META

If it doesnt dip on open for some reason meta preety much gained back all the value it lost after the previous earnings ,insane.

Reason why $MU is popping is because $MSFT and $META missed on capex btw

if meta bleed off into open, I hold. If meta rocket to the moon into open, I sell. If meta hovers below 750 into open, I hold.

$META up $91 from AH lows lmao

How does meta keep doing this lol

Meta $800 by open at that this rate wtf

I love this meta CFO.

I sold 670 covered calls on META. Damnit!

META bers were talking so much shit on opening dump yet so so quiet now lmao

Happy for META. Finally something fun to talk about besides metals memory and space retards every single day

when NFLX pulling same move as META? random +23% in a week?

Realistically, meta to 1000 by march 20?

Gawddamn I hope meta doesn’t bleed off overnight

How high can META go? Should I sell my shares now after hours or could rally continue tomorrow?

I got a 30 bagger on META so far

Please do not open +10% tomorrow META or else I am FUCKED

Next stop for Meta, 800 🙏🥹

META bears are awfully quiet since earnings came in

Never end the meta earnings call.

I don't understand how Meta can expect to spend 50% of its revenue this year on capex and somehow that's a good thing.

Meta lets fucking go

Damn, META trying to reach high enough to slap the face of God.

META 🥰

Holy fuck my meta puts spread is OTM

Meta shorts just got fucking mw2 nuked and gaped

META is on a warpath.

Not to Burst the little bitch bois 🐻 bubbles but Meta gonna be 800 by end of next week lol

Holy fuck, META puts eviscerated

Meta still pumping lmaoooo

Jesus Christ, that META moon falls into the "not in my wildest dreams" category. I own zero for the record! But if google climbs like this after earnings I'm going into work and taking a dump on my bosses desk. I really like him but needs must.

Jfc META

Somehow have one of my retirement accounts 100% in meta @ 600

META to 800 lmao ??

I can't believe I only bought one single fucking Meta $700c FML FML

META still climbing lol

What do you think guys, what will be the opening price for meta tomorrow?

Okay META I see what you're doing there. Okay that's cool

Now you’ll all chase meta instead of buying when it was literally 600 a week ago

If I wasn’t a bag holder all in HOOD I’d buy Meta stupid HOOD better go up 40% by earnings

Meta looks like it might hit 800 tonight WTF

Sold my META, maybe a bit early but eager to finally close out the position after a couple months. Happy with my first big win of 2026

META up 10% now wtf

Fuxking meta went up to 730 from 605 in one week. My 655 CCs deep ITM now. Exiting with profit but damn.

im hearing reports that people fap more to reels than to tiktok and thats why meta is mooning

I expected meta to do this last times buttholes

META is a fucking freight train holy shit

Meta don’t stop teasing me

Wish I had more meta right about now

META is doing all this with a projected CapEx of $115-135 billion.

META don’t introduce me to a lifestyle