META

Oklo jumping on a 20 year agreement with meta? Shit maybe they’ll have a single tangible product by then. Yes I’m mad I didn’t buy in the 70s last week.

META jumping on market open (it never jumps premarket on purchaser side news)

OKLO signs a deal with META

Why does meta not pump?

Meta going into OKLO as well. WSB should make Mark Zuckerberg a mod.

IREN NBIS are going up on pure vibes or META deal is bullish for them as well?

OKLO, why you no share your energy with META? You take 8% and give Zuck 8%

OKLO which still doesn’t have a working prototype and sells natty gas is up 20% on META hype Thank you so much for the 0DTE Puts that will print Zuck and Altman It’s such a gift

META really aint lying about their capex

Meta nuclear deal?

Meta will tank because Zuck the cuck is being forced to collude with this admin and waste money LMAO

OKLO is gonna dump stupid algos. "Meta said its partnership ⁠with Oklo will help develop up to 1.2 GW of energy in Ohio as early as 2030." Like bruh.......years and years away

I own Meta should have owned oklo instead 

Oklo boys? META deal secured. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Oh wow, I'm so surprised. META was red Thursday and is now red overnight. Who could have possibly seen that coming. /s Fucking stupid ass META literally always goes red every goddamn fucking Friday. Why the fuck can't I have a good Friday for once, going into the fucking weekend??

Meta goes down 2 percent every day for eternity

Forget META I am BETA 😤

Who want to go in META calls with me

IF META GOES TO 660 TOMORROW, I TAKING DAY OFF FROM WORK TOMORROW

META stock sell off has begun i see. i jjust wanna punch this pos stock in the fucking face what a dogshit of a stock. like just sell off 1-2% now we all know its gonna sell off

Best 2 mega caps for 2026. I had 50/50 $AMZN and $GOOGL but will move into $META x $MSFT soon

Remember when META had green days

So everyone is basically realizing that Meta sucks right and that the Ray Bans are just so Zuck can watch people in the bathroom?

I will be watching 10 hours of reels daily instead of my usual 6 to boost $META

So uhhh, when do we stop pumping trash and buy mags like Msft, NVDA and meta again?

What about when Meta closed green every day for 20 days straight?

It's being financed by companies like META, GOOG, AMZN, MSFT, etc., which have large amounts of cash and very little debt.

AMZN , META and AAPL are underperforming for a while.

META green eod is not a meme.

Meta is a piece of shit I regret buying it. Every single time I buy stock it goes down. Then I sell and it shoots up.

META YOU GOT AN UPGRADE TODAY YPU PIECE OF SHIT STOCK

660c’s meta tomorrow

meta go back up u pos

Meta puts for next week?

Should I place some meta calls?

meta going back down to 600 pos. another red day tmr

What are your guys thoughts on meta? Should I place long calls or are we just going to see it down for a little

META green eod?

ANY META BAGGIES HERE ? Or it’s just me ?

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You seem frustrated, have you considered chilling the fuck out? I hate Facebook so I just don't buy meta and I'm not mad like you lol

Do yourself a favor and get out. Life is better when you dont have to deal with META

Fuck my goddamn ass dude. Why the fuck can't Zuck just sit back and let Facebook print money. Stupid fuck has to go buying goddamn chinese companies, and thinks that China won't have anything to say about it? Goddamnit dude. META just fucking drops every goddamn fucking day.

i wouldnt even be mad if meta went flat today. its such a shit stock that flat is actually a good day

That META dip was a gift

Dude is Meta retarded or something? Give me one bombaclatt fucking day wtf.

LFG META back to 650 where you belong