MMS

SEC always doing their best Hellen Keller impersonation while the MMs just have their algos run grab ass in the tight range and we artificially melt up after theta fucking everyone when no one in their right mind is buying besides retards in here DCAing with their 10k accounts, if there was any karma at all they would choke

The way MMs prop the indexes up while everything crashes is an advanced level art form

Tech (XLK) has the highest amount of short interest in its history right now and you think MMs are going to let them print? Stop being so dum bers.

Hands up if you bought volatility this morning like a good little slave to MMs.

The algos can only hunt puts for so long and if MMs are not buying en masse and only retail/poors are DCAing...we're going to the fucking core

i love my echo chamber of equal minded regards losing money on inherently risky trades and blaming it on MMs and trunt

the market is a freshman in college and MMs are his girlfriend who is going to the frats every night sweeearrriiing she isn't doing anything and that she looooves him soooo much

MMs just get to buy cheap NVDA stock to make the market move wherever it wants

605 on qqq 683 spy seems like the number the mms chose for a pin all day. Bet we go sideways with like + or - dips or rips from that

MMs holding up best they can

If you think the MMs don’t have their hands elbow deep in how the inflation report gets portrayed, I have a bridge to sell you

MMs wouldn’t let you get away with it would they? Just like 8grand i lost on aapl earnings calls. Theta lords cucking us

Just let it drop, this is stupid. Most companies have been in the shitter since the rate hike fiasco in ‘22 and will never recover.. The Mags haven’t been doing much better but MMs use AAPL to prop things up every time NVDA wobbles. Blind corruption through and through

NVDA always brings the market down for a few days with great news. I feel like MMs hear “sell the news” and don’t know it only applies sometimes. They’re kinda regarded. Don’t worry, we pamp today. I took a tarot card reading of the market today and we are going up

Nice try MMs I’m not selling my $MU April calls

everything bad but i just don't see MMs allowing the very large amount of put holders for today to win

They should've let the dow drop yesterday. But MMS gonna be MMs and steal option money

MMs rug pulling MP materials overnight. Too much options expiring today for ideal price movement but MP is going to 100 by EOY

Stop buying options ya morons. Only thing keeping shit down is MMs taking your money.

Currently contemplating actually reducing my US exposure to 0 outside of SMH. Gonna get ram via korea so i don't need stinky US companies that just get sold off or manipulated by MMs.

On one hand, my calls are fucked. On the other, I have enough dry powder to just buy puts and break even. Either way I'll be good. Fuck you MMs

MSFT max pain tomorrow is $392, you guys still think it’s just a coincidence. Fucking MMs and institutions robbing everyone out here.

The efficiency is in terms of global price discovery; you don't have stuff like different exchanges with different prices for the same thing, like you did with bitcoin exchanges when they first started out. So very little arbitrage opportunities outside of MMs taking advantage of bid ask spreads on low volume equities and options. Anyone who thinks the market is efficient at *price discovery* is a cum guzzling fuckwit who doesn't deserve the air they breathe. Not even any point in investing in the markets if you think that's true because the whole point is that the massive inneficiencies there allow us to make tremendous amounts of money exploiting the raw unfiltered retardation of the market. Like Google being priced at 14x forward PE a year ago.

The MMs faked me so hard out of my calls. Fuck you and I'll be back tomorrow for you take my money in a gayer way

HE FELL FOR THE V MMs: wanna see him do it again?

MMs has successfully brought AMZN down to $205 max pain for tomorrow. AMZN even got a target upgrade to $335 from $285 from evercore today, but as you know, that shit doesnt matter. Fuck MMs and their whore sisters.

MMs loving all of retail buying into their dumps. This is going to be disgusting when 675-680 actually breaks lol

MMs low key mad Microsoft coming back

You know what MMs still kinda funny ngl

MMs not going to let Nvidia bounce.

U.S. MMs get some of the BEST tax AND legal treatment compared to nearly anywhere else in the world. They take your money and invest it into South Korea, Taiwan, Brazil. Meanwhile our indices stall and fall for multiple quarters at a time. Put these people in jail.

Nice try MMs I’ve unfazed. Dump more you nerds

Its funny that these commentators on CNBC always some some dumb shit like "We don't know why NVDA always drops after earnings". We all know its MMs and institutions are collecting premium.

Looks like AMZN trying to get to 205 which is max pain for tomorrow. How we keep letting MMs getting away with this shit is beyond me.

Hey MMs I double dog dare you to dump spy to 680

MMs are watching too many YouTubers bitch and moan about AI

Markets wanting to melt up, mms wanted to IV crush everyone. We all know who will win

All call holders sold for peanuts already ok MMs pump it back to yesterday's prices

The MMs didn’t get their complimentary leather jacket I guess

Drop it more or no balls MMs

MMs just unwound their nvda delta hedges on the dump. We’re gonna V here boys 🫡

Not cool MMs not cool

Bol donation to MMs and institutions is appreciated. Your money will now pump brazillian bank corporate bonds, a safe store of value.

These greedy mms already made infinite money off the iv crush now they can’t even let this shit drop

MMs laughing their asses off

🥭 ordered the MMs to rotate out of tech stocks and into the DOW just so he can say it's over 50,000 again

Theta gang you guys are wannabe MMs

This is really one of the strangest spaces on the internet. Heavily bot turfed. Reddit commercialized. Weird chan derivative humor still hanging on. Hordes of willfully ignorant fools, hoping to pile into winning lottos. Sentiment actively monitored and traded on by pros and MMs. Insane history of brilliant DDs and crack pipe bets that have both payed out staggering generational wealth. The continuing march of gut wrenching losses and men crumbling in desperation. Kinda hate it here tbh

Hard to believe the MMs spend that much time trying to fuck my one or two calls but it do be true

The most anticipated open of the year so far can’t wait to see who the MMs bend over today