MMS

Those tricky MMs really had me buying the dip at open, I'm about to be promoted to community member

if MMs let my calls print, the only people who benefit are hookers and coke dealers. that’s trickle down economics

Wild that mms even control futes

Spy closing at 0% is just MMs laughing at all of us

MMs giving us cheap calls before next fake move.

MMs love the extra retarded bulls who buy pumps on no news the best

Since the PDF MMs leaked their plan of a gap and goon, I guess calls are free money again. Thanks so much to bullish instability in the middle east.

Manipulation to make puts expire worthless today or do MMs have insider knowledge that Iran is surrendering soon.

MMs to prison for this blatant manipulation

Bad news or good news doesn't matter. MMs just want to take your money 🤣

Truly a work of art by the mms today

Perfectly flat after a huge geopolitical event. Mms scum of the fucking earth

RUG THEM MMs OR NO BALLS

Everyone in here like bol r fuk, ber r fuk, when in all reality theta gang has been dragging their slimy balls across all your faces for the last 5 months. MMs keeping this shit propped up to milk premiums in a high VIX environment.

This is really going to be an all day grinder higher. These MMs can't help themselves.

Good job mms. Just keep max extracting

Even all out war in the Middle East can’t beat the power of the MMs rigging the market

The true war is between my port and MMs

operation **EPIC SQUEEZE** "fuk your puts" - MMs

MMs looked at the ratio and said fuck your calls bitches.

MMs fattening you up with a nice bull trap before they rug you

Why would MMs let the market crash when they can just liquidate puts and maintain value?

GLD up bigly, SLV down. Maybe MMs decided that the war is effecting stuff that SLV is used in, in a way that should make SLV go down. GLD doesnt have that issue since its simply a store of value.

I think even the MMs are scared

Someone tell the MMs that my space stock is also a defence stock 😤

The mms are all emotionless bots now - green by close

Generational dip buying opportunity on some stocks upcoming this week, boys.  Weak hands can't hold on Michael Burry headlines and tweets or cooked stats, how can they hold for 4 weeks planned of uncertainty?  MMs are just going to wait for capitulation.

This feels like a much bigger deal to me than the previous Iran military op, in terms of how it could spiral at this point. Last time it was pretty much over by now, this time they’re talking about multiple weeks of action. Makes me think market should open lower just due to the volatility but then again the whole thing is a scam manipulated by MMs and pedos so it’ll probably open up just to fuck over as many as possible.

Markets stabilize as MMs determine paying out put premium is a higher threat than mideast conflagration

MMs laughing their asses off as they theta gang us again

MMs want to eat all premiums from both sides.

MMs: "WAIT... Don't sell just yet... Let retail buy it up before market open..." #darthsidiuslaugh

MMs testing liquidity. Wait for London to come online.

MMs have clear orders from the man up top to keep this shit stable 

Feels like we’re shaping up to have an almost completely flat day tomorrow…Friday night strikes means the market has all weekend to come to terms with it. MMs will make their money on the little traders expecting big swings one way or the other

Who tf keeps buying corn to keep manufacturing the 63k floor. This manipulated piece of shit has already shown it's useless in uncertain times, it's already shown it is useless as a currency, it is no longer the digital gold, so its purpose now is just to serve MMs for manipulation and liquidate ppl in both directions, for how long?

MMs gotta give time for people to load up on puts. They greedy as fuck

hopefully these MMs get kicked in the nuts as Iran goes off.  These carefully orchestrated swings they been doing all week.

Have a good weekend everyone (except MMs)

Fake ass EOD pump sliding away in AH. I hate the pedo MMs

MMs have to keep SPY pinned at 685 for max loss on calls and puts. Market is a scam right out in the open

Slowly approaching 6 months of this 680-690 range lmao MMs got us in purgatory

Down 2 weeks of gains in a single regular non-world-ending mildly red SPY day, clown market ever since october, MMs have too much power

MMs want your money and they want it *NOW*🫴

Can we do a vote of no confidence on MMs

Deport MMs

crazy NVDA MMs will move trillions just to fuck over WSB

What if we started whacking MMs?

MMs gonna keep this shit pinned as long as we keep buying options

Respectfully. Fuck this entire market. Fuck the administration. Fuck the sec which allows ao much illegal shit to happen. Fuck the MMs. Fuck this entire corrupt ass system. Fuck the algos. This shit is horrendous. Done "investing" it shit designed to rip you the fuck off.