META

RH sent me an aleart that META was falling..

Meta pls talk about oklo

Just got off the phone with Zuck. He told me he heard you poor ghey bers call him a cuck, so meta decided to square up and gape bers🦅🦅

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Green_Conclusion5792** bet **META** goes from **692.49** to **675.0** before **29-Jan-2026 04:14 PM EST** Their record is 2 wins and 23 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

WHY THE FUCK DID I YOLO PUTS WHEN BOTH META AND MICROSOFT WAS DOWN, NOW META GIVING ME A BEND OVER

PUMP MSFT PLEASE GO LIKE META

Meta went up i thought it sucked

Pretty crazy how everyone shit talked META for months like it wouldn’t recover.

could you imagine being the ivy league grad wallstreet analyst that dumped Meta share at a premium just for it to go up. Mommy and daddy gave you a job at a big firm and you can't even program your algo to hold. Pathetic

META is a fucking cash machine.

why did meta dip so hard for like a second

META is back..... $700+ soon?

#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - BEAT #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

wtf was that meta dip at first

Yeah everyone discussing meta, Tesla, and Microsoft meanwhile I’m just rubbing my hands together while looking at gold calls I bought Monday lol

meta bulls u win.... FUCKKKK

$META doing the ole switcharoo 🎭

Just bought Microsoft and Meta AH on the dip, loving life right now haha

My META calls in the money and MSFT calls ded so break even

META above $700 by EOW. Let’s go

How did Meta go from -6% to +4%. Share buyback or something?

I sold my META calls far too early :(

I have no skin in the game but dam insane fakeout from meta

MSFT was going down 5% so META and TSLA had to go up 5% or else SPY price might change. Simple stuff

Why did meta dip all first

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/FOMO_Gains made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **5 days** when it was 664.38 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Ssjalexgd4 made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **5 days** when it was 663.25 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

MY META CALLS ARE FINALLY PRINTING BLESS ZUCK

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/MilleniumEye made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 week** when it was 664.82 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Meta is a fucking cash printing machine Jesus

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/SuurRae made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 week** when it was 646.52 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

META $700!!

That was a crazy bounce back by Meta

My 100k in meta calls are gonna print

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/No-Comment9393 made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 week** when it was 629.85 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Gonna need msft to learn from meta and go to andromeda

Meta calls in the money baby 😎

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Green_Conclusion5792 made a bet that META would go to 700.0 within **1 hour** when it was 668.85 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 2 wins and 23 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

#META went from -5% to +5% just as I predicted LMAO🤌

LOL every single bit of that meta pump has been eroded by dollar fx impact negating me 4.5%

Are you not looking at META?

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/jjl416 made a bet that META would go to 699.0 within **1 week** when it was 646.82 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

META reached 700 before SPY.

capex spending came in heavy in both MSFT and META -> semicap stocks and memory

My META calls I bought too early after the last earning might finally be in the green tommorow.

Thank fuck meta

META $700

Meta 800 was promised to zuck 3000 years ago

I knew META would go up Been using it more because my feed is now OnlyFans models and cats working at McDonalds

#Meta 900 calls