META

META dodging the drill yesterday and now outpacing the premarket pump is giving me an ulcer

META +5% day incoming

meta looks cheap

Full cocked META

im a degen spy gambler with high leverage, down 15% with options and yet my biggest loss are shares on sofi hood meta and msft. all of them sitting at -30 to -50% lol

there is 100% some fuckery going on with META

Good thing they own TikToc, meta, and Reddit

There were large orders today (millions) in Meta May calls and HOOD leaps. Some whales are starting to get back into position.

Stocks that were higher under Biden than today : AAPL AMD AMZN BA INTC MA META MSFT NFLX QCOM RDDT TSLA V LLY

Haven't sold any yet, but I kept some META puts from Friday that tanked and picked up both QQQ and ORCL puts at the exact top of each.

META case taught us you might win

Meta does retarded things but they still grow their revenue by double digits every year

Meta stock got pumped today by boomers who listen to fucking Morgan Stanley analysts. Lmao so fucking tarded

Meta should be lower than it is even if there wasnt a war. The company can't decide what direction to go in, just spinning its tires. Metaverse, Threads, Llama.

stocks that should be burned and are over-evaluated : META & TESLA.

Like, I'm surprised bulls seeing that overnight low liquidity pump on literally nothing, after seeing the weak ass TACO pumps last week, thought it would actually hold during regular session. No one gives a shit about how cHeAp $MSFT/$NVDA/$META has become fundamentally. IT'S ALL FUCKING VIBES.

Meta is just to legit to quit I guess

Lol a slowwww turn towards red for every stock on my watchlist, just waiting on META yet

stocks currently green on my watchlist: META, the bad news factory; AMZN, whose retail business relies heavily on oil; and MSFT, Sam Altman's bloodbag and AAPL's punching bag

META you complete bitch why are we still doing this

lol RH has this news brief pinned to META talking about an analyst^(bagholder) at Morgan Stanley naming it one of his "top picks" and they reset the timestamp on it an hour ago so it would look brand new again

NBIS back to where it was before the META deal pump three weeks ago lol what a trash meme stock

Meta and Rddt to save tech today

msft meta amazon +2%+ yet qqq barely holding green

Should I go long on $META calls or wait till $500?

meta msft amazon underperforming so hart, these 3 will have some relief days pushing spy higher

Started a META position at $530, hope I don’t regret it

Bet against META for the first time last week and let it carry over the weekend. This hasn't panned out so far.

META rebounds. Who could have guessed?🤣

I need meta to shrek to 620 by end of this week. You think it’s possible?

Fk I close meta for a loss and it went up above my strike

Will META announce a stock buyback?

We’re relying on MSFT and META to keep SPY green It’s so over

this is the bottom for meta

meta coming back

put my money in the save heaven meta and calling it a day wp

Market being propped up by dead cat bounces in MSFT and Meta. As soon as those fade…

MSFT and META holding this shit up best they can

Meta will go up $20

Microslop and Meta will slowly bleed out as well

Meta and microsoft have fallen so much recently, they deserve a relief rally lol

You should read the news last week then Listen to me, sell alphabet and meta and run away right now.

I have insider info. Buy META now.

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I can’t believe that alphabet and meta are green today with the news last week. Manipulation?

My 600 may 15 meta call is red on on +1.5% day???

lol so META lost a landmark lawsuit with potentially massive ramifications and they're pumping on a data center play this far into the bubble

Imagine not buying meta at this price. Its litterly 200$ per share cheeper compared to last earnings date.

Calls on META