META

piece of shit meta literally all my stocks are finally green for once except that shit and its my biggest position so i would be up big

amazon meta msft longdated calls and be happy when theyre +50% eoy

Meta just doing its own thing while the rest of the mag 7 moon lmao

META is dead lets be real

META would be the owrst stock i have today i know it just opened but this stock has never been green while the s&p 500 is red

META dying to crash. its bearish very single day

Meta not flushing yet but going sideways thing is brewing something 👀

Meta the kind of stock to randomly gap up 20% and then rise another 20% the day after.

Would have made more having my money in a savings account instead of Meta 😭

Y’all will pump random ass stocks. Some of ‘em, I haven’t heard names of. But none of you fuckers warned me about not to touch META. Why?

$AMZN should be at $270... $META has a nice run up ahead

META and AMZN calls anyone? I'm still thinking about the strikes and expiries. For now, I'm thinking some Feb ITM and May 10-15% OTM

Stocks all time high but meta all time low

When meta 700?

I got some META calls earlier today to play the upcoming earnings but I might have been a bit early on that. Let's see. Funnily I have almost always lost money on META

If you love meta at 660 your gonna love it at 660

I have both AVGO and META calls haha. Barely positive.

Just not META or AVGO.. bags are heavy

Cathie 🪵 sold some META today 🤔

Meta and nvda will run up before earnings

I'm just gonna say it.. past balls deep in META & AVGO shares and calls.. PRE earnings. I am REGARDED! Kneel before me!

What do people think about the $800 Meta Ray Ban AI glasses?

Two things that will never change: 1. Me losing money on META calls 2. NVDA never going outside 186-192 range

Dude, fuck META. Shit is so stupid. Goes down 1%, goes back up to 1% up, then just declines back to 0. What a dumbass stock.

Dow and s&p at all time highs meta down like 20 percent wtf

Meta could have just skipped the entire day at this point.

Wtf at meta can't even hold 660

Lol told ya, meta slapped right back down to 660 Fuck these crooks slapping every pump down

wtf is that META chart lmao

Stop celebrating meta It does this every fucking week and comes back down to 650

META just needs to fade into close and all this is coming back down to earth.

My 7 shares of META are breathing a sigh of relief

I know there are some bears right now holding puts that are beside themselves. Wondering how they didn’t perfectly time the top as it continues to rip higher. I know that because I used to be a young regard like you. Years ago during the forever melt up of 2017, and VIX in single digits, I would often buy puts and blow up my account. Did it like 5 times that year. I’m only telling yall so you learn to look on the bright side. META is cheap, AMZN is cheap, even some pharma is cheap.

Fuckin lol, smh dude. META down 1% at the low today, recovered to break even. Me - holding my fucking Covered Calls, now 200 bucks down on them because I didn't close at the bottom. I guarantee you if I closed them out, META would have continued to tank. Because it always does what fucks me the most.

I just know guys ran head first into sofi on the dip and got burnt already Wait 3 days to see where it bottoms otherwise you’ll get the meta treatment Usually after a dump like that it takes ages for the stock to get moving again because sentiment is killed

All in META $700c for next week It’s going to gap up

MSFT and META calls was so obvious

#Apple drillin, Microsoft drillin, Google drillin, Meta drillin, Tesla drillin, AMD drillin. Green day my ass LMAO🤌

SORRY META WHATER I SAID BUT PLEASE KEEP GOING UP JUST LIKE A GOOD GIRL 🎀

Fucking sigh dude. I've been in META for so goddamn long. Watching other shit rocket to the moon like ASTS/RKLB/MU/WDC, while I get smacked down with red day after red day, and any green is minuscule, 1-1.5% at best. Even AMZN is going up more than META ever has in the last 6 months. Fuck my goddamn luck dude. I should have gotten in on those meme plays rather than buying the dip on a MAG7 stock. FML

Only META could open green and dump a whole percent in the span of an hour, out of no where. What the fuck is QE even doing? How the fuck are stocks even going down right now, what the fuck.

I AM SO DONE WITH AVERAGING DOWN ON MY META CALLS 🫩 💔, is it me or you guys are doing too ?

META trap classic

There’s your ole run of the mill garbage tickers and then there’s META, in a class of its own

META algo be like: "buy under 650, sell above 666", MMs should hire me, I can do better than this shit

WTF META. Im gonna have to keep lowering my average

GOOGL and META going bankrupt or what?

I cannot make money on META...

I AM OFFICIALLY A META BAGHOLDER 🫩

Who ever is selling META ya momma is a hoe