META

Damnit I was ready to short META I got too greedy waiting for 638

never bet against Zuck Meta $700 soon

all my ports faded fast today except META????

meta gigachad

Happy for the META bagholders. Today is your day.

$META single handedly carrying my portfolio

Well, I’m really happy I bought $72K worth of META shares yesterday. It was oversold as fuck.

I should not have sold meta

is time for meta to rebound to 750. lets get it to 680 first

My port is excessively green ACHR ATYR BULL META SMCI UNH COF

Is there even any news on meta or did everyone remember they shit out money for free?

META is like just woken up "Oh shit i just remembered I am hitting $700+ post earnings, holy fck I am late to my earnings call"

Woah META up 4%

Let’s see what META does at the 50-day. Could be a nice short

META LFG

Sold meta weekly calls yesterday maybe im bad at this

What is this, even META is going up? This about to crash ong

oh lawd META be pumping

My meta calls about to be up 500% at open

META realizing that its job is to fall right before market opens. What a beautiful stock.

META giving blue balls to all regards around here holding 700C at -97% LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Finally META!! Thx

Lowest analyst rating on META is still 10% away from pre-market rip. MMs will make sure it goes up to +$750. The game is rigged.

Meta going to dump so hard on open

A glitch or is it really META green? Lol

META is gonna release the avocado, mango, and dragon fruit models to fuck bear anals

because it's META

Meta has more room to run

why is META going to the moon?

Who cares about META, GOOGL is right on its heels and not down 7% YTD

META hit 600 yesterday LMAO

What up with META?  Did Zuck purchase Greenland?

I have 1.2k on meta out of the money calls expiring tomorrow. Finally i get a win again

META WITH A GREEN SHREK 😵‍💫

Lol META should be at 750. once they post moster net income its gonna take off. best thing i did was buy the dip

There is no way fucking way META is holding this gain today until open let alone close.

META IS MOONING

META to 750 inevitable and 900 by Year end

I dropped $72K on META shared yesterday. AMA

Gonna say it again, META should be at $750.

Is meta glitching for anyone else, I see meta at 615 lol

LFG meta u sexy bitch

Meta forgot it has a job to do (drill for oil)

Relax it’s META it will shit the bed soon enough

Meta?

meta suspiciously green... worried for my feb calls

I think we are seeing signs of the Apocalypse Indiana won the college football national championship. META is up 2% PM. 😱

Not this time META, you cannot fool me.

Meta wtf LOOL

But selling for a small loss and then seeing the stock dump another 15% is the greatest feeling of all (looking at you META)