MMS

MMs be like "OH we better prop these up at painful levels"

Fuck this weak ass price action, MMs wrecking all options per usual

You see how it drops, freezes on a dime, and rallies back up but never actually rallying enough to go bullish? That's MMs killing put options while keeping their feet on the neck of call options

You need to load up your puts or calls so the MMs can move it in the opposite direction. What are you waiting for?

Every single international stock I own is green as fuck. Go international bros the only ones trading US markets are MMs and they can’t keep it propped forever.

I would like Thanos to snap the MMs.

Stop loss hunters… these MMs are a bunch of bitches with their billions

MMs use AI to summarize news

Quick 100% on puts and I'm out. Market should bleed down all day but I don't trust MMs wont keep it propped up

that huge pre-market rally to open exactly flat is MMs. It's all MMs. There will be MMs lying to you and telling you that the only thing they do is delta hedge. No. Their first and foremost goal is making sure option premiums get fucked as fast as possible, because the sooner they can close out their hedges on the options they sell you is the sooner they can sell more options to you.

MMs are shoveling today, expect lower volumes

‘There’s nothing wrong with 0 dtes, they’re classy’ so are MMs paying mods now

I’m totally buying calls cause I know the MMs read this chat

NICE TRY MMs LOW VOLUME FAKE ASS PREMARKET SELLOFF I AM DIAMOND HANDING THESE CALLS

mms gotta theta the fuck out of everyone

Take as old as time. Clearly, based on this thread, we’re going to open low, every regard in here will buy puts, we’ll quickly hit the MMs downside implied move and face rip up, hard. WSB will get wrecked. Again.

Masterwork by MMs. All this to bring us back to same levels then bounce back to 690 and destroy more puts. Then whipsaw into Nvidia

Retail always being pussies just for big dick mms to come buy stocks on sale

Baron bought puts on Friday for sure, I hope MMs fuck him up

Hope MMs had a terrible weekend

I bet on Canada to win gold at the start of the olympics. And the odds are somehow better now than they were when I made the bet. So I would've made more money if I took less risk. Why would MMs do this?

Feel like there's no point in buying indices right now when MMs seem hellbent on preventing all 700c's from printing, no matter how far into the future you bought them.

Hopefully MMs got home after work only to realize their lambo was stolen

Liquidity and interest in the market has completely dried out. It’s just mms left

MMs bout to rug y'all twice in 2 months.

I’d go as far as saying MMs are almost as evil as private equity firms. Almost

Imo market gonna run into NVDA er, and what happens after that is between god and the MMs

Hopefully MMs get into their lambos to go for dinner and see the check engine light blinking. Hope it’s an engine out repair for MMs

MMs took all my beer money

How many sacrifices to Moloch did the MMs do to keep SPY green after the trash economic data?

Wishing a terrible weekend for MMs 😊 hope all of your yachts run aground and your lambos all have check engine lights on

MMs keeps spy between 688 and 689, wants to destory everyone's puts and calls.

MMs constantly creating traps and fucking over the little guy

MMs know he has no ability to do what he's saying 😂. He's gonna find out that people in the ports are not going to be willing to defy the SC.

why are the stocks not crashing yo MMs freak the fuck out

Trump working with MMs by being late. Brother is burning all of retails with theta

MMs gotta probe for those stop losses

I hope MMs feel comfortable that they swindled enough money and this isn't the every other week exit liquidity like the last 3 + months

MMs are like do we have to do this on day of OPEX lmao 🤌

Would love 678 but MMs won’t let those print

MMs probably gonna stop a massive dump on open to fuck puts, then when tarrif decision delayed they’ll led it drill to the earths core

It’s the price at which MMs lose the least amount of money at option expiration.

While everyone sees this shit news and buy poots at open - this is the type of market that will take the horrible numbers and pump. MMs gonna be theta fucking everyone today.

Did anyone’s CVNA puts print? I’m guessing no. MMs made out better than 🥭 selling worthless DJT stock to his cult members at $75 a share.

MMs are in their bag. Dubious movement this AM. Professional-grade mystique here 🤌

MMs if u r reading this no funny business today I mean it

Staying out today, cba to give MMs their weekend coke money with their bs sideways move for 6 hours

MMs get access to the entire order book. Think about that next time you think you might have an edge

What % of MMs are Zionist? The results will shock you to your core.

This is the time of night I have slowly switched from hating myself for what I did today to having hope in my plan for tomorrow. Then tomorrow comes, I drop some money, slowly watch it get donated to the MMs including what was left in my long term plays, try not to kms