META

american innovation: tsla optimus robot that can barely walk or do anything useful, msft copilot AI that slows down your computer and hasn't found practical use, meta AI glasses that zuck couldn't even figure out how to use at the reveal, tsla autopilot that is not reliable and crashes

are meta earnings priced in?

I've got Meta puts. Wildcard bitches, Yee-haw 

Does anyone else think we are going to see META and GOOGL report shitty earnings due to less than expected ad revenue growth? The omen is Abercrombie reporting that they forecast subdued holiday spending.

ORCL or META which would be the Debbie Downer for AI

I just think META is "neat"

!banbet META +10% 1w

META better print this week...bitches

So you are saying META to $800 this week?

ty, jpm is trading considerably over book value and pe, roe is elevated compares to peers, it does execute well though, do u discount any impact on trump's credit card push or do u think it will never in any way be implemented? meta, how do interpret the recent spending cut? isn't it often the case that so close to earnings it is a sign for a course correct due to bad results? and where do u see the return on the increased capex? and do u believe in thei AI efforts (still no new model published, and their AI team is full of very public drama and exits) google, there search dominance in NA was decreasing last I saw ans openai's push for ad's + shopping integration seems to me a straightforward tailwind on their key revenue stream (but gemini is also taking chatgpt marketshare) where do u see the excess eaenings coming from to allow for new multiple expansion?

Social media (META, RDDT, PINS, and SNAP) revenue growth rates in 1Q were impacted by tariff proposals which drove uncertainty on eCommerce sales and a pullback in ad spend. Easy ad spend comps could lead to revenue acceleration in 1Q, though comps are tougher in 2Q/3Q

JPM is 30 RSI, META and NVDA are very undervalued. META is 22 PE. Honestly people will say GOOGL is overvalued but for how incredible of a company it is and post anti-trust ruling it's still undervalued. All it takes is one year of +40% earnings and a high flying growth 28 PE company is now 20 PE.

Meta is so cheap, is this to obvious? Am i missing something

You already have a bet going - META to 723.8044 before 03-Feb-2026 06:05 AM -05

How are people bullish on Meta? Earning are just gonna show how much money they burn on the metaverse. Or am I regarded?

Summarizing my regarded playbook for next week. Thoughts from the pros? \- MSFT and META calls from Monday, will monitor how much they run up. If META hits 690+ before ER, I'll close before ER, if it stays in the present range I'll hold. If it goes below 650 I'll double down. MSFT makes more modest moves in general and I'll just hold them until after the ER regardless. \- IBM puts right before ER and calls the day after if it drops big. This strategy worked two ERs last year, but not the last one, but it's gone sideways for months and is near ATH. A drop seems more likely. \- SOFI, enter calls Monday in expectation of the run up. They're still showing great growth and it's down from ATH. If it doesn't run up before ER, I'll hold, if it goes to 29 before Friday, I'll close right before.

The UK voting to ban social media for kids like Australia did is bullish for reddit, meta and Co? 

One day it's a META 16 bagger then the next day is a Microsoft 16 bagger. Yet the world still revolves at the same pace

I hope META won’t shit the bed this time

Omfg META earnings next week.. no fucking wonder the buying this week.. this shit is about to moon even more

That blackrock private debt value cut reminds me of the dude in here yelling about blue owl. Striking Meta off my list of near term buys

Oh my god meta is ripping! Everyone should buy a share so we can pump it to 700!

AMD to $400, META to $1000 after this earnings flips wallstreet sentiment

I'm about to jump into AAPL after selling META.

Right, meta is killing earnings qt after qt.

Open AI's CFO releasing a detailed paper on how they can't make money is the top for AI. META coming out next week dumping another $100 billion on AI capex gonna send that to mid 500s. SPY will still be 680.

I’ve been a little sad today as I chopped my vast store of META at 630 yesterday pre market. You sir have made me laugh out loud.

Buy calls on META that expire in two weeks and selling in the intra day on the day they report earnings to get that sweet IV pump profit.

Whats your honest prediction on MSFT and META earnings?

META recovering pretty nicely

exited my position in meta today added to gld & ceg

META META META

Turned 2k into 20k last two days thanks to Meta and Iren

Imagine buying META on Tuesday like a P.I.M.P

Wtf. Meta hit 666 then crashed back down

Why the fuck is it that when I'm holding an AI driven company, there's so much talk about how AI is BS, how Data centers will be the death of us all, how AI expenditures are stupid and won't pay off, etc Yet, when I sell my AI position, then suddenly there's a ton of bullish news about how AI is great, how companies are seeing pay off with AI, how there's new business deals inked regarding data centers and power plants, etc?? What the fuck dude. I held META from 680 down to 580, and back up to 620. Sold a CC for 655 strike, and now I'm losing my ass on that call and I'm going to get my META stock called away, missing out on thousands in gains. Fucking FML dude such fucking bullshit.

Lol 665 meta puts for next friday are $2200

META pushing for 670

Sigh dude. What do I do now? I sold some META CC's at 655 strike, so those are going bye bye. But what do I pivot into? It seems that every other stock is massively inflated and feels like I'd be buying the top before a collapse. SNDK/WDC/MU/ASTS/RKLB/GOOGL all have had massive gains over the last year. What else is there left to buy into? Boring AMZN? Even then, AMZN has gone up a decent bit over the last year, how much higher can it go?

#MSFT pumping, META pumping, NFLX pumping. Did the world turn upside down? LMAO🤌

next wed is blockbuster for tech. we have TSLA, META and MSFT on the same day as Fed interest rate decision. IV will be through the roof

META patience pays off. about time

META is a freight train. Just need it to pull into station at the 670 stop

Downloaded meta AI. the fuck is vibes

The META and MSFT moves are just the latest in MM fuck you rotations, slowly grind it down for months and then pop

meta i love you

Whoever finally sold META, thank you for your sacrifice

META up 11% since Wednesday. Earnings leak?

WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DUDE. I HOLD FUCKING META, LOSING MY ASS FOR MONTHS AND EVERY POP GETS SOLD AND IT DROPS AGAIN. Earlier this week I see META pop, so I say ok I'll sell some CC's and this pop will drop just like every other one. AND NOW META FUCKING RALLIES HUGELY 3 DAYS IN A ROW. FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE DUDE.

META +11% in 3 days just like that big boys have way too much power to move them stocks shit will fuck u up for 2 months just to moon in 3 days or fuck u up for 2 years just to moon in 2 months