META

Meta don’t go down kid

After losing bigly on INTC and NFLX earnings, my META and TSLA calls made up for it

lol can you imagine if this meta pump was purely to help get out of their bags and it does what it did last er

Fuck me I had MSFT calls and META puts

Not saying they can’t but there’s a massive difference in META ads compared to useless Reddit ads and that’s a big part of revenue

I could only afford one meta call 😭

Surprised META ain’t on the ticker

Glasses are fucking huge. It’s normie territory to have meta glasses now

My March META $750 may finally breakeven tmr. I am selling that shit at open

Everyone excited about meta, but the majority played way out of the money calls which won't print because of your iv.. Go look at your breakeven numbers. 

So you had META puts? What were you thinking?!

As an Apple calls holder I am asking META, can I have some of your green for tomorrow

I couldn't afford META calls so I bought QQQ 2 2DTE after the dump. I feel like I'm riding a significantly smaller rocket.

Reddit needs like one or two advertisers from META. If they can change the ads and algorithm it will be a new giant.

Decent size bag in META $710 2/6 that I held (lets go) but had a $715 1/30 on META that I sold Monday for UNH before the explosion. Can’t even enjoy the win cause why did I sell that weekly smh .

I wonder how my Meta calls are doing? Been shopping for wife's bf all day

I don't own META but I'm enjoying the little bump it gave GOOG

lol, watch upgraded price targets for meta roll in tomorrow

Just got off work, time to check my full port META puts

Meta is undervalued at 750 a share bro

Congratulations to the meta call holders

MSFT, why you do the opposite META *He says as he’s holding both

Meta

My x3 leveraged Meta etf is going to be very happy tomorrow. Shame i only have around £200 worth of it

lol. I don’t follow meta, I only buy gold bars.

How many of you just got rich off of $META

Meta $700c was .50 last week. It’s worth $50.00 at the open. $5K to $500,000 if you bought last week when meta crashed to $601

‘cause the october drop was always regarded. it was always a one off tax hit. markets can be so goddamn dumb when it comes to meta

I can confirm that zuck did not cuck today. Meta up 10% and climbing. Hope this sticks till tomorrow.

I have $110K on 10 META $640 LEAPs and 150 shares

Did META just cure cancer? $100 swing from the lows in less than an hour lmao

bought meta last earnings lost 4k, bought msft this earnings and im down 2k meanwhile meta +11%..

Chat, i bought 13 meta shares before the earnings, was it a good decision?

Meta you sexy bitch

Jesus meta calm down

Meta pretty clearly going to open around $740 and pretend that gap down and shitty 3 months never existed

Meta has a big cock 👁️👄👁️

How does Meta generate such high revenue? I never met anyone in real life who uses fb

Gotta ask tho, META is dead last so far in the AI race, not sure how their investment so far "Boost investor confidence". Nice earnings.

Meta bears came out strong with their obnoxious energy on that dump. So quiet now, what happened little bro? 😫 probably too busy working behind Wendy's.

Why tf is Meta mooning so hard?

that shit is META

I have advertised on Meta, Reddit and Tik Tok recently and Meta is vastly better.

If it doesnt dip on open for some reason meta preety much gained back all the value it lost after the previous earnings ,insane.

monkey paw curls, META opens +12% tomorrow

Reason why $MU is popping is because $MSFT and $META missed on capex btw

if meta bleed off into open, I hold. If meta rocket to the moon into open, I sell. If meta hovers below 750 into open, I hold.

$META up $91 from AH lows lmao

How does meta keep doing this lol

Meta $800 by open at that this rate wtf