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Hey guys what happened in like 10-15 min that we got this mini pump?

Guaranteed AMZN taking a nosedive 1 min into JPOW yapping… shits gonna reset to 195 by end of day lmao

Someone just RAGE sold their RGTI??? Lol it went from down 3% to down 7% in 2 min

In 30 min my money is gone 🫡

Now is a good time for like a 8 min put flip

Bers downvoting me when I called this V 5 min ago

First 8 min was nasty, they had RGTI down 5%. Its down 2% now

-10k and not even 10 min with the market open

Someone scheduled a meeting with me at 12:10 ET running for 50 min. what the fuck. Should I tell them I am leveraged to the fucking tits and need to watch JPOW?

They pumped a little to get us to fomo in, then rigged futes 20 min later. Dammit

10 min ago https://x.com/firstsquawk/status/1977854821886497195?s=46

IN THE NEXT 30 MIN TRUMP WLL PUMP SPY TO 680

Remember when APLD was awesome 30 min after open on Friday? Well, it's fucking back

What a fucking joke of a country... anyway my Spy calls I bought 1 min before close on Friday are up

Trump and his cronies are clearly making bank betting the correct way based on what he gonna tweet so no matter what direction the market orange man makes money. Him magically backing down today on Tariff retaliation either means one of his hedge fund whores forgot to dump his calls and Trump is bailing him out OR the Chinese have made some kind of last min back door deal with Trump himself.

I haven’t decided on the lady that I’m gonna be thinking of when I masturbate in T-1 min.

lol. Sold ARM AMZN PYPL BABA for a few grand profit after buying 10 min before close Friday. PPTA sitting on 2027 leaps and it’s going bananas now

WTF IS IN 5 MIN

Guess what? Idc about tomorrow. I care about 10 min from now.

30 min

UUUU gonna spike on open, then pullback after 15 min.

made big profits on friday with shorts and closed all positions 1 min before market closed and went long. I CANT STOP WINNING

Going long on es in 1 min

4 min till futes

Futes in 6 min

10 min till futes

14 min till futes open

19 min till futes open

About 34 min

Futes open in 52 min

Within 50 years there will be no such thing as a weekend. Market and business 7 days a week 24/7 globally without holiday market closures. high performance high intensity every min of every day

I put my phone down after seeing Bitf up 5% after hours. Check 20 min later and it's now down 7% ol

Lmao of course my $650p goes in the money less than 30 min after it expired.

I literally full ported just 35 min ago... And... This happens lmao

Finished the week up another 300% on my account. Was lucky I guess and sold all my $IREN $CIFR $HUT $BITF $CCCX calls about 15 min after market open and also wrote 0dte calls against my shares which are all very very green positions Also had put spreads on quantum going into today, all of those made money.  Bought Nov $VIX calls yesterday and sold those for a big gain and I bought 5c/5p straddle on $SPY anout 30 min after market open.  I sold the straddle waaaayyy to fugging early at $660.  Made 2x on the straddle, would have been like 4x or 5x if I held longer but hey, I made money and my account is 80% cash now

Orange felon speaking in 45 min btw

Tariffs on China again -> -20 to 650 This weekend announces date and scale (2 weeks from now) -> -5 to 645 Gets to deadline, deadline extended -> +10 to 655 Rumors of a 5 min phone call between two random diplomats of US/China -> +10 to 665 Framework of a foundation of a baseline of maybe a discussion of an agreement to be agreed on at a later date unbeknownst to any party involved announced by Nutlick -> +100 to 765 You’re welcome.

bought the spy dip 1 min before close

What's really funny is that right before the market tanked, Someone was trading SPY and went long at around 1050 AM. They were probably trading the 5 min, and higher lows, and a fairly strong indication that SPY would stay above the 20 ema, at least for the short term. Then suddenly, the president rubbed his hands together, put some more makeup on, grabbed his phone, and thought to himself, "not today you dumb bastards", and proceeds to fire off several trade-war salvos on his retarded social media site,

I cannot believe.... 3 weeks to make 12k Wiped in 30 min on $POET

Made $10k this week Wiped out in 30 min

entire week gain wiped out in 30 min fuck this shit

Bought MP puts 1 min before 😑

I sold a yang call literally 30 min before the tweet

WHAT THE FUCK. I looked away for 5 min and it DUMPED. I thought yahoo was glitching. Thank fuck I held my puts 10x in 5 min.

I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT CALLS LESS THAN 1 MIN BEFORE THE DROP. FML, I'm actually so shocked at how bad my hands are rn.

I looked away for 1 min…. Good thing I didn’t buy calls at the top ( I did ) 🤨🥲

As expected from my TA on 5-min TSLA 440 reached. Sold more TSLA at 440 (cost 429.5 and 431.3) 😂😂😂

On the 5-min chart, TSLA tested 50MA and resumes uptrend toward 440.

inccoming data in like 5 min