shares at $530, but bought short term calls before the META dip. I’m approaching break even on these calls. Getting the thought on what could’ve been if I bought those calls the same time I bought shares. Guh.

Ok so what did we really learn today, US economy while at war still can institutionally pump nvda 10 meta 35 and literally the economy will be the last to truly fail. I honestly believe Mangis Khan would nuke Iran under the guise of doing it for NATO's inaction as justification before he is held responsible for a recession.

Keep msft hood and meta. Ditch rddt

Sell MSFT and META shares for RDDT and HOOD shares? Retard or smart

Sell MSFT and META shares for RDDT and HOOD shares? Retard or smart

Isn't the IGRC promising to blow up Meta and Microsoft by noon EST tomorrow? He should probably have his fire side chat tonight....

Imagine not loading META and MSFT the past few days

Told bers to buy the mag7 dip and retards compared meta and Msft to PYPL and ADBE. This is why bears stay poor

Looking to buy any dips on goog, meta , & nvda aggressively

Which one of you dumb bers short META, show yourself

META up 10% in 2 days .

Sold meta 575 put 2 April during early March for 5.xx Roll forward earlier thinking there’s no way meta recovery to 575 this week. Fk me.

that's scheduled for tomorrow (gotta trim those rachet meta calls)

Damn Looking at the meta options chain and Im here messing with spy

>The Guard said US ICT and AI companies were "the primary element in designing and tracking assassination targets" and would be treated as legitimate military objectives going forward. >The statement named Cisco, HP, Intel, Oracle, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, IBM, Dell, Palantir, Nvidia, JP Morgan, Tesla, GE, Spire Solution, G42 and Boeing. >The Guard set a deadline of 8pm Tehran time on April 1, stating that "for every assassination in Iran," a facility belonging to one of the listed companies would be targeted. [https://www.intellinews.com/irgc-threatens-to-strike-us-tech-companies-in-retaliation-for-assassinations-434840/](https://www.intellinews.com/irgc-threatens-to-strike-us-tech-companies-in-retaliation-for-assassinations-434840/) Something I'm unclear on is if this means additional assassinations or prior assassinations oops, I responded before the link was added

ppl remembering META makes shittons of $

Meta looking kind of juicy at these levels.

Not hating the META 650c 1/17/27 I dropped my nuts on two days ago when I was on tilt.

one more day like today META, pretty please

I sold some meta at 520.🤷

This feeling when your META option is up 85% on the day but -88% down overall

Tomorrow the following companies will be targeted for destruction by Iran at 8pm April 1st Tehran time. Cisco, HP, Intel, Oracle, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, IBM, Dell, Palentir, Nvdia, JP Morgan, Tesla, GE, Spire Solutions, G42, Boeing. All employees are advised to stay away within 1km of these facilities. Bullish

# Whoever bought puts on meta rn is getting absolutely cooked LMAO

If META goes back to $600 I’ll actually vomit

Market forgot about META lawsuit in 24 hours. Oh wait my b, they were actually heavily affected by oil prices.

META: I was really affected by the strait closure, so now I will pump 6% in a day

meta +3% day into +4% day. so glad i draw random crayons on daily charts and bought the dip at 530. made back +8k, almost all my losses back after holding trough the 755 > 580 run lol

BREAKING: Iran's IRGC issues a warning that they will target 18 US technology companies if the US continues "targeted assassinations" of Iranian leaders, beginning on April 1st. The companies include Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Tesla, Intel, Oracle, IBM, Meta, Boeing, and others. Brooooooo

Look at the volume on which META pumps

Why isnt mfst pumping as hard as meta. Tf?

The list of U.S. companies threatened by the IRGC: 1. SISCO 2. Hewlett Packard Enterprise 3. Intel 4. Oracle 5. Microsoft 6. Apple 7. Google 8. Meta 9. IBM 10. Dell Technologies 11. Plantier 12. NVIDIA 13. J.P. Morgan. 14. Tesla 15. GE 16. Spire Solution 17. G42 18. Boeing

META 600

If META goes red, I would like to have a message with the Cuck Lord

META is going the next leg up. moon

My cousin Vinny is a lawyer n said dnt wry about the Meta litigation its a buy...we gonna meet up at the sak o suds later today and play the numbers

Was down bad with META, recovered most and closed my position lol.

I swear I had a premonition last night about META pushing wearables again

META is cool again?

Meta calls

Why META up 2.5% in pre market?