MMS

RDDT goes up 5% one day then -5% the next MMs are laughing watching every option get cooked

Every day MMs just reverse whatever happened in AH/premarket in the most fucked ways imaginable.

Did you enjoy the MMs trotting your options around the track today....

These filthy MMs deploying the bull traps once again

That just means we're gonna theta harder. MMs probably made billions from today's theta decay alone.

All dip buyers are making it much easier for MMs to pin prices with the obvious low volume. This market is going to move anywhere.

Crazy how well they price index options. You literally gain your delta. Props to MMs.

Can I meet one of these MMs so I can have a little talk with them in a dark alley

Without MMs SPY would be at 400

Not even MMs know WTF is going on, market too 🌈

This is actually fucking hilarious and diabolical from MMs keeping this shit range bound while VIX is at 20

Algos/MMs really don't want to capitulate 684 support

MMs and theta are the real winners in the long run

I'm actually pretty impressed that MMs can keep it this stable

Honestly this 1 dollar range is kinda impressive how the MMs are fucking everyone

People made too much money buying 0dtes yesterday. Today MMs closing the taps

Retard algos cant even fake pump correctly because no one outside of the few MMs doing it are buying lmao

CVNA V'd back to -3% only and MU dropped 3%....thats fucked up MMs thats fucked up

Bro how is that not a scam on CVNA, from -21% to -6%…MMs don’t want to pay out all those puts

I say we pool our money together and start our own hedge fund. We rug pull MMs. I got five on it, who else?

CVNA might be the biggest scam run by this greedy MMs

2 point BA spread on CVNA is also kind of crazy with the degree of volume right now. MMs really don’t want to get fukt.

MMs to CVNA put holders: no crying at the casino

MMs would rather let pedos run free than let CVNA puts print. digusting

MMs wins again

I take my statement back, but my thesis had to do with the number of options contracts open for earnings. For example, take a look at KLAR. They were an overwhelming amount of calls for earnings, which serves as an incentive for MMs to dump because they don't want to have to sell their stocks to fulfill the contracts

MMs really fucking over all the CVNA puts. No one was making money off that

🌽 isn’t dead it’s just getting accumulated and flushed by MMs Which sucks if you’re like me holding Hood and SoFI 

MMs dumping after earnings to fuck over the employees

Hey MMs I'm selling my calls and buying puts tomorrow!!

Sometimes MMs take a look at a two figures portfolio and be like “Yelp, let’s fuck this guy up, this guy especially”

Sometimes MMs take a look at a two figures portfolio and be like “Yelp, let’s fuck this guy up, this guy especially”

saw a ber earlier look at MMs selling into the dip because of the all the negative gamma today and think it's literally god punishing bols, never change wsb 🤣

I hope the MMs own shit loads off CVNA, I would love to see them bleed on this one.

BREAKING: Unredacted files leaked and MMs were mentioned in every redaction 👀

MMs pumping the market to distract us from noticing they are childfuckers. It’s working.

At this point MMs are just jerking each other off

The PDF mms will probably carry this into tomorrow too. That's what they're known for. AH gooning.

Yeah, for the MMs.

Does anybody ever feel like the insiders and MMs are data farming reddit? They can assess market sentiment, and lead us directly into traps lol

I mean, fair play to MMs to be this skilled in creating such a schizophrenic movement

I would like to thank the MMs for accepting my donation for the 4th day in a row

The idea of money is lost on the MMs so much that they truly seem to have the idea that only they should have money or rights

If you’re constantly complaining that the MMs or hedgies ruined your trade: 1) I assume you’re a child, since you can’t take responsibility for your own mistakes 2) Lmfao

Another masterpiece day by MMs.

thank you MMs needed sub 686 to exit these puts in profits

Shrek incoming. FED and MMs own bers.

So I made 100% on my spy calls. Easily cancels my losses yesterday, My only problem now is how do I get the balls to go all in? I know the moment I do that the MMs are going to Pot of Greed me and send me straight back to Wendy's.

Is it against reddit rules if I not so indirectly wish the MMs and hedges who coordinated today and keeping this range to burn puts suddenly croak? You know like a frog that's not an actual euphemism for anything else

Usually the MMs wait until 12 to start the nonstop pin program but they started it at 10 today.